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  1. Blotto
    Goddamn. That's just a devastating line to lay on someone. That m'fer could go on to cure cancer, and he'll always be the butthole guy to me.
  2. Blotto
    I can't imagine a single scenario where I wouldn't immediately call bullshit on that. Its a preposterous statement. Like Flat Earthers. If you have to bend the knee professionally OK, I guess but fuck that in a family or friends scenario.
  3. Blotto
    That's how you know he's a man to be taken seriously. In fact, if your goal is to tongue punch Trump's fart box, just know your competition has studied the masters. Your odds, well they're not great.
  4. Blotto
    What uh......I mean how are you consuming.....you know what. Never mind. I don't need clarity.
  5. Blotto
    That old billionaire fuck is voting Trump, its just not fashionable to admit it.
  6. Blotto
    Et tu, Brute?
  7. Blotto
    The best part of that story was learning that there was someone willingly walking around this planet with the name Trashelle. which led me to this wild ass article. These freaks are completely integrated in the highest level of republican politics. crazy ass shit https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13220623/Dan-Rodimer-John-OdomLas-Vegas-murder-Corey-Lewandowski.html
  8. Blotto
    same color
  9. Blotto
    OK....I concur, its probably her
  10. Blotto
    She's not jerking off some rando under the boardwalk, are we even certain this is her?
  11. Blotto
    from the same article.. I noticed that there were ~300 comments to that article, and from what I skimmed, the majority by a good amount are anti-trump. Now I'm not stupid enough to believe the average GQP voter wastes time reading the national review, but that cant be a good sign.
  12. Blotto
    I'll be goddamned! https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/upshot/2020-election-map.html I appreciate you correcting me on that, as I was clearly talking out my ass. I guess that's what happens when my only exposure to aggy is observing the mouth breathers on Texags.
  13. Blotto
    They should create an ad that Trump pledges $30 oil if elected and run that ad incessantly in O&G states
  14. Blotto
    That's a strange alias for his penis, but he's a strange dude.
  15. Blotto
    restricting voting access in Brazos county seems like a strange move. 2020 election... I cant imagine A&M students vote much differently
  16. Blotto
    I'm not suggesting that an actual debate should happen, because fuck legitimizing that shitstain Tuberville, but a debate between those two would be immensely entertaining.
  17. Blotto
    RIP in BO&W.....taken out by Big Sausage
  18. Blotto
    Allred is a dickless sloth who should be sued for fraud by everyone that donated money to his campaign. What the fuck does he do all day? Where does that $40M+ go?
  19. Blotto
    I cant imagine the annual upkeep on whatever the fuck it is Trump's got going on top of that dome of his. It probably exceeds my annual expenses.
  20. Blotto
    which is why DJT stock is up....checks notes, excuse me down 31% since Biden stepped aside and Kamala stepped up.
  21. Blotto
    I guess the Dems can try to counter with Taylor Swift and Beyonce. But lets be honest, are they any match for noted teen heartthrob Barron on the tiktoks, lurching around as he emulates daddy's jack off dance? I'm getting nervous.
  22. Blotto
    On the one hand, I see your point. On the other hand.....fuck it. Hire Jeff Ross as a speech writer and have the h-dawg literally roast the living fuck out Trump. Open up both barrels, in the gutter, brutal shit with that wry smile of hers. He will spend the last 3 months campaigning exclusively against Hillary and probably have an aneurysm in the process.
  23. Blotto
    The craft services bill must have been astronomical.
  24. Blotto
    The real problem is that the skillset it takes to get elected has fuck all to do with the skillset it takes to a good job once elected. Sure a few people have both, but if you dont have the first, you never get to show the second. Increasingly the jobs in DC are just full time campaign positions requiring the occupants to fly around the country whoring themselves out for dollars. That idiocy seems to be gender neutral.
  25. Blotto
    as I was reading his post I was laughing because his wording almost actually works better for the shitting scenario.

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