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    Saw this on reddit earlier, ladecky is a f'n badass. Her race yesterday at the age of 27 was number 8 on that list. As of now, she still planning on swimming in LA in '28. Crazy to think that all the swimmers busting their ass in their late teens/early twenties and nobody can get close.
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    No silly. She sucks dick for drugs
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    I did a job rotation in Socal when I was right out of school. The place I was staying was in San Dimas, and I would often go to San Dimas High School to shoot hoops on their outdoor courts. I would often amuse myself by uttering that same phrase after uncorking some of my basketball wizardry.
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    These fucking Jardiance commercials are a beating. But I'm glad she got her 'beetus under control
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    With game being in Fayettenam, the author probably didn't have a current exchange rate of possum's testicles to dollars, so he left it out.
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    Dude is just dripping with that Desantis rizz. I think Trump saw the reversal the Dems made by switching out Joe for Kamala, and will figure he's sure to get a 3X larger bounce, so my guess is he will. Then he'll accuse JD of being a radical socialist plant sent by that cunning mastermind (but also senile) Sleepy Joe Biden, and only his savvy nature could sniff it out and expose the Dems. And 70 million slack-jawed rubes will nod approvingly and buy some more tacky shit.
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    Obligatory
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    Presumably Ted Cruz just links to his campaign website?
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    @Enchubben I know you're too embarrassed to ask to be notified whenever these guys show up in a thread. I got ya. So dotard and the couch fucker are really gonna roll into downtown Atlanta next week on the heels of a similar rally by Harris and Megan thee Stallion. Which republican megastar is that fat orange fuck gonna bring with him to resonate with urban Atlanta....the Nuge, f'n Chachi? He'll get trounced in attendance and immediately claim he set a record for the state of GA.
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    Is that the nutbag hoops guy from Iowa state that was afraid to fly, so he washed out of the NBA? That Royce White?
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    I think you could make the argument that TSLA without Elon would trade at a multiple much closer to the other car manufacturers, so they are paralyzed with inaction. Its basically the choice between a rapid fall in market cap or the slow gradual trend down with Elon at the helm. Of course with Elon melting down, no telling what he can come up with to instigate a rapid fall.
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    It sure would be a bittersweet moment for the GQP if the Billboard algorithms were hacked in such a way that JD Vance's new smash hit "Fucking my Couch" toppled Tay Tay from the top ranks. "See, I always knew we were hip. Yutes love us!"
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    To be fair he was pushing that angle long before Kamala assumed the candidacy. This is from December of last year When this dude won his US House Seat as well as the governorship, he defeated a republican incumbent. He can speak to the issues in rural areas well enough to get elected. I'm not fooling myself into thinking the Qtards are ever coming back to normalcy, but he would appeal to rural america more than most.
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    I'd consider watching that.
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    I don't pretend to know which candidate has more pull in the most strategic states or any of that election strategy witchcraft, I just know that dude is good. Sure he's a skilled communicator, but he is the rarest of politicians that actually manages to look like a guy you'd actually know or would want to know. He's the opposite of weird, which further enhances the message. He would eviscerate that awkward fuck Vance in a debate.
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    At least he's not fucking his couch
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    I dont know....this place seems pretty sweet
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    How many live rats did he eat during that segment?
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    She'll be whatever you want, if there's something in it for her. She's got her 15 minutes to make what she can.
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    I dont know. He doesnt look much like a couch to me.

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