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    I'm pretty sure that chode is a trumper. I'm certain he will be quick to set the record straight on code switching.
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    It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
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    fucking lunacy that all these never trumpers just pretend that shit they said years ago didnt happen. Even crazier that Vance somehow was chosen as Trumps running mate with those many statements on record. And complete batshit crazy that it doesnt bother a single republican. Yet here we are.
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    Yet another couple of right wing fucksticks that should probably be behind bars, but get away with a slap on the wrist instead . they clearly learned their lesson that fraud is bad.
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    I'm tempted to try and sell some for $4.99, but I'm worried about some jackwagon jumping into the market at $3.99. Classic "seven minute abs" scenario.
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    Her fakers crack me up
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    Caught Anders Osborne and Tab Benoit last Thursday at the Belly Up in Solana Beach. Good lord those two spent 2 hours straight fucking those guitars, just trading off riffs. That's a cool venue to see a show. The dude that opened, JD Simo, is an animal as well. He played with just himself and a drummer and it was pretty damn solid. Just a great blues style guitar extravaganza.
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    BC @ FSU

    Blotto replied to JFKFC's topic in Football

    that dude is just straight dogshit
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    He's such a fucking tool. If its a big game, you know he will step on his dick. Loser extraordinaire.
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    Its the turditions that make the school what it is
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    Texags is melting pretty good right now. The elk is taking a lot of body blows. Headshots are reserved for weigman.
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    Lulz. Nobody's stupid enough to elect that spineless fucking pussy except Texans.
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    WTF. Is this dude actually eligible to play this year for Louisville? https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41018554/ahmari-huggins-bruce-rejoins-louisville-south-carolina This transfer shit is out of control. I'm waiting for the first guy that plays for both a MAC team and a Power conference team simultaneously to double up on NIL.
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    With the higher nightly lows, I wouldn't be surprised to see this year finish in the top 10 warmest years as measured by average temperature. It was a fairly warm spring if I recall correctly.
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    an average of 3 days over 100 per year in the 70's? I'm gonna have to assume everyone was so fucking stoned they couldnt read a thermometer.
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    They should at least show him standing on top of Cruz, McConnell, Sen Lady Bugs and the rest of his sycophants. There is no chance that fat fuck can even jump 2 inches.
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    Thats an impressive display of idiocy packed into two sentences.
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    good lord they must have raked in some cash today. Obviously they will be losing a decent chunk of revenue later, but if they wanted to generate some interest in the new location, mission accomplished. The liquor revenue from the bar will likely help offset that somewhat.
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    If I'm already taking the 15 yards for a late hit, imma go ahead and also take a dump on their senseless face.
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    Gotta wait.
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    It's nuts. It's an hour once you get inside. I've been here for 2 hours and am still 30 mins out. I guess $10 annual membership and the match on hours purchased brought out every poker player in Austin sick of driving up to the lodge. If I would have known how f'n long this was gonna take, I'd probably have come around 11 PM, but I'm committed now. Also, they aren't limiting the time match to the first 300 members as it says on the website. Anyone that wants can take advantage (presumably until midnight) they did a good job with the build out.
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    If the guy was capable of playing scratch golf he would live stream every round he played. But he cant, so he just tellls everyone how good he is, which is enough for his sycophants. I would love to see someone challenge him to a livestreamed match rather than that bullshit scramble with Douche-ambeau, and then listen to the never-ending stream of excuses. But finding someone that wants to put up with the rancid smell of his soiled diapers for 18 holes is probably difficult.
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    Obama

    Blotto replied to Zombie's topic in Cloak Room

    I dont know....that suit is surprisingly close to the color of Dijon mustard. Wake up sheeple.

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