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Blotto

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  1. I bet he pole dances in there.
  2. This week and last week have both been fantastic.
  3. That's like 8 farts with negligible air flow. Sounds delightful.
  4. I skimmed their thread on our game and saw numerous posts where they were asserting they are easily the better team. Can't wait to skullfuck those slapdicks in their shithole kroger stadium. Its gonna be glorious. And then come next spring.... the cycle begins anew.
  5. maybe sit the rest of this game out. the men are talking about football.
  6. And everyone needs to calm their tits. Its 8 minutes into the game. Ewers will be fine. I'd give him the half to show it.
  7. Lets fuck em boys.
  8. Apparently this was in 2018, so it might have already been posted, but this would be fucking terrifying https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/1g1bb17/pilot_forgets_to_attach_person_to_glider/ We did this shit in Rio, taking off from the cliffs and ultimately landing on copacabana beach. Had some great photo's of the corcovado in the background but they disappeared many years ago. The guys we paid spoke broken english and their instructions were simply "when I say run, you run."
  9. I get your point and its interesting to think about possible market distortions from these derivative products and "funds of funds" that may move the price more than any actual demand for the underlying asset(at least traditional use case demand). So many guys with BTC hard-ons praise its uniqueness from traditional asset classes and tout it as a hedge against an inevitable financial collapse. But it appears to me that it trends more and more towards those asset classes as it becomes increasingly adopted by "big finance." The Blackrocks of the world don't give a fuck about bitcoin beyond their ability to take the BTC "widget", create financial products/markets around that widget, and scrape fees/profits off those products/markets. The more influence the "establishment" gains, the more the BTC universe will mirror what it was originally created to combat.
  10. Unfortunately, he can not. He is hard-wired to stay stupid shit. Its his ethos.
  11. this is clearly the most significant weather event since uh, hurricane Helene. that seems like weeks ago.
  12. Agreed, but this country is getting so fucking stupid, if you toss in the word median, a majority of people would wonder what the grassy strip between roads has to do with anything If the sex tents a flappin', surly dudes are fappin'
  13. I'd like to believe that, but its probably a grifting angle as well.
  14. What two things comprise Oklahoma GDP? Homes with wheels and meth
  15. A few more years of this shit, and the aqua fence will be cheaper than buying flood insurance in Florida.
  16. As long as the stripper's water doesn't break, zepol should be just fine.
  17. Take it easy on the guy. he's a tOSU grad.
  18. If caught in that scenario, your best bet would be to strap yourself on to Stephanie Abrams and her flotation devices. Best chance ya got Just remember that social decorum mandates you will have to ultimately let go when the water recedes.
  19. With the braves out of it, I'm back to #AnyoneButTheDodgers. Because fuck 'em.
  20. Damnit, I just turned the game on. I hate that I missed seeing that cuntstain taking a beating for 3 qtrs.
  21. Just got back from a 3 week roadtrip last night. Spent the day lounging on the couch watching football. Surprisingly entertaining week. Would do again.
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