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Blotto

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  1. My recollection is that Belichick was pretty damn good at roster construction. He would drop over-priced vets with little hesitation, picked up damaged goods for cheap, and especially on defense looked for guys that were pretty adaptable. Thus he had a lot more flexibility week to week designing defensive schemes. If you look at scoring defense while he was a HC, NE was pretty damn consistent. Some of that was Bill, some of that was playing the jets and dolphins a lot. I'd much rather eat Jordan's cookie than Sally's
  2. They could play all-stars from the JADES-GS-z14-0 galaxy and I doubt the players would put out much effort. Its a week off for the entire league, both those selected and those sitting at home. The entire weekend is dogshit now. The guys selected to this game all make so much money, its not clear to me that they can be financially motivated. And the league in general already has the in-season tournament with a cash prize to try and juice some excitement in an entirely too long 82 game season, so the prize money would presumably be less for one ASG weekend than for the in season tournament. The single players probably look at the weekend as a chance to smash as many insta-hos as possible in a 72 hr window. The married players on the other hand probably look at it as a chance to smash as many insta-hos as possible in a 72 hr window.
  3. He's already playing it. Like you said, everyone knows he's coming back, and yet last night he did the same shit he's done after the last couple of playoff series losses He's getting to be as bad as Aaron Rodgers.
  4. Well, yeah. I'm unfortunately planning on a couple of those.
  5. I like seeing the Lakers lose in the first round as much as anybody, but it also unfortunately means we have now entered Lebron's annual "pretending he might not play next season decision process" when everyone knows he has to play so that Bronny can sit on daddy's lap again next season have a spot on an NBA roster next season.
  6. And all that lethal Bronny James firepower just sitting on the bench. Why you no like winning, JJ?
  7. Ah fuck, now I gotta smuggle a can of bear spray on board?
  8. https://pagesix.com/2025/04/30/lifestyle/bill-belichicks-girlfriend-jordon-hudson-reportedly-amassed-8m-real-estate-portfolio-since-dating-coach/ fucking ole Bill is paying off.
  9. shooters shoot
  10. I guess I just don't consider it particularly newsworthy in the first place. The fact that Fox labels it as China "caving" is fucking hilarious. We did the exact same fucking thing so Trump didn't have to hear about $2500 iPhones. It's a nonstory.
  11. We waived electronics and semiconductors. They waived some shit. Why? Because blanket tariffs are fucking stupid to begin with. This is all so goddamn idiotic.
  12. You need to give up this fantasy that the clueless/spineless morons in the democratic party are capable of rising to the moment. Their political impotence grows by the day.
  13. Cant wait for opening day of the Belichick era in Chapell Hill when she walks him out on the field with a leash.
  14. What lass wouldn't be impressed by 4 sharts in under 40 minutes. Bravo.
  15. Nice of us to give little bro the hand me downs.
  16. Blotto

    Pizza

    Yeah they can GTFO with that $4.25/roll bullshit.
  17. Did I just see Curry airball a three, or did that last one get tipped? Went back and watched it, and he sure as fuck did. I dont recall the last time I saw that when it wasnt a last second heave.
  18. I would say the biggest warning sign with QE is that he didn't really improve that much in the time he was here. He became a little more consistent after his first year here, but continued to make a lot of the same mistakes all the way to the end. He was a pretty good, not great college QB on a team with a fuckton of offensive talent. I'd be pissed if my team drafted QE only because I think we saw the best of what he is capable of already, and it isn't NFL caliber play or leadership. History is littered with those types of guys that had to figure out something else to do with their lives after school. At least todays NIL landscape means he got a shot at making a few million already.
  19. Damn did that lady have a rough life. On the streets at a young age, then all of the Epstein shit and attention afterwards, and now it looks like her family life was disintegrating.
  20. Nobody else is jumping on that grenade.
  21. Now I'm gonna have to watch Tap.......again.
  22. Well this is kind of awkward, but we're gonna need to get our stories straight if we have any chance of pulling this off.
  23. Mine was a '76, with oxidized red paint and thick 70's brown, tan, and white racing stripes down the sides and hood. Once it was wrecked, they found replacement front quarter panels that were sort of the same color red, but with no racing stripes, so they just ended at the doors. it was the definition of a beater, but reliable as all fuck. Plus as a tiny shitbox two seater, i rarely ever had to drive when out and about with friends, so i could drink beer as a passenger as god intended.
  24. that was my ride as a teenager. basically this guy to lug my lawn mowing shit around. Of course, it was 10 years old and I paid $1K for it, because my parents saw no reason why they should buy me a car. thing was a fucking tank. I wrecked it bad, gave it to an old school repair shop and told them to replace everything with second hand parts. It took them a couple of months of scouring junk yards, but I got it back for another $800 and it was good as new (although the body panels werent all the same color. Wasnt much of a pussy wagon, but it got me around for cheap.
  25. https://nypost.com/2025/04/25/sports/adrian-peterson-arrested-for-dwi-after-appearance-at-nfl-draft-party/ Shitbag gonna shitbag
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