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Blotto

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  1. Some of you need to STFU. Laughing at those fucking dipshits as they embarass their school everytime they step out of the glory hole is not something I need to lose in this crazy, mixed up world.
  2. For some reason, back in my college days, that same ne'er do well Phil ( and his girlfriend Foxy Labiata) ordered plenty of Columbia House CDs and had them shipped to our house. But he never fulfilled his obligations. I'm not sure he's on the up and up. We're onto you Phil.
  3. a rear end review would put the rest of us in a good mood.
  4. They will probably need to reanimate Andy Grove to unfuck that company
  5. The fish usually start in the testes, but as they master their craft, eventually they can work their way up the shaft. Its a great honor.
  6. Its been years since I listened to any Austin sports radio, but when I did it was usually Bucky and Erin. Erin was OK when discussing sports, but the problem is they all too frequently ventured off onto popular culture tangents or updates on their own personal lives. If you go that route, you better be entertaining and Erin is boring as fuck and the next funny thing he says will be his first. This guy?
  7. Two separate issues. Most of us realize we will need to replace Terry, but I think we want to actually get a better coach in the process.
  8. Nice try, sooner. Why would we hire that block-headed dildo to replace a coach that is 4-0 in h2h matchups the last two seasons?
  9. Still what kind of cuck would accept a $1 coaching sal......I guess I can see your point.
  10. A&Ms last physically fit coach? https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3514765 Has potential, but I assume the mods will shut it down for fat shaming the Elk.
  11. Yeah, he spent too much time at Intel to fuck them over, and a 7:30AM press release that the CEO is "retiring" at the age of 63 is not how Intel would do shit. I suspect we'll hear more in the coming weeks.
  12. You've inspired me to add some slutty backup singers/dancers who will be known as Subterranean Jewbies.
  13. Dont know what to think about this news. He went all in on 18A, so to leave this suddenly with no named successor and before the realization (good or bad)of his efforts is a bit odd. Stock is up slightly after the announcement so the market isnt spooked yet. https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20241202016400/en/Intel-Announces-Retirement-of-CEO-Pat-Gelsinger
  14. According to NY times... https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5056311/2023/11/12/buyout-jimbo-fisher-contract/
  15. dibs on Subterranean Jew Tubas as a name for my Hasidic brass band.
  16. We should bribe whoever is necessary to pipe in the Shirley Q Liquor version of the aggy war hymn at 150 dB so nobody on TV can hear their actual band when they play it. ...Goodbye to Urnge and White, Yes, Lord…
  17. If Jimbo went to WVU and got them into the playoffs in year 1, while aggy is still paying him like a top 5 coach....well that would be swell. I mean the odds are really, really low because he's a moron, but the universe does like to fuck with aggy.
  18. As we head into the heart of the holiday season, it warms my cold heart to think about how miserable aggy will be with each successive horn victory. With a nice run, we can fuck up their entire calendar until the end of January. And that's really the essence of this festive time of year.
  19. Fuck all that. Unless this was what you had in mind for a wellness check.
  20. It's strange, 35 doesn't seem particularly old for a kicker. Some of the good ones kick into their 40's. Wonder if he has a nagging injury of some sort that can unfuck itself over the off-season. He's been so good, I would hate to see him go out on a shitty season like this.
  21. Fuck it, that's probably the type of hire Rice should make. Arguably they should just drop football, but if they want to keep trying as the 2nd smallest school in FBS, they will be limited to washed up retreads or up and comers. At least the up and comer might get you some Cignetti type success for a couple of years. Run the triple option, I dont hate it.
  22. I find it amusing that this is the first link google returned when I googled his name. I don't think he's coming back Trev, you can probably kill the link. https://12thman.com/sports/baseball/roster/coaches/jim-schlossnagle/1656
  23. He's washed. I don't see how the Jets continue with this experiment. Wonder if any other teams want a taste of this f'n loser
  24. To be fair, that guy came up with a more detailed plan than Bjork ever managed, and aggy was paying him $1.5M/yr before he left to go fuckup tOSU. Hell they should shitcan Trev and let this guy work for free .https://footballscoop.com/news/under-mike-elko-texas-a-m-is-going-to-take-the-stairs There's some gems in that article, starting with the obvious, which is the idea of that fat fuck Elko taking the stairs anywhere.
  25. yeah, scanning various post over at texags, I've seen enough to know that they havent learned anything from this. Plenty of consipracies about the refs, the league, etc... We aren't that good, we just happened to play them on their worst game of the year. As a species, aggy prefer to make excuses rather than make changes. And the administration largely views the world the same way. Nothing is ever their own fault, the world conspires against them. Its why they will never unfuck themselves and are hardwired for failure.
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