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Blotto

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  1. Fuck off Massie. And everyone else in DC that shares your damn job title. We all know you wont do a goddamn thing about it, or even try you gutless fucking cowards.
  2. I feel much safer already. You gotta think Donnie already has the '26 FIFA Peace Prize wrapped up, and it's only Jan 3.
  3. Exactly. They had one nice run for 50 yards. Other than that, they had 29 carries for 28 yards. Their entire offense got skull fucked for 60 minutes, lulz. They needed MUCH more than a better QB.
  4. I bet Jesus' bracket kills in the office march madness pool.
  5. That safety doesnt matter for gamblers. Ole Miss was getting 6.5 pts. The spread and moneyline bets had already covered and the over was like 53.5. You would have had to have made some odd in game bet for that safety to make any difference.
  6. Those two plays b2b were bad ass.
  7. Best spontaneous USA, USA, USA chant that Ive heard in quite a while. that was badass
  8. .....and she's a nurse now. Yes, please.
  9. From what I saw, they need a lot more than just a QB to unfuck that offense.
  10. I'm pretty sure that accounts for portal as well....should be the star ratings of the players on their roster. He took a shitton of guys from JMU....they weren't 5 stars out of HS.
  11. He's the top 1 coach in cfb. He's Bill Snyder hopped up on meth and crack. Its his second fucking year at IU and it don't matter. Kirby looks great because they have had the #1 recruiting class just about every year. Where's IU??? Oh there they are...
  12. $21 for a 24 oz hard selzer, lulz.
  13. This team is fucking garbage. They ain't ever winning a goddamn thing of relevance with Joey "I made a doody in my britches, again" McGuire running the show. And no....BigXII championships dont count, lulz.
  14. did you check the pockets of your zubaz?
  15. They were probably as surprised as the rest of us they got that gig
  16. I've been screaming for years that he's overrated, but he cant be more overrated than the HS coach on the other sideline. What was the BigXII's best win OOC in the regular season....Iowa? Tech played a complete pussy OOC schedule and then beat up on the pile of turds masquerading as a football conference. Tech's D is stout but their offense is complete shit. 4 losses easy with our schedule.
  17. Fuck off, Portnoy.....he's gonna wake up with two black eyes from Arch dragging his sack all over his face.
  18. No such thing with Shaka at the wheel. Thank you shaka....again. The natives are getting restless in Milwaukee
  19. Betting against Shaka's squad has been a pretty reliable wager this year as they are 2-10-1 ATS this season. I look at the lines tonight and I see 10-2 Seton Hall GETTING 1.5 pts vs 5-8 Marquette. Yes please. I'll keep betting against Shaka until the linesmakers wake up.
  20. I can't tell you how aggy will fuck up next year, only that they will fuck up. Their inability to win clutch games is as certain as Elko packing on another couple hundred lbs in the off-season. The only certainty is Texas going into Kyle and physically dominating those bitch-made losers yet again.
  21. thats some expensive snatch....
  22. She's an ignorant cunt. Full stop. She hasn't learned much other than she lost her reservation on the grift wagon. Fuck her
  23. I always figured cowboy church was for those who wish to celebrate their religion through nstagram, as baby jesus intended.
  24. This coming from probably one of the 10 dumbest m'fers to ever hoop in the league.... 5 kids with 5 baby mommas, and he's gonna lecture about discipline, lulz.
  25. Admit in public that you watch brainless bullshit like a dude ranting while only wearing suspenders as posted in the OP?
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