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Blotto

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  1. Its fucking crazy that Sale is 36 years old and has ~2020 IP. Nolan had 5386 IP. And Cy Young had 7356 IP. Over three times the work of Sale.
  2. 7... Minute... Abs
  3. You swung for the fences and hit a infield fly. Your $40+M center got you 2 pts, 5 rebs, and 1 block in your playoff elimination game. But hey, at least you can hoist that generational legend trophy. They will be talking about his defensive domination in that....checks notes.... 124-94 nailbiter for decades. Goosebumps!
  4. Very impressive that your team has a better record than a team that is intentionally tanking/rebuilding. Doesn't make that shit awful Gobert trade any better.
  5. Utah would probably disagree with your take. Still laugh about that trade...
  6. No shit? Everyone understands the motivation, I was just commenting on how stupid these rationalizations are. Just admit you want the revenue, and dont make yourself look a fucking moron in the process.
  7. https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/45376891/ncaa-president-sees-value-march-madness-bracket-expansion Does this idiot think that there wont be a "first four out" scenario if there are 76 teams, and that those teams wont bitch exactly the same way the 65th team bitches today? Its no wonder these morons fuck up everything they touch.
  8. Whats going on here? I thought the trademark for "Trump Train" was already held by Senator Ladybug's asshole?
  9. I get it. TV money fuels it all, but fuck spending hours baking in that heat to watch Texas deep dick two crappy teams. For fucks sake, play those games at night.
  10. Did they notify the office via email, and close it with "Please respect my decision" Because in that case, you have to respect their decision. Power came on at my place at around 1:30 at my place, so I cant really complain. COA says they have restored power to about 60% of those affected, which is pretty impressive considering the pummeling that the overhead lines took from tree limbs. So many crazy videos out there. Just an amazing display of how amazing/nasty nature can get.
  11. I'm a block off red river over by Hancock....that was some shit. The windows in my house facing north were taking a pounding from the hail. They are older windows, so I'm surprised they held up. I went out on my porch and at some point if you would have told me I was in a weak tornado, I would have believed you. That's probably the hardest I've ever seen it rain. Still no power and I couldn't even get data on my cell phone until just about 20 mins ago (Verizon). I won't complain too much because our outage is the only one around me showing "crew assigned" on the outage map. I think my car survived the hail, but I'll wash all the leaves and shit off tomorrow and look for dents.
  12. It's amazing that aggy can somehow always manage to hire a bigger f'n dipshit for AD than the last guy. Couple of more cycles and their AD is going to show up to the SEC meetings wearing nothing but a helmet and a diaper.
  13. Things going well in da station https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3544122 I cant imagine how badly they would fuck this up, but I'm pretty sure Reveille wouldn't shit right for a week.
  14. He's lean. He's mean. He's a gig'em machine.
  15. https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/45350150/pga-tour-eliminates-starting-strokes-format-tour-championship
  16. of course he pardoned these freaks https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/trump-pardon-reality-tv-couple-convicted-federal-fraud-charges-rcna209349
  17. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/45254253/ranking-college-football-coaches-players Coaches ranked as players. Sark comes in at #4 with Heupel, Eddie George, and Sanders ahead of him.
  18. Not getting a ton of love from the betting public right about now (Draftkings odds)
  19. Blotto

    Burgers

    I never made it by because $20 for a double smashburger and fries just didn't seem that compelling when I have the Crown, Billy's, Workhorse, Dirty's and a couple other places all within the same distance. I doubt anybody is really surprised by this development.
  20. He had exactly one top 10 finish in his career. Even Ferentz has managed 5 of those since 2000.
  21. Is there any huge hail in this bitch?
  22. Some of my earliest boners are equally outraged.
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