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Blotto

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  1. Jesus Christ, pull your nuts out of your asshole. Sark wins the game because they are fucking aggy.
  2. Even the slapdicks realize whats coming their way
  3. How much sand can you pack in your cunt?
  4. If you gotta show the reply 15 times and you still aren't sure, it aint indisputable
  5. I just expect every penalty on offense is on his dumb ass.
  6. "opens up Tim Beck's entire playbook".....lulz
  7. Its early yet, we'll have to see how they weather the storm once Bronny goes down to the G League.
  8. Calipari's boys are face-fucking Self's squad right now in an exhibition. On the SEC network if you wanna check out some college hoops.
  9. I'll take milkmen glory hole attire for $300, Alex.
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    Austin FC

    Wait....did they just fire their HC with a MLS winning percentage of ~34%, only to hire another HC that was just fired for having a MLS winning percentage of ~36%? Lulz.
  11. Here's a blast from the past, one of the OG stonks on this thread. UAVS popped up on the best performing stocks today (up 50%), and I was actually surprised that they were still in business. After looking at their chart since the insanity of '21, it would appear things have been trending poorly. I still laugh at the thought that Amazon was gonna partner with these chucklefucks when Amazon had already invested in their own drone delivery business to the tune of like $30B. This quote from the new CEO after their most recent 50:1 split a couple of days ago is fantastic: Keep on stonkin', sir.
  12. yeah, I think everyone knew this was coming, but it looks like the time is here. They were fun as fuck to watch last year, and that hasnt changed.
  13. Just got back for the evening. This nugs/okc game is the first of the season that I give a shit about. Just smoked a bowl, poured a cocktail, and settled into the couch....feels good.
  14. "so there I was......mid-fap...."
  15. A strike will be a riot. After they realize nobody really fucking cares, it should wrap up in a couple of weeks.
  16. This dude is everywhere all the sudden
  17. If this is the story that was supposedly shopped to multiple media orgs, it doesnt make a lot of sense to me as the verification simply becomes "is it AI or not" and there are certainly technology companies that have solutions to determine that.
  18. is 44 goals in 42 Champions League games good?
  19. I will never understand why Garland is such a fucking gutless pussy. why the hell was he chosen for that position? Musk's actions are either illegal or not. They dont have a few lawyers in the org that can suss that out in a timely fashion? The fact Trump never faced trial for his election fuckery 4 years ago, and instead is in a position to ramp it up in 2024 makes me want to drive to DC and kick that worthless cuntstain in his twat.
  20. Count me in the crew that thinks nothing can be campaign ending. Thats not how cults work. Whatever it is, there will be a justification they can all get on board with. Even if that justification is simply "fake news." These rubes dont live in reality, so whatever happens in reality is easily explained away.
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    Mexican

    Not really gonna miss it, as I havent been since well before Covid, but the Barton Springs Baby A's is no more. No doubt I killed some time and brain cells there back in the day, but the food was average at best. https://www.kvue.com/article/money/economy/boomtown-2040/austin-business-closing-location-barton-springs-baby-acapulco-purple-margarita/269-3b0c25f4-0a35-49d6-b5e7-9ef47aedc26c
  22. apparently MN cant wait to see Bronny either
  23. The upcoming James family fellatio is going to be unbearable. I'm rooting for bronny to check into the game and promptly trip and fall, somehow rolling up both of daddy's knees.
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