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Blotto

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  1. A&Ms last physically fit coach? https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3514765 Has potential, but I assume the mods will shut it down for fat shaming the Elk.
  2. Yeah, he spent too much time at Intel to fuck them over, and a 7:30AM press release that the CEO is "retiring" at the age of 63 is not how Intel would do shit. I suspect we'll hear more in the coming weeks.
  3. You've inspired me to add some slutty backup singers/dancers who will be known as Subterranean Jewbies.
  4. Dont know what to think about this news. He went all in on 18A, so to leave this suddenly with no named successor and before the realization (good or bad)of his efforts is a bit odd. Stock is up slightly after the announcement so the market isnt spooked yet. https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20241202016400/en/Intel-Announces-Retirement-of-CEO-Pat-Gelsinger
  5. According to NY times... https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5056311/2023/11/12/buyout-jimbo-fisher-contract/
  6. dibs on Subterranean Jew Tubas as a name for my Hasidic brass band.
  7. We should bribe whoever is necessary to pipe in the Shirley Q Liquor version of the aggy war hymn at 150 dB so nobody on TV can hear their actual band when they play it. ...Goodbye to Urnge and White, Yes, Lord…
  8. If Jimbo went to WVU and got them into the playoffs in year 1, while aggy is still paying him like a top 5 coach....well that would be swell. I mean the odds are really, really low because he's a moron, but the universe does like to fuck with aggy.
  9. As we head into the heart of the holiday season, it warms my cold heart to think about how miserable aggy will be with each successive horn victory. With a nice run, we can fuck up their entire calendar until the end of January. And that's really the essence of this festive time of year.
  10. Fuck all that. Unless this was what you had in mind for a wellness check.
  11. It's strange, 35 doesn't seem particularly old for a kicker. Some of the good ones kick into their 40's. Wonder if he has a nagging injury of some sort that can unfuck itself over the off-season. He's been so good, I would hate to see him go out on a shitty season like this.
  12. Fuck it, that's probably the type of hire Rice should make. Arguably they should just drop football, but if they want to keep trying as the 2nd smallest school in FBS, they will be limited to washed up retreads or up and comers. At least the up and comer might get you some Cignetti type success for a couple of years. Run the triple option, I dont hate it.
  13. I find it amusing that this is the first link google returned when I googled his name. I don't think he's coming back Trev, you can probably kill the link. https://12thman.com/sports/baseball/roster/coaches/jim-schlossnagle/1656
  14. He's washed. I don't see how the Jets continue with this experiment. Wonder if any other teams want a taste of this f'n loser
  15. To be fair, that guy came up with a more detailed plan than Bjork ever managed, and aggy was paying him $1.5M/yr before he left to go fuckup tOSU. Hell they should shitcan Trev and let this guy work for free .https://footballscoop.com/news/under-mike-elko-texas-a-m-is-going-to-take-the-stairs There's some gems in that article, starting with the obvious, which is the idea of that fat fuck Elko taking the stairs anywhere.
  16. yeah, scanning various post over at texags, I've seen enough to know that they havent learned anything from this. Plenty of consipracies about the refs, the league, etc... We aren't that good, we just happened to play them on their worst game of the year. As a species, aggy prefer to make excuses rather than make changes. And the administration largely views the world the same way. Nothing is ever their own fault, the world conspires against them. Its why they will never unfuck themselves and are hardwired for failure.
  17. Even more reason we should take a shit on A&M's logo tonight. I don't think that one's been claimed yet. Not by players anyway (hat tip to Bevo)
  18. That's fucking amazing. He's like a sentient butternut squash
  19. Bring back Urban! We need a coach who will fix this shit and isnt afraid to get his hands dirty in the process
  20. And thats fair. Which is why I suggest our linemen all take a shit on their logo after we win tonight.
  21. He aint wrong.
  22. Mcafee definitely seems like the kind of guy that would take to A&M like a dick to a glory hole.
  23. I get it. Heading into 2024 my expectations were to deliver Sydney Sweeney a good rogering, resulting in the best 20 seconds of her life. Alarmingly, she still hasn't reached out. You guys think I should make the first move?
  24. If I'm rooting for one upset today, thats the one. What the fuck was that play call on 3rd and 8?
  25. Ha, you're not wrong. In 10-15 years when he is grey haired and 50lbs heavier, the transformation will be complete.
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