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Blotto

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  1. Jensen got pissed that momentum traders had found a new addiction and were buying stocks not named NVDA, so he shit in their punchbowl Just saw someone on Reddit refer to RGTI as Regretti, lulz.
  2. It appears we have begun the "dump" portion of the P&D routine for quantum stocks...
  3. Lulz. Rodney's getting sport fucked by Bruce Pearl. Its been a while since I knew we were out of the tourney in early January. Furk.
  4. I can ride out this season I suppose, but if terry comes back next year with a crap ass team, its gonna be ugly. Maybe he will quit this gig for an assistant position at Ole Miss. That fact alone should have been a huge red flag that he wasnt wired to hold a legit high profile HC gig.
  5. I like how Whitlock prefaces his comments with "I know what I'm capable of" as he discusses her rack and peanut butter skin. Meanwhile the rest of the country is wondering why he is bringing up sniffing her office chair and promptly masturbating in the utility closet.
  6. Our entire team needs to portal to the wnba.
  7. Just turned on the Tenn/UF game. Tennessee is jacking up missed threes every time down the court just like they are in the NBA. Rick still getting 'em ready for the NBA, I'll give him that.
  8. I took the over (149.5) figuring if Texas can put up 65 pts, I'm probably good. Go Team!
  9. CDC didn't come to Texas to work for Jay Hartzell. He came to Texas to take the helm of an athletic department that is one of a select few that can aspire to be the preeminent athletic department in the country. SMU aint that. As for Hartzell,good fucking riddance. He's a spineless bootlicker who couldn't spread his cheeks fast enough for abbot. And yeah, I'm certain the next guy will be worse. Whatever, fuck off Jay.
  10. It definitely occurred to me that would be a useful gadget as I was repeatedly interrupting my game watching to check the temp on my steak. I even looked on line briefly but there were too many brands and options within brands for me to just buy something with no research. And then I got lazy, and did no research. What are the Surly go-tos in this category?
  11. Queenstown fucks. for days.
  12. I blame this learning disabled fuckstick, who somehow parlayed his HC'ing failure with Atlanta/Bijan into an OC position with the Steelers.
  13. that was my concern before the season, but now having watched this team through the first 14 games, i'm not particularly concerned this teams squeaks into the tourney. we'll be lucky to notch 6 wins in conference.
  14. And thus concludes by far my most successful season picking NFL games. This would been the year to use a proxy and sign up for one of those Vegas based super contests. I doubt I'll ever sniff 65% over the course of a season again, and I wasted it on a $25 entry pool. Furk.
  15. That McConaughey "ooooh Jerry's eating rice" commercial is dumb as fuck. Good thing they only show it 15 times per football game.
  16. Britan, huh.
  17. The comments in that reddit thread are a trip. The internet broke this country's brain.
  18. I like how they showed the aggy commercial highlighting all that it means to be aggy, and immediately rolled into a commercial that started with nuts.com
  19. Just wait til next season when his fatass is humpin' it on the sidelines biff poggi style in some bedazzled overalls with "the elk" proudly emblazoned on his name plate.
  20. FIFM. Not one solitary fuck. Somehow RR will end up making $400M off of this too.
  21. Yup, KD in a nutshell. He's given hoops fans a lot of thrills. This chucklefuck is the definition of a 10 cent head. I'm starting to think he's dumb as fuck.
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