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Blotto

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  1. Its a small comfort, but at least its not an arm injury. I read a headline somewhere that didn't mention the type of injury or IL duration, and I immediately figured he needed tommy john on both elbows.
  2. That comment section validates my unwaivering belief that we could euthanize 80+% of the US population and be better off for it. There are some unintentional lulz to be found however... Eclipsing the 4 figure fine barrier will be a momentous breakthrough for the league.
  3. Those guys used to kill at Mercado Caribe back in the day. I don't recall them all looking like Manuel from Fawlty Towers, but I was usually pretty baked.
  4. Indeed. Less than 1300 yds playing across 4 years. By his last year, he was behind both Ricky and Shon Mitchell. I don't think anyone believed he would go on to achieve those monster NFL seasons 5 years after his time at Texas, including the Chiefs.
  5. The "N" is for knowledge.
  6. I didn't know he was mentally handicapped. Everything makes more sense now.
  7. Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    damn, mccollum does indeed still have some game for a mid 40's dude.
  8. Blotto replied to Mileslong's topic in Music
    Home from the bar and the drinkin'......I gotta say, Ramada Inn is a fucking jam. I hadn't really listened to much of his shit from this era, but my neighbors might catch a tune tonight!
  9. Lesson two (AP) - the Eiffel Tower, aka why sometimes aggy also stand in front
  10. Lulz. Some joint called jokerstars, who promptly threw the video up on their social media.
  11. Are they all pregnant now?
  12. Was scanning ESPN's latest draft projection. Apparently the Spurs might use their 14th pick on this chick. At least she's tall.
  13. This guy is a major league fucking dildo.
  14. That dude was lucky AD didn't impregnate him.
  15. It is what it is. Cant really stop nobody from doing something. Especially a super star ....
  16. Blotto replied to Neonmoon's topic in Nerdz
    Another spectacular success last night, elmo. I bet his engineers would take this shit more seriously if he was sitting on top of one of those bad boys. Lets give that a shot....
  17. Well... so much for tickets becoming more affordable as game day approached. Looks like half the seats in the stadium are still available and the cheapest ticket into the place is still $92 on seat geek. Prices haven't really budged at all, so I'm wondering if this is the US soccer federation being too proud to sell tickets for a USMNT game for $25? I would willingly pay a higher price to watch our A team guys, but they can get fucked if they think its worth $100 to watch these slapdicks in a heat index that will be around 100 at kick. Stadium is gonna look like shit with all those empty seats.
  18. hell....make 'em pay for it while we're at it.
  19. Shouldn't she be doing governor shit now?
  20. true, but I'd enjoy it even less if arky was the beneficiary. Anyways......fuck piggy.
  21. Before this news, my attitude was always best characterized as "fuck the lakers." But now, my attitude can be characterized as "fuck the lakers."
  22. $3B .....65 miles. Money well spent. At least for the contractors that received that $3B. https://www.keranews.org/texas-news/2025-06-17/with-only-8-built-texas-quietly-defunds-state-border-wall-program impenetrable
  23. thats a solid recipe for the over bet, for those that enjoy the occasional wager
  24. I can only check this thread about once every two weeks. It gets me too pissed off. What a fucking shithole this country has become.
  25. Out of the Democratic party, and now likely out of the GQP......I guess she can always portal to Moscow.
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