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Blotto

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  1. Maye with a surprisingly clutch play there.
  2. there has been a lot of bleeding pussy syndrome on this board the last few weeks regarding aggy. I'll never understand it. Those fucksticks are hard-wired for failure when it matters. I dont care if we are 11-0 or 0-11 when we play aggy, I'm always convinced we will win. This year is no different. because fuck aggy and their decades long pursuit of never winning anything of importance.
  3. I had a roommate back in the day that was a SCar grad, and he had an old weathered T-shirt from when they played SCal in the 80's. "No Trojans can hold back our Cocks". Illustrated in that same Big Johnson T-shirt style that was all the rage in the 80s. Perfect for an afternoon watching ballgames, yet classy enough to wear to a wedding* * Wedding to take place in SC.
  4. So all of them, then. Anybody who chooses to take part in the worship of Trump is 100% grifter. But I consider organized religion to be the worlds biggest grift. Always has been.
  5. The thought of those dumb fucking rubes spending their own money on that horseshit gruntles me greatly.
  6. My front yard might be reaching new levels of dead. It wasnt much to start with as the weeds and various grasses rarely make it past July, but now it looks like you are staring at a black and white photo of my yard. Its impressive.
  7. At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information.
  8. If there was just some way they could have seen this coming 3 months ago. Imagine being so fucking stupid that you could not predict Trump would do the same horrific shit he's been doing for the last 10 years.
  9. Is it your theory that they just joined the trump cult this morning? What is that, another 5 or 6 votes for the good guys?
  10. back in August
  11. This is a nice time-killing drive, lulz.
  12. I was in Montana for about 8 days in late Sept. The thing that stood out to me was that there was far less Trump paraphernalia displayed than I was expecting. But Sheehy and Tester signs were everywhere. And there were some rural towns where 90%+ of the political signage seemed to be local/state elections. Anaconda MT was like that, a shit ton of signs for people I had no idea who the fuck they were. Zero trump that I saw. I had a TV on for a few ballgames, and EVERY commercial break had a Sheehy ad and then a Tester ad, or vice versa. It was probably 75% of the advertising on MNF etc.. It was ridiculous how much money these two were spending on TV ads. But chatting it up with locals at the bars and whatnot, I would agree that I heard far less political bs than I do around Texas. Noticeably so.
  13. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-sues-cbs-news-10-billion-alleging-deceptive-doctoring-harris-60-minutes-interview
  14. Are you a pimp? You have to tell us if you are. And do we get a Surly discount. Like maybe three minutes for the price of two?
  15. On one hand it sucks that the Dodgers won it all. On the other hand, I can find some solace in the Yankees getting curbstomped. In summary, fuck 'em both.
  16. That proves my point. They are still plenty profitable. In fact 22% more profitable than they were 3 years ago. But because wall street made up a number that they needed to hit in order for the C Suite to get paid fully, they decide to layoff people. They know they cant continue to price gouge. I dont pretend to know the intricacies of Pepsi's business, but its a decision that reeks of bullshit, and is typical of how most of corporate america is run today. Profits over the well being of its own employees.
  17. Dec-19 Dec-20 Dec-21 Dec-22 Dec-23 TTM Total Revenues 67,161.00 70,372.00 79,474.00 86,392.00 91,471.00 91,920.00 Operating Income 10,719.00 10,931.00 11,858.00 12,252.00 13,539.00 13,979.00 Gross Profit 37,178.00 38,637.00 42,428.00 46,050.00 49,603.00 50,448.00 Net Income 7,314.00 7,120.00 7,618.00 8,910.00 9,074.00 9,357.00 TTM includes their October earnings. Looks like record revenue, operating income and net income to me. But if those metrics start to fall, the execs don't max out their bonuses so I guess its best to close a few plants and fire some people. Guess you cant price gouge forever.
  18. Thats probably it....they claim 25K engineering students (about 3X what we have enrolled) https://engineering.tamu.edu/about/facts-and-figures/index.html I had no idea it would take that many dudes to figure out how to replicate a lifelike yet durable sheep's anus. Maybe getting the maroon color just right is more challenging than I thought.
  19. I need the video of the fisticuffs https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/passengers-removed-from-austin-bound-flight-after-altercation-over-maga-hat-report-says/
  20. I envision a wasteland where backwoods Alaskans battle it out a la Highlander with their shitsticks. There can be only one.
  21. Always a good sign when your auditor says "fuck this shit, I'm out" And speaking of stonks, I see CVNA is up 20% after their earnings release. If the after hours move holds up, they will open up tomorrow with a market cap approximately the same size as GM (and larger than Ford). They made $140M in profit this quarter. GM just reported $3B in profit. How many fucking cars do people expect them to sell at a 4% margin in the future to justify that valuation? But Ive been thinking that about CVNA for a while now, and it shows no signs of sanity returning. Will be up about 25X in the last year and a half.
  22. Goddamn....Hunter Dickinson is still around? I guess he gets a covid season, but that dude seems like he's already played a career's worth of college hoops. I guess Davis is basically playing it out in the same fashion, he just doesnt seem as ancient to me.
  23. Joker had himself a night
  24. Met some friends at Taverna for dinner a few nights ago(their choice, not mine). Meal was fine, but holy shit, was it overpriced for what you got. And they lost me in the first few minutes when the waitress asked if we wanted still or sparkling water. We answered "still" expecting tap water, and she comes back a few minutes later with one mediocre sized bottle of water and proceeds to pour about 3/4 of an inch of water into each water glass like it was an exquisite wine. I almost threw my glass at her. Its fucking water. Get a large pitcher, some ice, and fill that fucker up in the kitchen. That stupid fuckery alone will prohibit me from ever choosing to eat there again.
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