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  1. Blotto
    climbing up that GQP ladder, I see
  2. Blotto
    And by all day, he means "ladies, do my farts smell like chili?"
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    SentinelOne (S) is what I have been considering. Not because I'm IT knowledgeable, but from browsing reddit and a few tech forums. It may have already captured a good portion of the short term gains however. Most of these solutions are now sold on annual subscriptions, so even if there is a sizeable migration to other solutions, it doesnt happen overnight. I figure it will probably settle back down and then I might jump in.
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    If aggy sees those forearms, its over.
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    I gotta admit, I'm considering buying shares in Sentinel One this morning. Need to do a bit more research on who's who in that sector.
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    I had some fucked up bootloop issue with an old personal laptop that was caused by some update. PC was out of warranty and I made a half-hearted effort to contact support as ASUS, and they washed their hands of it. So I bought a six pack and started watching Youtube videos on my work PC. I was balls deep into the command window, just executing commands and deleting shit I had no idea about, but I was already prepared to just buy a new laptop so I didn't really care. It was a hail mary. Surprisingly, I managed to completely unfuck my laptop after a couple of hours and got another year out of it. I was so goddamned proud of myself, I felt like an IT god (I'm anything but that). But Bitlocker was a major pain in the ass with as many reboots as I went through. I was cussing the motherfucker that ever came up with it.
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    Lulz, look at this fucking dildo. He's been getting into his kid's hair gel again. From the looks of it, he might be drinking it. Saw this earlier as well.. He's got the golden touch.
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    https://new.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1e6mh9a/amazon_reviews_are_something_else/ Great comment in there as well
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    Yeah it doesn't seem to be some esoteric fringe use case. It seems like the kind of thing that absolutely should have been caught.
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    Thats what I don't get. If the updates fucks all Windows boxes once installed, how does this make it out of Crowdstrikes QA? I assume they QA this shit before release, but perhaps i'm naive about that.
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    Bronny James

    Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball

    Learn the one trick that all sportsbooks HATE.
  12. Blotto
    End of an era.
  13. Blotto
    Reese is the definition of WNBA hot. If her eyes migrate any further to the side of her head, she'll be a fish.
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    Agreed. He's going up against too much talent to fuck around and win one of these when he's only playing ~15-20 rounds a year.
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    Lulz. The dude has yet to break par all year.
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    Mr Gatti's

    Blotto replied to RPM's topic in Food and Travel

    My soph year, the house across the street from us housed 3 employees of the Duval location of DD. Huge stoners that were all RTF majors grinding about 6hrs per semester. If any of those guys were working, we could just walk in grab a plate and smash that buffet. We could also grab a pitcher, walk behind the counter and fill em up. The manager for that location was a huge coke head, so he was never around and our buddies pretty much ran the joint. I hate to think how many pepperoni rolls I ate that year. Free food/drink is the best food/drink when you're a broke student.
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    Here's a Venn diagram of people that will own those shoes and people who own a CyberTruck
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    Did WV recently undergo some magical transformation I wasn't aware of?
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    He shot .422/.323/.534 in his pro career averaging 1.7 ppg, so I think its safe to assume he was just a shitty offensive player. But the fact that he managed a 12 year pro career with those abysmal shooting stats means you didn't keep him around for his scoring prowess.
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    I had no idea they were still a thing. But lulz at the idea of Kid Rock or the Nuge cancelling a show after suggesting violence. Shit that's typically the close in the second encore.
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    I've got 3 tons of paste in a storage unit off of burnet. Who wants in on my Ivermectin Soup Bucket startup? **partnership investment will require purchasing 10% share (minimum). Offer limited to the first 25 responders.
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    So would trying to suck Putin's cock in public, but that seems to be de rigueur for the GQP today as well.
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    Bronny James

    Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball

    It will require a nuanced PR campaign to highlight his superior abilities but at the same time carefully manage expectations. I know just the man to orchestrate it
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