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Blotto

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    Bronny James

    I was on the ESPN NBA homepage a couple of days ago, and there was no shit a "Teaser" headline to a highlight video that said something like "bronny throws down layup"
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    Bronny James

    Someone in that thread asked MSCopilot to write an article about bronny's domination on/off the court
  3. Its because these fucking dipshits think it's perfectly normal to own 57 weapons while masturbating to each other playing pew-pew soldier boy.
  4. I lived there (in the city, east side by the lake) for a couple of years right out of school. Most racially segregated city I have spent time in, so the R's should feel right at home.
  5. oof. Here's Polk's analysis which is the only recap I've seen
  6. In Jimbo's case, it means you can pay someone else to fuck your trophy while you watch.
  7. You gotta hand it to the GQP, their messaging is far more effective than whatever the fuck it is the democrats are rolling out. Good job, good effort.
  8. Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult The third pick is the one that cracks me up
  9. Lulz at nancy trading those stocks. Those are her husband's trades
  10. Well most of us have one fucking team, and its the US.
  11. A late goal to tie would be a fucking hoot
  12. Its gonna be a 5* shitshow exiting that stadium
  13. It would be miserable to be those cops, lulz. Chasing frenzied soccer fans all over that stadium.
  14. No fucking way he only played 9 this morning.
  15. Sweet. Lets get a transfer portal up and running and talk to the man.
  16. It took awhile to get through all 28 pages of this thread, but congrats on posting the most inaccurate take on here. You can give MNLonghornFUKM an extra 15 IQ points and he still won't sniff 90. Not quite Rocko stupid, but not far from it.
  17. That kid just raised the bar. Its like running a sub-3 min mile. I choose that guy for president over the two geriatric fucks running. He gets shit done.
  18. I know Reynolds cant buy the federation, but I am curious if there is something that prohibits the federation from soliciting donations from wealthy Americans. Do you mean individuals cant donate money?
  19. Almanac says the average temp should by 96 today. 10 day looking solid with no 100's. And most importantly, lows are in the mid 70's in the morning. Last year it seemed it was in the low 80's every morning. Sure it's warm out, but its Texas in July. We're even ahead of average rainfall for the year. So far, no fucking complaints about this summer.
  20. Its amusing to me that money is ever even mentioned when it comes to a coaching hire. The US is the richest nation on earth by far, and you're telling me that we cant find the money to fund a top flight coach for the national team? Dog shit college football programs like A&M will eat a $75M bill to fire a coach. Monty Williams got $78M to coach one year for the fucking Pistons. Livvy Dunne's perfect ass is making $3.5M per year, and she'd probably 10X that figure if she showed her asshole. We cant find a few billionaires to chip in for this hire? Whoever runs the fundraising program for this festering shit-pile of a federation might be the most inept person in the group. If no top flight coach is interested because of politics, etc....I wouldn't be happy, but I would understand. But letting money be the stumbling block to hiring that coach if he is interested is a head scratcher. Say we have to pay the mens AND womens coach $20M-$30M per year total. Thats what a washed NBA veteran like James Harden makes. We cant swing that? Fuck, let Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney buy the damn federation.
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