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Blotto

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  1. Lets see this game go down to the wire. Not too many of those today.
  2. Next you're going to tell me that the toaster isnt the best option to dry my socks right out of the laundry.
  3. Maybe CDC hires a dud, who knows. But until that happens, I remain optimistic he'll snag someone that has potential that surpasses Will Wade. And IF you do grab a guy that has a demonstrated history of going off the reservation and also telling his bosses to fuck off, he better have a superior track record than Will Wade(1 S16 in 10 seasons as coach). There's guys out there with every bit as much promise with a lot less baggage. CDC just has to snag one.
  4. I remember that he basically told his own AD to fuck off and refused to answer questions from his bosses when the scandal first broke. LSU had to suspend him for his non-cooperation. From what I can tell from comments on this board and elsewhere, Beard was fired more for how he responded to the allegations rather than the allegations themselves, which were dropped. I doubt CDC wants to bring in another guy that will just tell his bosses to fuck off to save his own hide. Wade just doesnt seem to fit the CDC mold, imo.
  5. Time to reset the "its been XX days since our last reckless driving charge" tracker in Athens. They got cocky recruiting a guy named Nitro. https://www.on3.com/college/georgia-bulldogs/news/georgia-wr-nitro-tuggle-arrested-for-speeding-reckless-driving-charges/
  6. Hey coach, I noticed you didnt crap your pants again this game. Good job. Thats like 3 games in a row! If I'm a big name coach, and my agent DOESNT get my name mentioned in this circus, I'm looking for a new agent. Few schools can instill the fear of being poached like a school with the pockets of Texas. raises gonna be flowing like the salmon of Capistrano That would be a hell of a staff. I approve....do that, CDC!
  7. I'll be shocked it we hire a Sean Miller level coach. This slapdick aint doing shit in the SEC.
  8. Dont get your twat all twisted, we could hire McCasland tomorrow if we want.
  9. Onyema channeling his inner Panama Myers
  10. I dig these script Texas jerseys a lot.
  11. Enjoy him while we've got em boys. That smoove sonofabitch is heading to the league* soon. *Pokemon league
  12. I like how they keep referring to two teams with records so poor we're in the playoffs game as "heavyweights"
  13. Just paid. I'll send pics later when I have access to my laptop.
  14. probably on pornhub
  15. Fans are always gonna be pissed when a player leaves their team for more money (FANatic). That fact that Jeff Teague couldnt sag his pants after a big win isnt going to change that reality. Owners and management get plenty of hate as well (see the Dallas Mavericks). Plenty of douchebags to go around in the NBA and its not limited to just players, just management, or just owners.
  16. which likely outweigh Bevo's dumps.
  17. "Fucking Sweet! Can we get the ones with cajun seasoning? Oh fuck.....you're talking about our next basketball coach?" Did they get him confused with the current Drake coach and somehow fuck this up? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
  18. I pity anybody that makes the decision as to whether or not they wish to attend college in West f'n Virginia based on the NCAA tournament. I figure you're either into fucking hillbilly's and toothpaste optional campuses or you're not.
  19. "That was neat. Oh well, I guess we'll all just go back to swimming at this here swimming hole. See you guys next week in the "horrible ways to die" thread."
  20. Saw this graph of the 68 tourney teams on reddit earlier. I see ya shaka......right in the quadrant I expected you to be.
  21. That porky little fuck wont do a thing. This is just grandstanding for the meth-addled, trailer park yokels that make up his voting base. I remember meatball Ron getting his twat all twisted when FSU missed the CFP and holding a fiery press conference announcing he was setting aside $1M of taxpayer money to go towards a lawsuit. Guess who never sued. That money probably just paid for more stripper boots so he could continue to see over the press podium.
  22. Probably just easier to issue an executive order stipulating Tesla no longer is required to report financials as a matter of national security. Elon will however give quarterly updates on the spectacular success of FSD, his baby mama counts, and his latest conquests playing Path of Exile 2.
  23. And by fruit basket, I assume you mean dragging his nutsack all over buzz's face. Because thats what we do when we face little brother. Its a gas!
  24. The aftermath of that game was awesome. Such a fun night for a drunk fuck freshman.
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