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  1. Blotto
    I guess they were just fucking tired. I read the result earlier, but I also just watched the last 45 mins and that was an amazing performance. Thats the kind of shit that makes the Olympics worth watching. What a fucking badass that gal is. She did all the work to catch the leaders, and then made everyone sniff her farts. Later bitches, I gotta gold to win.
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    thats gotta be a huge adrenaline rush. Train your whole life for a contest that lasts just under 10 seconds, and is decided by .005s.
  3. Blotto
    I still cant tell who won that damn race
  4. Blotto
    Where the fuck did this come from? good drenching in 78751
  5. Blotto
    I swear every time I see that dude, he looks more and more like he stepped out of a big budget thriller where he plays the eccentric evil villain.
  6. Blotto
    well at least we know where MTG's toes went.
  7. Blotto
    pffff....let me know when he drops his own version of the bible, then we can talk.
  8. Blotto
    I lived there for 14 years. there are a lot of things about that place that I miss, but weather is the #1. That is the ideal climate for me. On the short list as well was the Presidio, which I lived one block away from my place for about half the time. There are actually a limited number of places you can rent in the presidio that I believe were former officers quarters. they rarely came available to rent, but I had a friend who lived there with a couple of roommates and her place was awesome. Having the actual presidio as your backyard is tough to beat.
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    Shit, ya gotta throw the OG, Kim Jong-Il, into the mix as well. Sure he's probably lost a little bit of his fastball being dead and all, but we're talking about a guy that shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life.
  10. Blotto
    Granted its CNN, but a boy can dream. That guy would f'n kill it, make it happen.
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    Lets make them take Macklemore as well. He'd love it, as he might end up Trumps new side piece. Thats a younger, less confident Donald Trump but you can just pick up on the beginnings of his now go-to "jacking off two dudes" dance move.
  13. Blotto
    Well his employer/job info was posted, as well as enough information to easily figure out his family in Celina as well as his parent's businesses and home address. So I'm sure Gritty will be swinging by soon enough to take care of the "finding out" part. I not gonna post his family information here because for all I know they abhor him, but they will likely be given the opportunity soon to make that clear.
  14. Blotto
    I have never seen a more invisible politician in my life. What the fuck is he doing, spending all his time hand assembling the non-existent "Allred for Senate" yard signs so they are ready for distribution in early 2025? I'm going to start asking random people I meet if they know who colin allred is, and I will be shocked if 25%+ give me an accurate answer.
  15. Blotto
    https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1819541122546577472.html For those without twitter. Apparently dude grew up poor and disadvantaged. Just kidding, his parents seem like they are pretty well off as they own an airport and a couple of businesses. But they did send him to Tech, so lets call it partially disadvantaged.
  16. Blotto
    Put that shit on a t-shirt, and throw it in with every donation to act blue over $100. Sure its a cost that would reduce the donation somewhat, but a shit-ton of those walking around the streets of america would more than offset the lost revenue. Of course a couple people would probably be shot on sight by some incel guntard. Its a brilliant strategy at face value, but upon super close inspection, I might have identified where it falls flat on its fucking face He's probably just acknowledging the hard working american patriots who loaded the 18 Big Macs, 468 chicken nuggets, and 64 orders of fries into the cargo hold for the ride home.
  17. Blotto
    He had all of those random fuckpads all over town.
  18. Blotto
    She's kind of an 8-iron
  19. Blotto
    She'll have to earn it
  20. Blotto
    Lulz, he ends his original bombshell with "I support my decision, and have no takebacks." 12 hours later he's back to slurping orange cock. This fucking butt-nugget might be a bigger moron than the pillow dipshit. But its impossible to say, because I soon as i hit enter on this post, pillow dude will prove me wrong.
  21. Blotto
    Great beach volleyball match going on between Brazil and Netherlands. Chick on Brazil has a tremendous dumper and they didnt waste a lot of money on bikini materials.
  22. Blotto
    The last time I tried Sonic was about 5 years ago. I dont know if that was just a bad location (burnet/anderson), but it was so disgustingly salty, I threw half of it away and have never set foot in one again. Top Notch was just down the road, but I thought I'd save myself some time. That was a bad call.
  23. Blotto
    They aren't. "Who's that big ass bitch bricking all those 3's?"
  24. Blotto
    That first tumbling pass is unreal. I knew it was coming, and I still couldn't believe what the fuck she does up there.
  25. Blotto
    Great story. Considering the shit she got in the last olympics, and now to come back and shove it up everyone's ass with a smile. Good for her.

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