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Blotto

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  1. That has to be a record for a single draft, no? I'm guessing they will use some of them wheeling and dealing tomorrow, but thats crazy.
  2. Goddamnit, you will not besmirch the good name of the preeminent online journal of high school teacher/student sex scandals.
  3. I believe the term is "alternative ceasefires"
  4. Thank you. We just let those fucks con Trump into doing their dirty work for them like 72 hours ago, and now all of a sudden they are on "thin ice?" This entire administration is performance theatre crafted around a egomaniacal buffoon who only cares about sound bites that he thinks make him look presidential. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
  5. Huh? What would make you think that? Because Trump said he was angry? The same way he said he was angry at Russia several times, only to let them continue to do whatever the fuck they want?
  6. 24/7 warfare scored only by how much money each side wants to throw at it? That sound you hear is the collective erection of defense contractors around the globe.
  7. More power to him, I'm sure he's a swell dude, but this state is broken. The problem is the people that keep electing psychopaths like Paxton, Abbott, and Patrick. They f'n love this shit.
  8. Just as Jesus would have wanted. Amen.
  9. Not even downtown? lulz
  10. Is there any evidence Durant wanted to play there? If not, the knicks are looking at a one year rental and probably less motivated than the Rockets to offer assets for Durant.
  11. Blotto replied to ztejas's topic in Other Sports
    Dumb question amnesty...why? What is so time consuming about being the captain. Does he have to get the course early and rake all the bunkers? I mean, yeah, you have to set the lineups, but other than that, what the fuck is Bradley going to do to get Scheffler to play better?
  12. wow...they overturn. what a f'n shot.
  13. you can have this exact same roster back next year and no guarantee you even make it to the finals. You play for championships. Its a no brainer.
  14. Its hard to say no when its game 7 of the NBA championship. You dont get many chances at that.
  15. Fuck, I wanted a good game 7. But moreso it sucks because that dude impressed me more than anyone else in the playoffs. Hardly watched a lot of pacers in the regular season, and had no idea his game was at this level. Feel bad for the dude.
  16. We'll still be left with the 77M fucking idiots that think this is all great. His death will be a fantastic reason to party, but then we all sober up in a few days and realize we're still proper fucked because Grok created a Trump AI agent, and they all decide to vote for it.
  17. Yes, they launched today with......tesla stooges riding shotgun. What a momentous achievement. Fucking finally! Someone listened to our prayers and invented a taxi service that drops you off 10 minutes from your destination.
  18. Never change LSU. I know you won't.
  19. Edit your post to read "Furries" and there's a strong likelihood of my donating some positive rep.
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