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Blotto

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  1. We gotta try. Fuck Quinn is a fucking statue back there and dont want them not worrying about the run.
  2. Seems like as good a thread as any for this breaking news update.....we've lost a titan in the conspiracy theory universe.
  3. If there was just some way, something that could be done to prevent mark zuckerberg from making you be friends with everyone you knew in hs/college. Maybe someday that technology will exist. maybe.
  4. And I would say the same thing about them.
  5. Lulz, Leonard is such a f'n tool. a jesus freak rube of a tool.
  6. If Drew Allar was a comedian, he would be Sinbad. Curiously famous, and nobody can figure out how.
  7. I ain't gonna lie. After that snoozer of a first half, I had very low expectations for the conclusion of this game. It has surpassed those easily.
  8. Dillon Gabriel finished 3rd in the Heisman voting this year.
  9. You definitely have a shot now.
  10. Having heard several Leonard post game interviews, I'm guessing thats exactly where he wants to be grabbed.
  11. Because its not priced like wagyu? I picked up some of the "wagyu" skirt steak for some steak tacos the other night at HEB and it was noticeably better than the regular HEB skirt steak. Pretty damn flavorful, will buy again.
  12. You might as well just start over with a new user name. Now back to our regular scheduled programming with a nod to the classics
  13. this is some peak Surly sand-in-my-vag bullshit. I have seen plenty of tweets related to a whole host of topics criticized on this board for misleading descriptors. I have no idea if Don Johnson commented on any of them, but who the fuck cares?
  14. My sister has some goats on her property. They are somehow simultaneously some of the smartest and dumbest creatures on the planet, but they can eat some greenery. We give them the christmas tree every new year, and they fucking go ham on that thing.
  15. So slightly less than the chances that she will hatch elmo's next kid?
  16. Nice of that mustang driver to account for the snow/hazardous driving conditions by leaving an additional 6 inches of room between his car and the car in front of him
  17. Their best bet is probably to reanimate Bill Snyder. His decaying corpse would still figure out a way to run circles around NIL superteams with Jordy Nelson Jr. leading the charge.
  18. For those like me that dont have a twitter account... https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1631352964123340800.html
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