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Blotto

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  1. fucking sooner, lulz.
  2. Case Mccoy thinks that run was derpy as fuck
  3. That is such a bitch-made f'n pussy comment. 1-3 record before they physically worked your soft ass team, you clueless fuck. How about you figure shit out in austin before you start worrying about how the other 135 teams may or may not do.
  4. Imma sleeping on the frat house couch, CPAP'd up and looking like Immortan Joe, is the photo we need.
  5. Well sunbelt billy and his 1-3 team ran a train on Sarks asshole for what seemed like 48 hours.
  6. Yeah, I ride my bike through campus a few times per week and the talent is a noticeable step down from the 90's. That should be no huge surprise, its a lot fucking harder to get into UT than it was in the 90's. We're probably exporting hot trim to SEC schools like Ole Miss, because they can no longer get into UT.
  7. Meh....not gonna bag on his wife, she's just doing what it takes to support herself and her monkey. Banks is a fucking tool that sucks at coaching. I've lost track of the rules, but can we just have sleazy goons that handle recruiting?
  8. This team is garbage. This team has looked like garbage all season. And now we can laugh at ztejas as he switches back to SMU stan and they shit the bed as well.
  9. You rarely get to watch a snuff film on regular cable. We're getting a deal here boys.
  10. How many years is this fucking dork gonna fuck up special teams before he gets reassigned?
  11. Chapel Bill laying a stinky one in his britches early...
  12. He's cashing a check and chasing his 20-something year old snizz up and down the atlantic seaboard. His team is complete dogshit and he was in Nantucket last weekend shopping with Jordan. He seems to be fresh out of fucks to give. https://nypost.com/2025/09/28/sports/bill-belichick-jordon-hudson-retreat-to-nantucket-on-uncs-bye-week/ L-I-V-I-N!
  13. It took those dorks all of one week in the top 10, and they're already crowing about how they've earned their spot in the elite ranks. While the entire rest of the world is thinking
  14. Cool story, Stands With Dick in Hands
  15. I find it amusing that both Hill and Rosenhaus were quick to tweet that Hill intends to play football again once he recovers from that knee rebuild. Like the rest of were anguished that he would instead retire and begin work on that fusion reactor that has always been his life's dream.
  16. I've been a fan of adams no matter where he plays. seems like a good dude
  17. Original what? He's in no way the first arrogant douche to make a name for himself with terrible sports opinions.
  18. https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/1646861?hl=en go get 'em, tiger.
  19. Which AI company is paying TreatyOak to sit around all day churning out stupid AI bullshit?
  20. you're giving us far too much credit
  21. Not to mention the $1.5B they invested in Kushner's Affinity Partners. Bought themselves a pretty neat military for only a couple of billion. Art of the deal indeed.
  22. It's actually kind of funny that Price only really missed that one season. He slid right into that UTEP gig and coached there for a decade. And he still has a helluva story to tell.
  23. eventually?
  24. Well Walmart has been around as long as I can remember, so when exactly are they planning on doing that? After they get through buying up all the pro sports teams?
  25. Lulz. Arkansas is ranked in the bottom 5 states for median income. Every state has some rich people living in it, but when your state only has 3M people and those people are on average some of the poorest in the country, you are at a disadvantage in the college arms race.
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