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Blotto

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  1. https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/insider/story/_/id/43721682/tiering-all-16-sec-teams-far-2024-25 Lumped in with the riff raff at the bottom of the conference, which makes sense considering the standings. That loss to piggy on our home court still fucking pissing me off.
  2. They call him iceman because of the way mahomes jizz glistens in his hair. Fuck mahomes and his pube headed haircut. Go eagles. And I hate the f'n eagles. For whats its worth, I'd probably give the award to Burrow.
  3. I'd probably roll the dice and jump on the bus if I was stuck in that f'n shithole.
  4. Blotto

    Grandkids

    We're gonna have to graduate from a shart thread to a shart sub-forum in another couple years.
  5. If we lose the next 5, the results of last nights game are meaningless. this team needs to find its fucking balls. They have more talent than what they showed the first 30 minutes last night.
  6. If it involves Perkins mumbling incoherently, 3hrs & 50 mins would be excessive.
  7. I pray you get syphilis, ya stupid cunt. You're welcome.
  8. We cant assume Arkansas grads can handle shoes without velcro.
  9. Just went to take a dump and I checked my phone and noticed we peeled off a 12-0 run. I guess imma hang out here for awhile.
  10. I get your point, but shot selection is ultimately reflected in every team's shooting percentages. And when playing good competition, we dont even rank in the top half of the conference. I dont particularly care what our team can pull off in a game of HORSE.
  11. Yeah, I laughed at those people that watched us light up no-name schools and proclaim this squad one of the best shooting teams in Texas history. We entered tonight shooting .306 from deep in conference play, good for 9th in the conference. We'll likely drop a few spots tonight. Our overall shooting percentage in conference play is .430, also good for 9th. This is not a great shooting squad, we just played a LOT of horrible teams early.
  12. what a shitshow so far.
  13. Well he's not really playing anymore, just drawing a paycheck. No stats for this season, so its a good chance this is his last contract.
  14. Dude is 39 and still pulling a paycheck. I just looked it up and after this season, his career NBA earnings will be just shy of $90M. Considering he didnt really stick in the league until he was 27, thats not too shabby. It pales in comparison to what the league stars now make, but that will buy a lot of sneakers.
  15. anyone got a good 3X leveraged Defense Industry ETF they can recommend? 5X would even be better. Pew, pew, pew
  16. I think you have to have a brain for that
  17. Fantastic. I'll mark you down as a Yes on the "Blotto to be king" initiative. I believe you're the first one. I'll see if I can get you a koozie.
  18. If I were king I would just deport stupid people, regardless of party. Coincidentally, that would eliminate most GQP voters and the palestinian americans clutching pearls because Harris didnt sing Fida'i at the beginning of each campaign rally.
  19. Heads up to one of you all that the heat is on. Might want to lay low for a bit
  20. OK I will amend my earlier statement. Any eligible voter (palestinian, american, martian, etc...) who didnt vote for Harris because Palestine is the most important issue in their lives can get the fuck out of the country. they are dumber than the republicans we laugh at on team Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. they can all get fucked.
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