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  1. Blotto
    What two things comprise Oklahoma GDP? Homes with wheels and meth
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    A few more years of this shit, and the aqua fence will be cheaper than buying flood insurance in Florida.
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    As long as the stripper's water doesn't break, zepol should be just fine.
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    Take it easy on the guy. he's a tOSU grad.
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    If caught in that scenario, your best bet would be to strap yourself on to Stephanie Abrams and her flotation devices. Best chance ya got Just remember that social decorum mandates you will have to ultimately let go when the water recedes.
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    With the braves out of it, I'm back to #AnyoneButTheDodgers. Because fuck 'em.
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    Damnit, I just turned the game on. I hate that I missed seeing that cuntstain taking a beating for 3 qtrs.
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    Just got back from a 3 week roadtrip last night. Spent the day lounging on the couch watching football. Surprisingly entertaining week. Would do again.
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    KU receiver with a beautiful catch laying out in the endzone. Lets see if it stands
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    Bronny James

    Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball

    The enthusiastic fellatio performed by Reddick in the post game is really something. I guess that's one advantage of giving some dude off the street the coaching gig, he will say/do whatever LeBron wants
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    They can have my Karelian shungite cock ring when they pry it from my cold, dead, yet impressively turgid manhood.
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    Seems like the most appropriate page for these slack-jawed fucksticks.
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    There are no shortcuts on the journey to KSCR enlightenment. But those of us who endured the pilgrimage, persevered, and found the way will vouch the hardships are worthwhile. Or you can probably just check Etsy.
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    You could lose a lot of money wagering on a "floor" of GQP stupidity. In my observation, there is none and they will continue plowing ahead until they are too stupid to breathe. Morons leading rubes....today's GQP.
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    thats when a Karelian shungite cock ring really proves its worth.
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    both teams are shit.
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    Hartzell probably forced her out because she wouldn't agree to suck Gov wheelie's dick with glee. As that appears to be high on hartzell's favorite pastimes, he rightfully concluded they have different visions. F'n twat.
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    I'm travelling and won't be back to Austin until late Friday night. If I recall correctly, I only have a couple of rolls of shitter paper in my strategic reserve. I'm fucked aren't I.
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    Congratulations. On a thread full of shitty takes, yours outdistances everybody else's shitty take by 300%. Basketball is a sport dominated by height, speed, strength and athleticism. Is it your theory that while they are getting dunked on, blocked, muscled out for rebounds, and constantly smoked down the court on fast breaks, the women would ultimately pull out the win due to their crisp, fundamentally sound bounce passes?
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    Just making the playoffs is huge with this fucked up injury season. Now let's win it all. Lulz Jk, let's win one game
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    karma doing what the league wouldn't
  25. Blotto
    Or for those needing the Texans to close out a 4 team parlay paying 20-1, lulz. Admittedly, that would have been a lucky ass backdoor cover.

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