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  1. Blotto

    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Petrino is pretty universally known as an unethical shitbag. He fucked over Louisville and Arkansas, and they both gleefully invited him back. It just goes to show ya, you never forget the greatest piece of ass you ever scored.
  2. 2nd half in San Marcos is turning into a snuff film
  3. That would be Kershaw who they probably weren't planning on seeing much work, but now who knows.
  4. I'm guessing its like the cowboys these days, the crowds will be there regardless. The city has grown so much that there will probably always be enough corporate entities willing to pony up for a spot and charge it off to their marketing spend. The bigger issue for me is all of the f'n 11AM kickoffs which blow, but I guess that's just how its gonna be now that we are in the SEC.
  5. Peterson was a spectacular athlete with few peers that could match his abilities. He's an even bigger moron, just stupid as fuck, and every penny he ever earned was destined to leave his pockets because thats how the world works when people realize how fucking dumb he is.
  6. Same. I'll never get over braves management letting that guy leave. Yeah Olsen is a dude, but Freddie was the Braves. He was my favorite player and seeing him go to the dodgers probably reduced my give a shit for the sport of mlb by about 50%. fucking still pisses me off.
  7. is Klein's first name jebediah?
  8. you can delete this now and only a few people will ever know.
  9. I get it, they weren't horrible pitches and I'd rather my guy go down swinging than getting punched out looking. Edit....Well that last one was questionable to swing at
  10. I think that dude swung at a couple of ball 4's
  11. Oh man......the sports gods have some decisions to make now, lulz.
  12. Blotto

    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Yeah, if Kelly decides he wants to keep killing kids in scissor lifts or even torture us every weekend as a TV know-it-all, then due to his contract's offset language its probably cleaner to negotiate a one-time payment, payable now with no future clawbacks. But if he decides to retire because he doesn't want to start someplace new at the age of 64, he should tell LSU to fuck off and keep sending those checks. Or offer to let them pay out the NPV of his contract and give them a small discount to motivate them. But that figure would be a lot closer to $40M than the $20M I keep reading.
  13. That oughta just about do it!
  14. I went my entire life without ever contemplating the phrase Steven Miller's scrotum. And you took that away from me. In other news, it seems like it took less than a year under these numbnuts for our military to start falling apart https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/26/politics/navy-aircraft-crash-south-china-sea
  15. Blotto

    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Bigly. He may get multiple raises just from ole miss this fall/winter alone. Too many jobs open at schools that want to pretend they can win it all, and not nearly enough big hires out there to fill em. I think we see some headscratching shit go down. Should be entertaining, at least Lane's trolling throughout will be.
  16. If we can ditch Sark AND not have to pay his buyout, hell yeah, sign me the fuck up. Its not like our NIL goes with him. We'll recruit just fine without him.
  17. Its gotten to the point where Romo just annoys the fuck out of me in any game he's calling. One of my least favorite announcers in any sport. Which is strange, because I liked the guy when he started out his first season or two.
  18. I enjoy watching that fat buffoon meltdown on the sideline every week. they need to shitcan that clown.
  19. No shit. If the attention whore tandem of Lebron/Bronny can resist the urge, so can Pitts and his two year old.
  20. lets be honest...they were 2-5.
  21. Blotto

    Niblett!

  22. closer than I thought, not sure theres enough to turn it
  23. Win or lose that DC of theirs is gonna leave the field with a load in his britches. Every time they show him, he looks more and more worried.
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