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    Candace Owens

    Blotto replied to RollLeft's topic in Cloak Room

    When you rely on the religious right as well as Nazi fucksticks for votes, there's bound to be some tension I guess. Someone should ask donnie why his bff Bibi runs a country of pedophiles, and candace will find out real quick the meaning of FAFO. She's getting a little to full of herself and vastly overestimates her importance to Trump. Dumb cunt will be sucking dick for rent by October if she's not careful.
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    I was tuckered out from a bike ride earlier today, so my couch time turned into nap time. I was probably out for 45 mins, and the leaderboard looks......different. WTF
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    Donald bought his boys some checkers when they were younger. Eric just stuck his up his butt.
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    Do you guys spend this much time analyzing jack and the beanstalk? Its a fucking fairy tale. Thats all ya got to say.
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    If you ask AI to emulate aggy, I would expect the results to be low on intelligence. Nailed it, if you ask me.
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    DDP is a tank.
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    This gamrot v hooker fight is great
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    https://icelz.to/ufc/aEWt.php - seems pretty stable Edit -and 10mins later, it craps out.
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    Exactly. I'll never tire of laughing at the leader of the GQP jacking off two dudes in time with one of the leading gay anthems of the 70's. Very macho, donald. You're a macho, macho, man. You're the kind of macho that makes Mike Pence, Lindsey Graham, and Macklemore feel like they're back climbing the rope in 6th grade gym class.
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    Those fucks downtown have all the luck.
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    On a positive note, at least this f'n zero will no longer be occupying a seat in the House. I know nothing about the dem candidate for his seat, Julie Johnson, but I presume her morning turds are more sentient than Allred. What a joke he is. I just found out he is a Baylor guy, so it makes complete sense he's raping our dreams of kicking Cruz to the curb.
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    Smalls. Derek Smalls
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    I just realized that there is actually someone out there whose professional job requirements mandate that he spray tan Trump's camel toe every morning? that throatgina he's been rocking for a while is out of control.
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    He's a seriously fucked up dude. I originally just laughed at his choadness, but the more I read about the guy, he's a complete fucking psycho. What a country we've got going on right now.
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    He'd have a better chance of success telling trump to flap his flabby old man arms really hard and see if he can get that 239 lbs airborne. Lulz at attempting to retrain that 78 year old pudding brain now.
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    What's that Marjorie? No, we're uh..... all good for now. Just keep tracking down those bounty jumpers
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    Those and the regular casa magnifica chips were my go to before the el patio revolution. It seems like they are on sale half the time for cheap. I still buy them when I need a little more structural integrity in the chip.
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    you mean like this 185 page thread mocking these fucking weirdos?
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    I'm sure those boards were spicy the last 10 times he said shit about McCain, or military suckers etc... This isn't exactly groundbreaking commentary from the man. The people that actually care probably made the decision not to vote for the guy years ago. But I'm also of the opinion that the number of true undecideds in this country can be counted on MTG's toes. People have had 10 years now to formulate an opinion on Trump. The election is pretty much just a GOTV contest now, and this doesn't strike me as something that will dissuade trump voters. He's done it many times before.
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    Yeah, I'm still wondering what the fuck the end game is here?
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    TLDR - Bill Walsh and Nathaniel Durham have a god given right to roll up to their doctor's office for micropenis surgery in a clean cybertruck.
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    This latest scare reminded me of the fitlump glory days when she would update her social media with a photo in the docs office with her arm in a sling, and then be fine the next week, then back in the hospital in a full body cast the following week, and then fine, then back in surgery for another round of lumpectomy procedures, and then fine, and then.....

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