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Blotto

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  1. If you don't view that abortion of a loss as anything but a 500 Couric bed-shitting, I don't know what to tell you. Gators are 2-4 for fucks sake, with their other win being Long Island. Even if we somehow win out and sneak into the playoffs, I will still view that loss as a fucking disaster. There is no guarantee that our OU will even be considered a good win by the time the SEC runs a train on Vegetables.
  2. Morgantown would fucking melt down if he fucked them again, but sadly dickrod sucks so bad he will ultimately get fired by WVU before anyone else even thinks about that f'n retread.
  3. Fuck no. Let him walk. He just got a raise to $11M and shit the fucking bed.
  4. Tech smoked out their field with fireworks and shit.
  5. The total was set at 37.5 pts. Lulz at any wiscy fans that bet the over.
  6. I would guess anything over a couple dozen chromosomes would set you apart as a giant amongst your peers in Jordan Hare.
  7. Yup, same as the men. I think University presidents are excluded from the payoff pool.
  8. One thing PK does really well here is to make the Venables version of the Sooners gargle his cock and balls. He has now held them to zero touchdowns in 3 out of the last 4. Thats a pretty fucking impressive stat. You can win a lot of games doing that.
  9. Just relentless running. That sooner D is worn the fuck out.
  10. limpdicked it. story of our season
  11. oof....better make this Sark. Dont give them the spark
  12. longhornsScored.mp4
  13. Anybody giving Wisner shit for his play this game is out of their mind. he's the entire offense.
  14. Mateer has no business in the Heisman conversation either.
  15. fuck yeah. an opportunity for more red zone wizardry.
  16. Go ahead and ask for a threesome with Sydney Sweeney and another Sydney Sweeney while you're at it.
  17. You honestly think that if the refs flat out missed that, Sark and the rest of the coaching staff wouldn't have objected?
  18. We've put in the reps, nobody is going to outwork Texas for that distinction.
  19. And now Goosby is out for at least a play
  20. I like how QB's apparently no longer throw the ball. Instead they spin the ball.
  21. You think that was a good start by the D, lulz?
  22. some clutch fucking ball being played.
  23. Shit like this that ruins regular season baseball for me. Might as well be a different sport
  24. yeah I heard that stat a couple of nights ago, and was surprised. he caught 140+ games for fucks sake
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