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Blotto

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  1. These fucking brainiacs need to keep their eye on the prize and stick to the original plan...
  2. why would I ever think that? Whatever the "line" is, I'll be placing my wager on more stupider. every fucking time.
  3. I can only assume that piece of heavy machinery was destined to be used somewhere along the I35 construction project. Its probably not reasonable to expect them to know about clearances along I-35.
  4. Do we have a multi ice-cream sandwich situation going on there?
  5. Don't feel bad. That's probably a more difficult mountain to overcome than getting sark to unfuck his brain in the redzone.
  6. Apparently someone photoshopped Day before the game and this started spreading online. Granted I am a little stoned right now, but the randomness of this is cracking me up
  7. must have been the speedo
  8. Allright, that was unexpected by Carr there.....kinda of a badass play.
  9. Does the backup kicker even get to travel with the team?
  10. Blotto replied to hookemATL's topic in Football
    Bert becoming a Miami drug lord would be an awesome twist to this tale
  11. I have no issue with him trolling the fuck out of tOSU on barstool, twitter, or any number of platforms that I can choose to visit. But keep that dipshit off of Fox or any other network covering games I want to watch that have fuck all to do with Michigan.
  12. Before they even started talking about it on TV, they showed the first replay and my immediate thought was "not a catch." close as fuck, but I agree with the overturn.
  13. Its not like everyone didn't already assume rick was gonna coach there as long as he wanted. Until Tenn sucks for a couple of years in a row, in which case I'm sure they can still fire his ass.
  14. No doubt, I remember that Missou game in 2004 as the home game we flew in for that year. It was game 6 or 7 of that season and VY had more yards rushing AND receiving than he did passing. Considering that was immediately after the shutout loss to OU, there was some cause for concern, and that season turned out pretty fucking good.
  15. They can move the ball on aggy so they can stick around and make aggy miserable. A stop here would be nice. aggy better hope UTSA has SEC talent on its offense, otherwise their defense might resemble a steaming turd.
  16. Blotto replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Deboer shoulda stayed in Seattle. He had it rolling and udub offered him $8.7M to stay and lead them into the Big ten. So he took $1.3M more to live in gumpsberg and follow the greatest college coach of all-time.
  17. Blotto replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Tessitore sounds like he's shitting out bowling pins sideways. Fucker woke me up from a nap.
  18. Thats some head scratching bullshit from such an offensive "savante." when it was second and goal on that 3rd qtr drive where we got stuffed, we were all joking that 4 yards seemed like a mile. 2nd and goal from the 4 and we all knew it was going to be a mighty struggle. Fucking clown show.
  19. Just read a little about this guy and the monster year he had going in AA/AAA (1.43 ERA, 179K/114IP) and he had a pretty strong start as well https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/jonah-tong-vs-tim-lincecum-how-mets-pitcher-compares-to-cy-young-winner/ His delivery is kind of reminiscent of Lincecum.
  20. Deion putting on a clock management workshop, lulz.
  21. that guy was such a fucking douche. I'm still a little bummed he didnt show up at aggy for a year or two of tater station. The story arc would have been spectacular.
  22. Blotto replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
    I guess this cunt has had enough fucking over the country. https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/29/politics/joni-ernst-iowa-senate
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