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Blotto

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  1. True, but he's gotta be a prime candidate for any 26 celebrity death pools. That dude is running on vapors. He's not gonna score you a lot of points because he is 147 years old, but its good to get on the board early.
  2. I don't give a fuck. I didn't say they were breaking the law. I said I was fucking sick of them. A large percentage of bullshit we deal with in DC could be eliminated with term AND age limits for congress, SC, etc... Get these old pieces of shit out of office.
  3. look at this fossil. Has to be led around by a handler and the moment that handler lets go, he topples over like a fucking toddler. That look at 23 seconds strikes me as "where the fuck am I, who am I, i want jelly beans, dammit!" I'm so sick of these geriatric dipshits running the country when its probably the best they can do to not crap their fucking pants everyday. And that goes for the Dems as well. I just read that the democratic governor of Maine is running to be a first time senator at the spry young age of 77 goddamn years old.
  4. [Norm Macdonald voice] that would be the Blew Stallion [/Norm Macdonald voice]
  5. It's a pretty cool story. Not drafted and struggles to catch on with a team as he's cut by the rams and ravens before seeing any action. Philly picks him up on the practice squad, he fills in for one week and kicks the game winner, then Philly lets him go. Chargers have to pick him up a month later, and he promptly kicks the game winner for them as time expires. Chargers were smart enough to hang onto him, and now he's just L-I-V-I-N it up in SoCal on a $22M contract (12.5 guaranteed). Dicker the f'n kicker!
  6. Lulz "but muh tortillahz".... serious business at a serious school
  7. Holy shit, I hadnt been paying attention to that one lately. Nice hit. As for whether or not it qualifies as a stonk, I'd say any company trading at greater than 2000X sales when their sales are down 40% year over year comfortably qualifies as a stonk. $16B+ market cap is fucking insane, lulz.
  8. It was probably Jordan looking to set the record straight.
  9. that was a hell of a shot
  10. Campus-specific enrollment University Park: 46,723 students, with 6,281 graduate students. Commonwealth Campuses: Declined to 23,257 students between 2020 and 2024. Penn State World Campus: Increased to 14,601 students in fall 2024.
  11. Today I learned that PSU still has a prominent library on campus named after Paterno. So fuck them for continuing to honor/celebrate that child rape enabling piece of shit.
  12. How many coaches haves wins over two top 10 teams this season, cant be a lot right? Illinois might not be a juggernaut but the number 1 team in the country only beat them by 18, while Indiana won by 53. If you have a sizeable list of teams with a better resume, I'd like to see them.
  13. He was fired for cause, so they didn't pay him shit. I think he is suing, but so far the best defense against MSU's incompetence is the Tugman's idiocy. Its a battle of titans.
  14. I guess they could, but it would make more sense to tell them Rhule's actual record which is 2-23 against teams ranked in the top 25?
  15. He's got aggy back in the top 5. That fat mfer could probably get a 15 year contract at $15M fully guaranteed and 10% ownership of their shithole university. After the Schloss embarrassment those red ass ags are not going to lose another coach. Like Jimbo, he hasnt achieved a goddamn thing yet, but I fully expect aggy to do something really fucking stupid. Its what they do. They cant help it. And then Sark will drag his nuts all over elko's face again this November.
  16. I'd take that right now knowing it likely gets us in the tourney. Everything is a crapshoot entering a season with a new HC, but I have serious reservations about the caliber of guard play we'll see from this team.
  17. "Do ya like Bailey's?" "Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?"
  18. It would make sense to highlight their post grad program.
  19. Knowing Auburn, some 2nd tier booster will hire a 3rd tier hitman at a truck stop, and it won't go well. Good. Fuck dilfer. I hope they have a different AD in place than the guy who hired the last couple of coaches. Also half of these idiot big 10 ADs are gonna spend their share of that $2b in the first couple of years firing coaches, and end up with nothing to show for it. What a shit show college athletics has become.
  20. Just ask them to crop out all the nutsacks before they send the photo.
  21. thats fucked up
  22. Ha. fuck Butker, gonna laugh when he gets cut.
  23. I worked at a foot locker like store in HS, and could get basically an unlimited number of free and cheap shoes, so I tried them all. I started wearing ASICs then and never stopped. I stopped running for exercise more than a decade ago, but I still buy ASICs running shoes because they are comfortable as fuck.
  24. If by "likely" you mean no fucking chance, I agree. Its no longer the stoops glory days. Here's how OU compares to Texas in PPG against 2022-23: Texas 21st, OU 90th 2023-24: Texas 12th, OU 41st 2024-25: Texas 2nd, OU 27th 2025 to date: Texas 2nd, OU 3rd Texas average 9.25, OU average 40.25 Kwiatkowski's been parking his nuts on Vegetable's chin pretty regularly since Brent returned to Norman.
  25. Adidas is in business to make money. How does shelling out $50M to replace a coach make them $50M plus $1? Penn State will run out every saturday wearing Adidas gear either way. I'll be surprised if there is any truth to that. It just doesnt make sense. Its not like PSU and Adidas are unique in that they are the only athletics partners with a 9 figure contract. Nike is paying us $250 million for a deal signed in 2015. How much money have they given Texas to get rid of Strong/Herman/RT?
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