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Blotto

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  1. Probably just easier to issue an executive order stipulating Tesla no longer is required to report financials as a matter of national security. Elon will however give quarterly updates on the spectacular success of FSD, his baby mama counts, and his latest conquests playing Path of Exile 2.
  2. And by fruit basket, I assume you mean dragging his nutsack all over buzz's face. Because thats what we do when we face little brother. Its a gas!
  3. The aftermath of that game was awesome. Such a fun night for a drunk fuck freshman.
  4. I thought less than 25% of our national debt is foreign owned, and only about 2% owned by China. Hardly gonna fix the problem.
  5. If we get the call for the play-in, we should 100% start March Manning. The marketing/NIL alone would be worth it. It's not like we're throwing away a chance at the nat'l championship.
  6. Everything will probably have burned by then. I was out on my bike earlier this afternoon for a ride. the difference in smoke/air quality from when I started til when i finished was noticeable. I was actually surprised the fire wasnt closer to town when I checked online to see what was burning.
  7. Yup. Any out of pocket repair work that you have done at Tesla facilities puts money in that human buttplug's pocket. Hell, with the marked up replacement part prices Tesler charges, you're funding that dude even if you have work done at a 3rd party shop. Fuck funding that psycho.
  8. I figured Pitino would do well there, but not this well. Dude knows ball. Been a long time since the days of winning basketball and ugly sweaters for St Johns 50-17 now after todays win.
  9. That would be a fitting accomplishment to wind down the RT era. Those fucking losses to SC and OU were so pathetic, I honestly wont even be mad. If you are seriously arguing over whether or not you should squeeze into the last 4 of 68 teams, who the fuck cares? Lunardi likes rape meatball subs Colorado State.
  10. checked out the texags game thread for the lulz. Someone dropped the highlight video queued up to the top of the 9th. The announcers comment about Rudis as he entered the game is f'n funny. And then they switch to the bama manlet rounding 2nd base in his Mr T starter kit. Followed up by another HR. And then the frisbee comment.
  11. Meh. The comment by itself, while factually accurate, is pretty lame and Potter deserves to catch some shit for it. But pro golfers live in a sheltered world if that's the worst they hear from fans. It was a Tuesday practice round, for fucks sake. And Rory for some reason feels he is entitled to just take a guys phone? As far as golf being a gentleman's game, I can promise much much worse things will be directed at the Europeans during this summer's Ryder Cup, and everyone will think its just good ole american patriotism. USA USA USA. TLDR Rory is a f'n bitch these days. I used to like the guy, but now find myself actively rooting for him to melt down in all majors, just for the lulz. And if thats all it takes to get his cunt inflamed, I'll be surprised if he does win another major. He has the physical talent still obviously, but his mental game is a fucking mess. Bitch Made.
  12. Rumor has it Tesler had to halt cybertruck sales because the glue holding the stainless steel panels onto the piece of shit is failing. What a laughable fucking disaster that thing is.
  13. Yeah that dude better get used to Amtrak and Greyhound.
  14. Rick is f'n toast, and he knows it. Legendary playoff choker vs playoff wizard extraordinaire. I expect to see a lot of this Just don't hurt him too badly RT. He once did good things here.
  15. That mofo makes Brock Cunningham seem sluggish/lazy. When he plays we get several extra possessions. Those are invaluable in post season ball when every game can be your last. Yeah, his offensive game is shit, but the other 4 dudes need to pick up his slack there and let the chaos ensure.
  16. How long before Tiger claims that try as he might, he just cant beat her old FIL on the course. You try beating somebody that had 5 aces on the day. https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/13/tiger-woods-dating-vanessa-trump/ Perfect addition to that family, lulz. He'll probably replace Jr in the holiday photos.
  17. RT's got a full minute to fuck this up, yet.
  18. That is the essence of what it means to be aggy.
  19. I legit worried that Shedrick was gonna jam that right into the rim for the loss.
  20. Its always hard to let them go. But its not fair to keep them alive any longer. We're just being selfish.
  21. Masterful play call. I'll need to watch it a few more times to pick up on all the subtle genius. But damn, you know it when you see it.
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