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Blotto

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  1. If there was just some way, something that could be done to prevent mark zuckerberg from making you be friends with everyone you knew in hs/college. Maybe someday that technology will exist. maybe.
  2. And I would say the same thing about them.
  3. Lulz, Leonard is such a f'n tool. a jesus freak rube of a tool.
  4. If Drew Allar was a comedian, he would be Sinbad. Curiously famous, and nobody can figure out how.
  5. I ain't gonna lie. After that snoozer of a first half, I had very low expectations for the conclusion of this game. It has surpassed those easily.
  6. Dillon Gabriel finished 3rd in the Heisman voting this year.
  7. You definitely have a shot now.
  8. Having heard several Leonard post game interviews, I'm guessing thats exactly where he wants to be grabbed.
  9. Because its not priced like wagyu? I picked up some of the "wagyu" skirt steak for some steak tacos the other night at HEB and it was noticeably better than the regular HEB skirt steak. Pretty damn flavorful, will buy again.
  10. You might as well just start over with a new user name. Now back to our regular scheduled programming with a nod to the classics
  11. this is some peak Surly sand-in-my-vag bullshit. I have seen plenty of tweets related to a whole host of topics criticized on this board for misleading descriptors. I have no idea if Don Johnson commented on any of them, but who the fuck cares?
  12. My sister has some goats on her property. They are somehow simultaneously some of the smartest and dumbest creatures on the planet, but they can eat some greenery. We give them the christmas tree every new year, and they fucking go ham on that thing.
  13. So slightly less than the chances that she will hatch elmo's next kid?
  14. Nice of that mustang driver to account for the snow/hazardous driving conditions by leaving an additional 6 inches of room between his car and the car in front of him
  15. Their best bet is probably to reanimate Bill Snyder. His decaying corpse would still figure out a way to run circles around NIL superteams with Jordy Nelson Jr. leading the charge.
  16. For those like me that dont have a twitter account... https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1631352964123340800.html
  17. Sheep humpers vs sister humpers in a tight one. Aggy just hit a 3 to go up by two. 15 secs left.
  18. gonna give this a shot tonight. Not too shabby. Simple enough to prepare. I loaded a scoop of rice in the bottom and served with a crusty baguette. I did follow the recipe linked above pretty much as written, using two whole jalapenos (with seeds). First taste was a little flat, but adding some more salt and 8-10 healthy dashes of habanero hot sauce seemed to wake it up nicely.
  19. Thank god they still have you to thank for defending their honor on Surlyhorns.com. I'm sure that will help them out immensely. You're a fucking hero. And a patriot. Now what exactly are you upset about? That Incredulity is a f'n idiot? Thats been common knowledge for years.
  20. or you could take 5 minutes and research why that might be instead of screaming "hurr-durr-SCANDAL". So I guess you can argue that they should have infinity capacity to prevent such an instance, or you could just acknowledge that the system was probably not designed to handle "worst case scenario" and that is what they got. And you will gladly pay for the infrastructure improvements to handle worst case scenario with infinite capacity in every municipality in the US. Is it unfortunate? Certainly. Is it a scandal? Only to elderly grandmas glued to facebook.
  21. I was driving Southeast out of Grand Teton NP last October, and had no idea that there were wildfires burning along 26. At one point the flames were just cresting on the ridge to my south and the only traffic for miles was shit tons of forest service and firefighters. Those fires were at least a half mile from me and it still took me a few hours after emerging from the orange skies and smoke to unpucker my asshole. I cant imagine standing on a roof with a fucking garden hose as fire is consuming the property 15 feet from me. That's some crazy f'n shit right there.
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