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Blotto

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  1. If they get sprung, I'll likely be so sick of those dudes hyping their psuedo-celebrity status for $, that I'll wish someone shoots them in the face. Who am I kidding, with this country's obsession with weirdo celebrities, they will likely hold both CA Senate seats within 10 years.
  2. She probably owes you a dutch oven or two.
  3. Blotto

    Dwyane Wade

    I saw that earlier, and was trying to remember who that statue reminded me of. I know ....
  4. WTF would make you think Gundy is the highest paid coach in college football? I think K. Smart is at $13M this year.
  5. I like the late closeout from 6'0 VanVleet. Really altered the shot.
  6. I think that's supposed to read "brown eye"
  7. Deion has worn me out, but those two can play. Hunter is something else.
  8. somewhere Coach O is coked up in a hot tub, sucking on some coed's tittays, laughing his ass off.
  9. The Whiskey and Wine post game show after the game should be a fucking riot. TBob or whatever the fuck his name is will be losing his shit.
  10. legit laughing that they played Wiggy ahead of this guy most of the year. What the fuck were they thinking?
  11. I've seen a couple of baby back bitches today predict a loss vs aggy. Hell, I hope we come into the game a 2 TD underdog, because the moneyline bet will be that much sweeter. We aint losing to those fucknuts.
  12. Lulz at that corndog two rows behind joining in on the dipshittery. Must be trying to score some aggy pussy.
  13. He'd eat 40 of em, if you bust out some syrup.
  14. This broad?
  15. I almost murdered a dude last week at HEB. dude cruises through the express line to get a couple of packs of smokes. Several minutes later when the checker finally makes it back, he busts out his change purse and starts counting coins. Unfortunately he didn't have a real strong grasp of how to count the coins he likely spent all day accumulating.
  16. Jesus Christ, pull your nuts out of your asshole. Sark wins the game because they are fucking aggy.
  17. Even the slapdicks realize whats coming their way
  18. How much sand can you pack in your cunt?
  19. If you gotta show the reply 15 times and you still aren't sure, it aint indisputable
  20. I just expect every penalty on offense is on his dumb ass.
  21. "opens up Tim Beck's entire playbook".....lulz
  22. Its early yet, we'll have to see how they weather the storm once Bronny goes down to the G League.
  23. Calipari's boys are face-fucking Self's squad right now in an exhibition. On the SEC network if you wanna check out some college hoops.
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