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Blotto

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  1. Chick with the bigger juggs is leakin
  2. It seemed like it could, but that might be the most boring conclusion to a decisive 3rd rd I can remember.
  3. Blotto

    Euro 2024

    I missed the first part of the half but from what I did see, Italy is completely impotent. When they do maintain possession, its just passing the ball around the middle or back third. The second they try and attack, SUI just slaps them down and takes it back.
  4. Attendees at Texags Xmas party:
  5. What a fucking joke. Can you imagine the shit talk that guy is gonna get? "Did you ask your daddy if you could double-dribble?
  6. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    I don't know what he's up to these days, but if he has a couple of minutes to shit in a bucket and send it to the US Soccer Federation, I say we give the bucket a chance over Gergg.
  7. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    I think I'm too pissed off to put up with that shitshow. Would probably give me an aneurysm
  8. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    If crashing in the Copa America gets Gerg shitcanned, I'd be OK with it. But in reality, we all know Cindy will give him a raise and a blowjob.
  9. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    He just took a shit from across the locker room. it was a majestic effort
  10. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    Good lord what a strike.
  11. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    It makes zero sense. The only thing I can think of is they didnt want to schedule at the same time as tonights presidential debate which coincidentally is also happening in Atlanta. But I doubt there is a lot of overlap in attendees, lulz. Maybe it was traffic concerns or some shit, but I have no idea where the two events are in relation to each other.
  12. Does she have two buttholes like Chad Briscoe?
  13. Which is why its a head scratcher that they don't make an effort to keep cameras out of yell practice.
  14. Admittedly, I haven't paid much attention to the draft this year, but I was more than a little surprised to see Jaylon Tyson picked by the Cavs. My vague recollection of his time here was that he always looked like he was running in quicksand.
  15. man that last 10-15 minutes was something. How the fuck is Mexico still ranked 15th in FIFA. It seems like every time I watch them, they look like shit.
  16. I probably differ from many on this board in that I actually agree with this comment. College sports is kind of a joke now with NIL, all of the bidding wars, unlimited transfers, etc... While that reality undoubtedly benefits Texas more than any other school, my give a fuck is far less than it used to be. However, there's just something inherently funny about watching a bunch of insufferable, insecure Neidermeyer wannabes struggle to understand why everyone else on the planet thinks you're a fucking joke. I will never get tired of watching you dipshits get punched in the nuts repeatedly, whether it be by our hand or your own. Thats why this latest installment of "Watch Aggy Get Cockslapped" was so enjoyable....... "In the orange corner, we have Chris Del Conte, the best AD in the game right now and its really not debatable. And in the maroon corner you have Trev Alberts, a barely sentient butt plug who is well on his way to fucking up his 3rd athletic department. Hmmmm....I wonder how this will turn out?" Good luck with that dynamic moving forward, by the way.
  17. Blotto

    Euro 2024

    Yup. czechia got proper fucked in this match.
  18. Blotto

    Euro 2024

    Ive never seen this many cards, its fucking amazing what a clueless dildo this ref is
  19. Blotto

    Euro 2024

    yeah ive been watching it the entire time. its been an entertaining shitshow
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