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Blotto

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  1. Option 4 - get serious and send the Kushman back over there to sort things out
  2. An inebriated huggins decked out in his blue and gold muumuu did a fantastic job of capturing the essence of WV. They should just keep leaving open 24 packs of Natty lite in the gym and run it back next year with his fatass.
  3. Chad Briscoe would be notified twice. Or was that Rudy? Or Carl? I forget who was multi-assholed.
  4. Alpha - informal denoting a person who has a dominant role or position within a particular sphere. I maintain that in the sphere of dickbaggery, he meets the definition. I didnt tee him up for alpha leader, or alpha good guy.
  5. I'm gonna guess Hegseth is always the alpha dickbag in any room he chooses to set foot in. You gotta get up pretty, pretty early in the morning to have any chance of out-dickbagging this guy. #BorntoDickbag
  6. Lulz
  7. Agreed, maybe one or two people get demoted or fired, and the sycophants will praise Trump for his level-headed, firm decision making while making the county great again and that will be that for the rubes. There will be another controversy next week, and the week after, and two more the next week, and this shit gets buried in a haze of comical buffoonery. This has been the MO for Trump since 2016, and it wont change. The only way to prevent this was last November, now there is no defense. The majority of this fucking country chose this shitshow. Are the libs angry? Yes, well then carry on. There should be outrage about essentially kidnapping people and throwing them out of the country because they took part in protests that said bad things about Isreal. Doesnt matter cause the ultrarich will be better off. There should be outrage about culling tens of thousands of federal jobs with little analysis of what repercussion's will arise. Doesnt matter cause the ultrarich will be better off. There should be outrage about letting the richest man in the world (not an elected official) bury deep into every federal system. Doesnt matter cause the ultrarich will be better off. There should be outrage about rolling back countless regulations established to protect us from corporations fucking us in the ass. Doesnt matter cause the ultrarich will be better off. There should be outrage about the president threatening to invade our allies Canada and Denmark. Doesnt matter cause the ultrarich will be better off. The hits will keep coming and with nobody in a position to put a fucking stop to it, we'll just keep crying about it online. And a few months from now we'll all be outraged over the leaked sex video of putin fucking trump in the ass, while the messaging will be " Did you see Trump power bottom in that video? I gotta say, Ive never seen a guy power bottom like that. A lot of people are saying thats the greatest power-bottoming ever by a president, perhaps even greater than Lincoln or Washington. To commemorate this epic and patriotic ass hammering, the US treasury has just launched our new crypto coin Powerbottom ($PBTM). Act now and receive a decorative plate set with Trumps ballsack highlighted in 24k gold.
  8. That roster seems like it would get it handed to them in the SEC, but then again Texas' current roster would have been skull-fucked if not for Tre. Ive heard rumblings about Texas increasing its NIL, lets hope so.
  9. Now lets see them draft Deions kid and listen to Deion start bitching in week 4 that his kid aint getting reps.
  10. As hornmpa points out, TSLA has been irrationally overvalued for years and far more shorts have been burned than have profited. It's stock price is a joke, but I won't short it because there is no telling what Elon and Donnie can cook up to inflate TSLA stock price. The president has been recommending people buy the stock and the cars already, whats to stop them from artificially propping up the price by buying shares through the sovereign wealth fund, or the US army to decide to buy a million cybertrucks? Who is going to say no? Trump could declare it's in the interest of national security or some shit, and all will be greenlighted. There are simply very few checks on their power right now. There are plenty of other overvalued stocks to consider shorting that aren't in the middle of our idiocratic culture war, and subject to the whims of Donnie and Elon. When there is no rationale for a stocks valuation and it trades irrationally for years, you might as well just go to Vegas and score some coke and hookers while you're gambling.
  11. we have our best men on it
  12. These photos are making the rounds from the protests in Turkey. Dude is metal as fuck Are you not entertained?
  13. probably drives a cybercuck
  14. With that last name, playing at the University of Texas, with his NIL $....I'm sure I would quickly tire of the incessant hype if I rooted for anyone else. It will be nonstop like when Tebow played at Florida (minus the circumcisions, presumably).
  15. Thats not a bad idea. Lets get some of our CS brains to hack into DOGE and route all CDC funds to our NIL account.
  16. Give it a few more months, and Del Conte will have CDC all to himself.
  17. If only there was another 3 letter nickname we could use to avoid typing out Chris Del Conte every time. Oh well, I'm sure eventually someone will figure one out that doesn't sound as fucking stupid as "Del"
  18. Elon is gonna buy that DNA and assign each unique identity to his new line of AI humanoids. Or possibly AI fleshlights. But most likely the humanoids. Or possibly his cybertrucks.
  19. DFW. naked crazy bitch. https://viewfromthewing.com/naked-woman-at-dfw-screams-i-speak-all-languages-tosses-drink-smashes-gate-d4-boarding-door/
  20. There's gonna be so much hype surrounding his season opener debut in Columbus, most of the country will probably already be sick of him. its gonna be so over the top.
  21. Its nice to be around all your faaaaaaaamuhly
  22. The good news is your position can easily be profitable by tomorrow close. the bad news is there's an equal chance you can be down 60%. Shit be crazy.
  23. I'm still in the denial phase (hoping the entire deal falls through). Once its official, I'll move on to the next stages. He's undoubtedly better than RT, but anyone that Texas was going to hire met that hurdle. Always kind of liked hating on that raging dickhead. Now he's our coach, lulz.
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