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    Seems like as good a thread as any for this. Just watching the video made we want to take a dump. No non-Polynesian country will ever out-fat the USA
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    "Should"....yeah, but it wont. With our populace he'd have better luck promising to fund 3 hours nightly of "Ouch My Balls" on network TV.
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    Thats the sad f'n truth.
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    Everybody sit down. I'll spoiler the update so nobody accidentally falls over in shock before sitting down... Extremely concerning. I thought that Aug 8 date was a sure thing.
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    Yeah.... she must be beautiful have many orifices.
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    No problem, I went with TexasTunaCan#2024.
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    The thing with Zion is that he got 3X more youtube/social media hype due to all of his highlight reel dunks. The recruiting analysts might have liked those other guys better, but I guarantee you that Zion was better known to the casual college basketball fan than all the others. Nobody was watching Nassir Little or Bol Bol highlights on youtube.
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    When your primary source of income is determined by how many people click on links to hear your bullshit about college football, hyping aggy seems like one of the easier ways to get a raise. Those goofy fucks probably just bought him a lake house.
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    I'm still a little lost on how his wife hands over an AMEX for a purchase without agreeing to sign up for a store card, the card is swiped for that purchase, she receives a receipt with the purchase transaction details and somehow that charge never hits the AMEX account tied to that card. It doesn't add up. There are some major credibility issues here, and frankly I'm now starting to have doubts that OP can, in fact, slaughter a pack of wolves with his bare hands.
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    Between the spectrum outage and Surly being down, its taking far more effort than usual to fuck off today.
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    Well, I'm in Austin but
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    They just have to plug the extension cord back in.
  14. Blotto
    "And I'm not sure why his pants are around his ankles. If we get to the bottom of that, we may just solve this mystery"
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    Bronny James

    Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball

    If this entire fiasco wasn't a Lebron ego trip, his son wouldn't be in that position. Lebron is exactly why his son will get ridiculed. Deservedly.
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    Bronny James

    Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball

    But did he earn it?
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    Bronny James

    Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball

    https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/40516231/lebron-james-says-bronny-shrug-critics-does-not-care Lulz, does that dipshit Lebron actually think if he tells everyone 41 times that bronny doesnt care about criticism, people will stop tooling on his son getting drafted by the Lebron's as a fucking joke?
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    its a hobby, really Didn't know dudes could flick their own bean. google his name + Oregon and this is the first linkedin result and the age seems to be about right. I gotta believe things just got a little rougher on the ole job hunt, although the interests section did not mention "Jack and Cokes" so perhaps this is a different Neil McCarthy from Oregon. He's fucked regardless.
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    Thats it? The least he could do is give back enough money to pay for the entirety of his shitty kid's contract. Speaking of, saw this writeup this morning what a dildo
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    Texas A&M culture & Traditions. “From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can't explain it.”
  22. Blotto
    Huh, so thats how that works.
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    Every. Fucking. Time.
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    Let me slum it for a second. HEB skirt steak. 2 mins each side in cast iron. Tacos be getting expensive, and that was like a $6 steak with enough left overs to chop up for some naoch! mañana.
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    Fucking Canada is arguably the best north american team. If you would have proposed that bet to me about 10 years ago, I probably would have lost some money. https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/40158711/jesse-marsch-unhappy-us-soccer-usa-coach-canada

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