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Blotto

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  1. Blotto replied to Mileslong's topic in Music
    Home from the bar and the drinkin'......I gotta say, Ramada Inn is a fucking jam. I hadn't really listened to much of his shit from this era, but my neighbors might catch a tune tonight!
  2. Lesson two (AP) - the Eiffel Tower, aka why sometimes aggy also stand in front
  3. Lulz. Some joint called jokerstars, who promptly threw the video up on their social media.
  4. Are they all pregnant now?
  5. Was scanning ESPN's latest draft projection. Apparently the Spurs might use their 14th pick on this chick. At least she's tall.
  6. This guy is a major league fucking dildo.
  7. That dude was lucky AD didn't impregnate him.
  8. It is what it is. Cant really stop nobody from doing something. Especially a super star ....
  9. Blotto replied to Neonmoon's topic in Nerdz
    Another spectacular success last night, elmo. I bet his engineers would take this shit more seriously if he was sitting on top of one of those bad boys. Lets give that a shot....
  10. Well... so much for tickets becoming more affordable as game day approached. Looks like half the seats in the stadium are still available and the cheapest ticket into the place is still $92 on seat geek. Prices haven't really budged at all, so I'm wondering if this is the US soccer federation being too proud to sell tickets for a USMNT game for $25? I would willingly pay a higher price to watch our A team guys, but they can get fucked if they think its worth $100 to watch these slapdicks in a heat index that will be around 100 at kick. Stadium is gonna look like shit with all those empty seats.
  11. hell....make 'em pay for it while we're at it.
  12. Shouldn't she be doing governor shit now?
  13. true, but I'd enjoy it even less if arky was the beneficiary. Anyways......fuck piggy.
  14. Before this news, my attitude was always best characterized as "fuck the lakers." But now, my attitude can be characterized as "fuck the lakers."
  15. $3B .....65 miles. Money well spent. At least for the contractors that received that $3B. https://www.keranews.org/texas-news/2025-06-17/with-only-8-built-texas-quietly-defunds-state-border-wall-program impenetrable
  16. thats a solid recipe for the over bet, for those that enjoy the occasional wager
  17. I can only check this thread about once every two weeks. It gets me too pissed off. What a fucking shithole this country has become.
  18. Out of the Democratic party, and now likely out of the GQP......I guess she can always portal to Moscow.
  19. That's kind of the point of this thread. Something's gotta fund my IBRX reloads.
  20. My new favorite stonk. I got back in at $12 a couple of days after my shares were called away mid-May due to the calls I had sold. Its also a fun one to fuck around with on short term options as it is commonly up or down 10+% in a day......sometimes both in the same day.
  21. coldirtybastard.com just wasted some time on my end. I'm sure this planet was always packed full of really fucking stupid people, but the advent of the cellphone camera really drives that reality home.
  22. Yup she was an international celebrity with a game no where near justifying her level of fame. But her ass was sublime.
  23. Indeed. They didn't specifically thank us for attention to this matter. That's your tipoff its a bluff.
  24. Blotto replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    I was working on the assumption it was a 100% certainty, but apparently there are a few loons out there that have hope he's gonna veto. You just know he's gonna rig some ceremony Sunday morning in front of a church, or some bullshit like that.
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