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Blotto

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  1. This quote inspires a lot of confidence... This guy sounds like he might have read a book once. OK, maybe not, but I bet he could pick a book out of a lineup.
  2. 50% "holy shit", 50% "very cool." I havent done a ton of kayaking, but it seems there would be a lot of things that could wrong there.
  3. Ive settled on eggs, potatoes, chorizo, cheese....add pico/cheese/hot sauce + avacado if I have one laying around. But the diced potatoes are mandatory. Hot sauce is usually this stuff, which is about 40% cheaper at HEB than it is on the O brothers website.....good shit.
  4. Bought a variety pack of 0-5 DTE SPY puts about an hour ago in anticipation of the tariff announcement at noon. Lets see how that shitshow transpires. Sold half my 0DTE 605P for 2X when it dropped right at noon, so I'm holding onto the other half in case something crazy happens, but the 12PM deadline seems to have passed with little fanfare. Womp, womp....
  5. I never understood the rush to start a second women's professional basketball league when the first wallowed in a financial black hole until CC arrived on the scene. Opening week debuted around 300K viewers and by week three already down 40+%. If I was TNT, I would have conditioned my media contract on CC signing up. Rumors they shelled out $100M+ over 8 years for this. CC could probably get 25% equity of the entire league if she wants next year. Sandwiched between MTV's "Help, I'm in a Secret Relationship" and Disney's "Wizards Beyond Waverly Place" https://ustvdb.com/ratings/shows/
  6. I have read nothing about this situation other than your post, but my guess is it will ultimately get resolved before the tournament starts. The streaming services and content providers love playing tummysticks over this shit. And if they don't come to terms, I'll just pirate the games off of any of the 60 streaming sports sites that cost nothing. Because fuck adding a different subscription for every sporting event. Was planning on cancelling YouTubeTV after the tournament anyway. If they want to speed the process up, more power to them.
  7. Having two aholes means you can get twice as many eggs
  8. This team ain't gonna make the tourney and they sure as fuck don't deserve it. We didnt beat anyone worth a shit before the conference season started and we're getting ready to be 4-8 in conference. The faster we can shitcan Terry and start the reset the better.
  9. Earlier in the game, they said he was the leader of our team both on and off the court. While I actually doubt that, it would explain a lot.
  10. Scintillating stuff Tre is 5 for 7. The rest of the team is fingering their butthole.
  11. Does Mark want to be an NBA mascot or something?
  12. MOAR 3'S! MOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!!
  13. I would have to assume with rocko there is a 95+% chance of skidmarks, because he was too fucking stupid to figure out to how wipe his ass.
  14. Any clean energy and especially battery startups that were the beneficiaries of DOE loans should be a little nervous that Elon will probably get to pick and choose which loans are actually honored. If your product is a threat to Telsa's megapack business, that cant be comforting.
  15. Thats a lovely story, but the platypus isnt really close to extinction.
  16. Come on, man. Are we trying to move backwards or move forwards, here?
  17. Because criticizing his political stances on a football thread would cause more than a few snowflakes to get their twats so twisted, they might end up needing a wheelchair as well . He's a gigantic fucking tool who craves power and will suck anyones dick for more power, whether that advances the educational mission of the University of Texas or not. He cares about Greg Abbott not UT, and deserves to be mocked for being such a human buttplug. If that offends you, sign up over at Texags. They love the guy. Go be with your kind.
  18. Lulz....imagine CDC wondering if the slapdicks on Surly have any guidance on how he should proceed. The mfer knows what he's doing.
  19. This isn't 1980 anymore. The novelty of hearing him scream diaper dandy PTPer incessantly with the occasional interruption to suck off Coach K or Jimmy V has worn off. Everybody I know hates that dude broadcasting a game, even though they don't hate the guy. It's a beating listening to him do everything but talk about the fucking game.
  20. if my AC was turned on right now, it would be running as I noticed the thermostat at 80. But fuck running the AC in early Feb. I'll ditch for the evening and use someone else's AC. I don't care for this one bit. No sir.
  21. Thats because the rest of us sophisticates enjoy a good salet.
  22. I wont sweat the coaching hire. My go-to guy would be Lloyd, but even with the financial shitshow going on at UofA, there's always the possibility of some alums sweeping into save the day with a fat check. But I have faith that CDC will get it right. Thats what he does. That Zona-Tech game tonight should be a good one. Also, fuck Dickie V. He's been a clownshow for at least 20 years now. I'm glad the cancer didnt get him, but if I never have to listen to another asswhip broadcast with that buffoon, that would be fine with me.
  23. Yikes.... wtf are they smokin up in Omaha?
  24. Did that guy just state that Vandy's 66-65 lead was "their largest lead since...." I suppose its technically accurate but I'm not sure Ive ever heard that before. these announcers are ass.
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