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Blotto

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  1. Oh man......the sports gods have some decisions to make now, lulz.
  2. Blotto replied to Fug's topic in Football
    Yeah, if Kelly decides he wants to keep killing kids in scissor lifts or even torture us every weekend as a TV know-it-all, then due to his contract's offset language its probably cleaner to negotiate a one-time payment, payable now with no future clawbacks. But if he decides to retire because he doesn't want to start someplace new at the age of 64, he should tell LSU to fuck off and keep sending those checks. Or offer to let them pay out the NPV of his contract and give them a small discount to motivate them. But that figure would be a lot closer to $40M than the $20M I keep reading.
  3. That oughta just about do it!
  4. I went my entire life without ever contemplating the phrase Steven Miller's scrotum. And you took that away from me. In other news, it seems like it took less than a year under these numbnuts for our military to start falling apart https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/26/politics/navy-aircraft-crash-south-china-sea
  5. Blotto replied to Fug's topic in Football
    Bigly. He may get multiple raises just from ole miss this fall/winter alone. Too many jobs open at schools that want to pretend they can win it all, and not nearly enough big hires out there to fill em. I think we see some headscratching shit go down. Should be entertaining, at least Lane's trolling throughout will be.
  6. If we can ditch Sark AND not have to pay his buyout, hell yeah, sign me the fuck up. Its not like our NIL goes with him. We'll recruit just fine without him.
  7. Its gotten to the point where Romo just annoys the fuck out of me in any game he's calling. One of my least favorite announcers in any sport. Which is strange, because I liked the guy when he started out his first season or two.
  8. I enjoy watching that fat buffoon meltdown on the sideline every week. they need to shitcan that clown.
  9. No shit. If the attention whore tandem of Lebron/Bronny can resist the urge, so can Pitts and his two year old.
  10. lets be honest...they were 2-5.
  11. Blotto replied to hornfan785's topic in Football
  12. closer than I thought, not sure theres enough to turn it
  13. Win or lose that DC of theirs is gonna leave the field with a load in his britches. Every time they show him, he looks more and more worried.
  14. Luckily, Sark only does that with plays that DONT work
  15. Not a popular choice around here, but I think he would kill it.
  16. I suppose its possible there are 5 bigger issues, but that doesn't mean Arch isnt a terrible fucking QB. Dogshit QB play from the guy in all but one game this year. I hope they cut his NIL to $0 so he fucking leaves. No way we can roll that scrub out next year.
  17. He underthrew it I think. Wingo looked like he had a step and Arch let the DB catch up and knock it away.
  18. that fucking play sucks so goddamn bad. sark loves it, and it never fucking works
  19. fucking hell that was a terrible series. vintage texas 2025.
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