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Blotto

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  1. which makes watching gergg's team finger their own assholes all game long struggling to get shots even more infuriating. Canada has a more explosive attack. for fucks sake. eh
  2. Its a remarkable photo. If it was released today and I didnt know who Mangino was, I would probably assume it was AI generated. Nobody is rounder than an orange.
  3. This year, probably not. If we're talking the month of July....its a slow month, so its got a shot.
  4. No point in starting a central market thread, so HEB thread it is. For those that shop the N Lamar location, there's an item they call "Chicken Enchiladas with a Tomatillo Cream Sauce" That deserves your attention. Most of their prepared foods are good, but not particularly cheap. But these enchiladas are the food that inflation forgot. Its basically chicken, cheese, some pinto beans and sauteed onions, in corn tortillas smothered in a tomatillo sauce. Its lacking heat, so I hit with some habanero hot sauce and shovel it in using those Matts el patio tortilla chips. The cost is $4.99, whereas they sell other enchiladas with rice and beans in the same sized container for like $10+. The strange thing is there is supposed to only be two enchiladas per container, but there are often a few containers with 3 enchiladas for the same price, which is a damn solid deal. Hell, even the packs with 2 is a filling meal once you account for those crack chips.
  5. Run good. We need you on a TV table wearing a Surly branded dick shirt.
  6. That's an entire new conference worth of fans to show around campus on gameday, I hope they clear their schedules.
  7. Well, I'll certainly sleep better knowing that after much deliberation, Lebron decided to stay in LA salvaging the LBJ/Bronny superteam.
  8. Also noticed this gem. Good chance there will be a spike of broken finger cases at the local B/CS emergency ERs as aggy works through this new tradition. pass it back, ags!
  9. yup. the complete catalog would be handy for tooling on aggy and SEC fans in general, but mostly aggy.
  10. Mangino could probably fit in Bert's fat folds now
  11. Why exactly should they own a chunk of Jordan?
  12. Blotto

    Euro 2024

    that was entertaining
  13. We actually picked Cancun for the Y2K shenanigans. We figured they barely used computers in the first place. But yeah, cancun after a cat 5 plowed its anus would be suboptimal.
  14. ole Bob is on one... I love these cranky mofo's just firing off their manifestos into the googletrons.
  15. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    I will never understand how that happened. That fucktarded decision can't be defended. That's when I knew things were never going to improve.
  16. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    Turner is such a fucking spaz.
  17. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    This will count because fuck us
  18. Blotto

    Euro 2024

    bitch made, lulz. Crying in the middle of the match
  19. Blotto

    Longhorn Network

    If they start running that f'n ad on the SEC Network 15 times a day, heads will explode all over the south. Exactly. Fuck all of this "it just means more" SEC bullshit, I'll root against every other team in the SEC. Just like I've been doing for the last 10 years.
  20. Blotto

    Euro 2024

    Yeah why the fuck are they signing Sweet Caroline? Do the british have a Red Sox fetish?
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