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Blotto

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  1. The closing 5 minutes of this game was shit. This team is shit. Gonna be a long season
  2. How the fuck does the fla/ark game run over by 20 mins and still have 3 mins in regulation? Was coach golden signing dick pics at halftime. Fuck, let's go.
  3. That was great. Refs put an extra .5 seconds on the clock and ISU used every bit of it. Fuck Tech
  4. The guys seems like he's got a bit of gunslinger in him, so he'll probably make a few head scratching decisions early, but I bet that dude is playing solid AF by the end of year 1 and lookout after that.
  5. I flew out of boston the day after christmas this year and the weather was right around freezing at takeoff. I was sitting exit row window so I had a pretty good vantage point of the guy attempting to de-ice our wings. I would estimate only 5% of the de-icing fluid made contact with the wing. It was like the dude was catching his first nut.
  6. Fuck that baby-back bitch. Except when he shows up in college station wearing aggy gear and they lose. And then I go right back to hating that carpetbagging dickbag. goddmamn simpering cuck. fuck off, ted
  7. Good lord. It was a derpy play call but get a hold of yourself.
  8. goddamnit if we hand the ball back over to these fucks this half....
  9. lulz at thinking Colt was the QB when we played at the shoe
  10. I never imagined such a sentence was possible, but here we are.
  11. Its a tough spot for Arch, but Quinn is getting fucking killed by that pass rush. Will Sark find his balls?
  12. We gotta try. Fuck Quinn is a fucking statue back there and dont want them not worrying about the run.
  13. Seems like as good a thread as any for this breaking news update.....we've lost a titan in the conspiracy theory universe.
  14. If there was just some way, something that could be done to prevent mark zuckerberg from making you be friends with everyone you knew in hs/college. Maybe someday that technology will exist. maybe.
  15. And I would say the same thing about them.
  16. Lulz, Leonard is such a f'n tool. a jesus freak rube of a tool.
  17. If Drew Allar was a comedian, he would be Sinbad. Curiously famous, and nobody can figure out how.
  18. I ain't gonna lie. After that snoozer of a first half, I had very low expectations for the conclusion of this game. It has surpassed those easily.
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