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Blotto

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  1. Some of you bitches need to let your balls hang, we're gonna fuck em up.
  2. Didnt see it live, just stumbled onto this set from ACL. There are some fucking jams on this one. Great listen, this shit should be on spotify.
  3. Fuckin A! Just scored a sweetheart deal on some tickets from a friend of a friend. Texas side, 10th row. Based on prices I'm seeing this afternoon, I doubt what we're paying would come close to covering the transaction fees for these tix at the brokers. I f'n stoked.
  4. Why study for a boring old test, when you could be practicing your miniature slingshot skills.
  5. They'll probably start making eric wear one of those hoods to minimize the stimuli he experiences in day to day life.
  6. She's been fairly quiet of late. I presume she's still considered a lock to win in her new district?
  7. Texags would be something else if that were to happen. Goddamn, it would be like an internet Jonestown over there. Hell, it might result in another real life Jonestown. I'm willing to risk it.
  8. I'm guessing it was this https://uncensoredamerica.us/shroyer-vs-destiny-usc/
  9. If your "pastor" has this haircut....you are DEFINITELY being fleeced. your kids are getting diddled.
  10. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bright-minds-unaware-material-changes-010900911.html Some dude released it as a hot "buy" on a penny stock discord server, people started buying it, and due to the low float (4.5M) it takes off, causes more people to buy it,etc.... just another pump and dump, although more successful than most. Probably be back down to $1-2 before long.
  11. This dude is immediately more interesting (in a trainwrecky way) than 99%of college coaches. Nobody gives a fuck about Charlotte anyway, so I'm all for Biff trying to max out the Poggi factor every game. Plumbers crack one week, fucking a pig in the medical tent during a game the next week.....just let her rip Biff, let her rip.
  12. I dont pay a tremendous amount of attention to other schools AD's, but CDC is so damn good at his job, its hard for me to think he's not the best AD in the country. I showed up to campus in the Dodds era, and CDC makes Dodds seem "meh." I'm not ready to even talk about the Patterson/Perrin thing. CDC excels in all aspects of his job, and is a smooth m'fer. Contrast CDC to the stupid fucking buffoons they routinely hire in aggyville, and you realize how good we have it.
  13. Fuck Kentucky and fuck our sec conference mates. I never gave a shit about what they thought about Texas in years past, and that certainly hasn't changed. Bunch of sister-fucking rubes. They can all eat our ass when we cruise into the cfp as the top seed.
  14. Good job, Lamar. way to represent the franchise
  15. Finish her! The audio definitely adds to the lulz. that f'n crunch.
  16. What is this sorcery? I've never noticed that before. Which store you picking that up in?
  17. I'd be up for a Retarded Elf show if they could throw that together.
  18. no. no I don't believe it will
  19. why do i get the feeling Dr. Rising's last game under center will be some sort of make-a-wish foundation deal.
  20. Blotto

    QUINTREVION

    Dig the guy, he runs hard. We've been pretty damn solid at the RB position over the recent years, whether the player is a 5* or 3* coming into Austin.
  21. This guy agrees
  22. The college football landscape has fundamentally changed. Problems with their coaching staff can be short term and fixed in a year or two if they get lucky. How to stop being a bunch of poors is the more daunting challenge. When your state population is ~4M and the chief drivers of your local economy are doublewides and meth, you're going to have a hard time competing on the NIL front with schools like Texas, Ohio State, Oregon, etc... TLDR: Fuck OU.
  23. Blotto

    Kenpom 2024-25

    Oh shit! If Derka's firing up the Kenpom thread, we're fucking close, fellas
  24. I could probably become president of the United States based solely on a pledge to make sure the executives of these ticket broker sites are assfucked to death by a rabid rhino. they are getting away with these bullshit astronomical fees and yet still cant guarantee a fucking ticket? thats some bullshit. Figure out your technology you fucking clowns. I use them maybe a couple of times a year and havent had any bad experiences, but its usually for low demand events like UT Men's basketball vs southwest texas bible college in Dec. Goddamn that would piss me off if I dropped hundreds for a game like OU or UGA.
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