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Blotto

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  1. KU receiver with a beautiful catch laying out in the endzone. Lets see if it stands
  2. Blotto

    Bronny James

    The enthusiastic fellatio performed by Reddick in the post game is really something. I guess that's one advantage of giving some dude off the street the coaching gig, he will say/do whatever LeBron wants
  3. They can have my Karelian shungite cock ring when they pry it from my cold, dead, yet impressively turgid manhood.
  4. Seems like the most appropriate page for these slack-jawed fucksticks.
  5. There are no shortcuts on the journey to KSCR enlightenment. But those of us who endured the pilgrimage, persevered, and found the way will vouch the hardships are worthwhile. Or you can probably just check Etsy.
  6. You could lose a lot of money wagering on a "floor" of GQP stupidity. In my observation, there is none and they will continue plowing ahead until they are too stupid to breathe. Morons leading rubes....today's GQP.
  7. thats when a Karelian shungite cock ring really proves its worth.
  8. both teams are shit.
  9. Hartzell probably forced her out because she wouldn't agree to suck Gov wheelie's dick with glee. As that appears to be high on hartzell's favorite pastimes, he rightfully concluded they have different visions. F'n twat.
  10. I'm travelling and won't be back to Austin until late Friday night. If I recall correctly, I only have a couple of rolls of shitter paper in my strategic reserve. I'm fucked aren't I.
  11. Congratulations. On a thread full of shitty takes, yours outdistances everybody else's shitty take by 300%. Basketball is a sport dominated by height, speed, strength and athleticism. Is it your theory that while they are getting dunked on, blocked, muscled out for rebounds, and constantly smoked down the court on fast breaks, the women would ultimately pull out the win due to their crisp, fundamentally sound bounce passes?
  12. Just making the playoffs is huge with this fucked up injury season. Now let's win it all. Lulz Jk, let's win one game
  13. karma doing what the league wouldn't
  14. Or for those needing the Texans to close out a 4 team parlay paying 20-1, lulz. Admittedly, that would have been a lucky ass backdoor cover.
  15. dude has 12 TDs 4 games into the season and will be averaging close to 200 ypg & better than 10 ypc.
  16. Seeing Boise's turf for the first time each season is always rough. Can only take it for a couple of minutes before bailing
  17. And fans of both teams agreed that they would be sending their kids to college station, because thats the only place that rivals the excitement on display tonight. At least that will be the story on one message board.
  18. Come on, Cinci. Make coach joey cry.
  19. Insane game. NFL can never match that level of WTF-ness.
  20. wonder if kirby would go for two?
  21. This week. That would really fuck with UGA's head if we rolled him out in a couple of weeks
  22. we may be number 3 on Monday, lulz
  23. Ha, I had a bet on the Bama ML, and just 20 minutes ago I saw UGA ML at +1500 when they were down 18 and getting the ball, so I hedged my bet. Kind of glad I did now. I doubt uga can pull it off, but I would be sweating it and pissed if I didnt hedge.
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