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Blotto

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  1. As far as I know, Tesla still requires NTSHA approval of FSD to launch their robotaxi service in Austin next week, and as of a couple of weeks ago they didnt have that. Trump could probably fuck with him here as that agency falls under that real world dipshit Sean Duffy. Bigger question is whether Elon even cares, of if he would just launch without NTSHA approval promising remote drivers are at the wheel observing all operations. (wink, wink)
  2. Trump only hates spending his own money, but he'll happily spend tens of millions of sweet tax payer money on golf every year. $50K or whatever they spent on that tesler is a non-event. Probably acquired with a government P-card and no fucks given.
  3. Its amazing to me that there are still people out there who believe this shit. Trump could host a fireside chat on national tv where he details every scam he has orchestrated since 2016 and argue that a rich president makes a happy president, and a happy president makes a happy America. And he would not drop 1% in approval ratings. GQP VOTERS DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT HE DOES. ORANGE JESUS IS BEST JESUS!
  4. Look at the soy boy over here calling out these patriots. I bet you don't even tan your balls.
  5. If by "one of us", you mean it looks like he went out and hit it entirely too hard the night before, and is just trying to make it through the day without shitting his pants.....then yes he is.
  6. We're living in the sequel to idiocracy. Can't wait for Clevon to be appointed as Bondi's replacement.
  7. Looks like someone here can't handle 2 high agency males going at it. you can take your gynocentric views and be gone, sir!
  8. I dont think elon is actually capable of fucking women. He just jacks off to a picture of himself, and they go the in vitro route.
  9. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/05/musk-trump-spacex-dragon-nasa.html Who could have ever guessed that placing the prospects of the American space program in the hands of a drugged-up, narcissist dork would weaken our hand moving forward. Two fucking morons huffing their own rancid farts for the world to see. Yay Amurica.
  10. While I was never a Steeler fan, I always respected their consistency and thought Tomlin was a good dude. Now, I will root for them to get their shit pushed in by 40 every week. Hopefully the Bengals lure Vontaze Burfict out of retirement with a 2 game contract.
  11. piglet....the phrase you're searching for is piglet.
  12. meanwhile in austin.... https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-crime-stephon-morson-bond-increase-burton-drive-murder
  13. Nothing particularly wrong about the police conduct in this video, other than being terrible shots....cant believe this dumbass made it through that barrage relatively unscathed. Looks like he might have taken one in the shoulder.
  14. Would make a decent porn movie title about a down on his luck Panamanian porn star as he struggles with the question of whether there is more to life than MFFF foursomes, and his search for redemption as he discovers MFFFF fivesomes.
  15. Dunning Kruger strikes again. Do us all a favor and read this sentence every time before you choose to post.
  16. Apparently it was the time to jump in, lulz
  17. Just think of the buying opportunity. A chance to double down on our previous 4 double downs!
  18. Dont get this at all.... Why not the entire roster? I guess with NIL also in play, these guys have access to other sources of $, but if we cant fucking afford it, who can? Also I was surprised to see some of the current numbers https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/2025/02/27/texas-announces-plan-to-add-200-scholarships-after-ncaa-settlement/80584799007/ Women's basketball: 15 (currently 15) Women's golf: 9 (6) Women's rowing: 68 (20) Women's soccer: 28 (14) Women's softball: 25 (14) Women's swimming and diving: 30 (14) Women's tennis: 10 (8) Women's cross-country: 0 (0) Women's indoor/outdoor track: 45 (18) Women's beach volleyball: 19 (6) Women's indoor volleyball: 18 (12) Men's baseball: 25 (11.7) Men's basketball: 15 (13) Men's football: 85 (85) Men's golf: 8 (4.5) Men's swimming and diving: 22 (9.9) Men's tennis: 9 (4.5) Men's cross-country: 0 (0) Men's indoor/outdoor track: 35 (12.6) No scholarships for Cross Country? Are they just also considered part of the track squads and get scholarships that way?
  19. Disciples in the church of Larry Brown.
  20. I bet Kyler would consider taking on another roommate. https://stories.tamu.edu/news/2025/04/07/texas-am-names-2025-26-head-yell-leader/
  21. At any other school, I would immediately suspect that guy's buddies were trolling him hard with those "always cleans up after himself" and "skeet shooting" lines. But its aggy, so I could easily be convinced his mommy is trying to get her gay son laid, but his daddy doesn't know yet and doesn't take kindly to that type of person, so she has to be subtle. Or at least subtle enough her redass husband doesnt get it. What she doesnt know is her redass husband is now probably sliding into her sons BMs.
  22. If I was owner, I'd probably fire Thibs for his hair alone. That's indicates a man with a shadowy grasp of reality. Leaving those few hairs to run isolation at the top of the key ain't ever gonna work.
  23. Judges would have also accepted: Take your foot off its head.
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