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Blotto

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  1. Marooned in the Richmand VA airport after a flight diversion, and all the fucking bars are closed. Cant even celebrate the news. So I'll have to settle for a hearty "fuck you"
  2. And fuck some sheep. Because it's Tuesday
  3. It's crazy....40 years ago the highest paid player in the NBA was magic, and he was making $2.5M. he made $40M in salary in his entire career.
  4. I think that just means shadeur has to jack him off since no massage therapist within 100 miles will return Watson's call
  5. Well this is awkward.... Nothing builds that summer league comradery like posting on social media about wanting to fill your teammate's sister up with cum.
  6. This is expert level shit...... @bolverk level, even. Not for the timid.
  7. Looks like they finally put the corpse of Z'tejas out of its misery.... the restaurant, not the poster. https://ztejas.com/ Probably a decade late. I thought it died when they shuttered the location on 6th, but apparently they had 3 or 4 locations.
  8. the only thing that dork has fingered is his own asshole.
  9. This fritz/perricard match is getting good. Fritz was down 5-1 in the tiebreak and came back to win it. Heading to the 5th.
  10. Nothing a little Ayahuasca cant fix
  11. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c15wwvggk80o
  12. I think a lot of people would be surprised to know that there are now more Mormons than there are Jews, both domestically and globally. I guess all that missionary work (not that kind Jake) has paid off.
  13. New shit has come to light... https://ksltv.com/local-news/jake-retzlaff-lawsuit/791607/ There is a fan conspiracy floating around the internet that the female was a Univ of Utah student and this was a setup to get him suspended. In other words, force him to claim the sex was consensual to get him suspended, and now drop the case. Sounds like bullshit, but that would be some next level skullduggery.
  14. Its all the same shit to me. I'd love to know which universities teach that Mormonism is a cult. Probably Baylor, lulz.
  15. The most amusing thing about this thread are all the comments singling out Mormonism as a cult, because somehow their version of their sky fairy is weirder than all the other sky fairies out there.
  16. And he is being suspended for having consensual sex which is his defense against the accusations. You're out of your mind if you think BYU handles sex like every other school, save Baylor or Penn St.
  17. Fuck yeah Freese. That was an awesome display he put on there at the end.
  18. That's why I always laugh at those BYU choads on this board who dream about BYU being a power in football or basketball. Most 18-22 year old dudes like having sex. Sure they could go to BYU and hope they dont get exposed, or they could go anywhere else where nobody gives a fuck.
  19. The only thing I took away from reading up on the latest Beasley incident is that the NBA (and probably all pro leagues) aren't really taking this seriously. The suspicious behavior began occurring in Jan '24, and yet they are just now getting around to investigating it? Beasley has played in over 100 games since then. It would be a trivial undertaking for a CS undergrad intern to write a data scraping project to watch line movements on player props and flag them in real time, or at least aggregate data on a daily/weekly/monthly basis to look for trends. Plenty of websites out there that monitor this type of shit, why cant the NBA? Why does it take a full year and a half to launch an investigation?
  20. It was his low water mark for the season, but a pretty fucking solid effort that year...
  21. It seems the knicks had a really well thought out plan when they dumped thibs. Whatever, Dolan is a f'n douche and deserves failure.
  22. He should really help the Cavs for the 8 games a season he is healthy.
  23. So someone can still release a Grok hemorrhoid balm?
  24. Can you imagine the quality of clientele when your customer base is 100% comprised of people in the market for a used ass thermometer? It would probably remind you of a Texags user convention.
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