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Blotto

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  1. F'n Burt doesnt need to hide behind some alias like Catturd. Burt would drag his sack all over donnie's face. What else ya gonna do with a 93 year old sack?
  2. I'm loving that +225 ML for CSU. They were the better team last year in Boulder. How dare you besmirch @FartMusket69's good name
  3. He should bypass guardian caps and head straight for the "Great Gazoo"
  4. I'm sure a team can buy insurance against career ending injuries, and if ever there was a dude at risk, its Tua. But if he had to retire for medical reasons, would his salary count against the cap for the entirety of the duration of his contract?
  5. Dude is gonna be a CTE vegetable by the time he's 30.
  6. Did RD just invent the portable blumpkin? A plumpkin trumpkin if you will?
  7. whats not to like
  8. Yeah about that.....
  9. I guess this where cat videos go? cat farts.mp4
  10. For me, it was the "concept of a plan" line where I immediately guffawed. He's been railing on Obamacare for 8+ years now and assured all the dumb fucking rubes his administration would immediately replace it when he was elected back in 2016 (with control of congress). And the best that mush brain could come up with after all that time, was "I have the concept of a plan." That line alone would have killed politicians in simpler times. Such a diarrhea-brained imbecile. https://archive.ph/j1z8Y (The Real Reason Republicans Couldn’t Kill Obamacare) TLDR - Trump and his fucktarded band of circus geeks dont do the work, they themselves know they wont do the work, so instead they just scream about everything like toddlers.
  11. You can't possibly be that fucking stupid can you? https://archive.ph/CrHiG
  12. Kelce should challenge him to a celebrity MMA match with the proceeds going to charity. And then beat the living fuck out of him. beat him into a fucking coma.....you know.....for charity. that would be fun. wait....you're surprised the hivemind at Texags doesnt recognize someone being easily manipulated and controlled?
  13. Sept 11th is a difficult anniversary for many in this country . Some simply reflect on the somber tragedy of thousands of Americans perishing in unimaginable ways. Others pull on their latex bodysuit and jerk off to Milf Porn. Who am I to say which is more appropriate?
  14. Holy shit, she is all onboard the maga batshit crazy train. Telling tay tay "F-You" is always gonna work out well in the court of popular opinion.
  15. but that's not important right now
  16. this one has potential https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3488606
  17. I'm pretty stoned, but that one slayed me.
  18. Made it about 20 minutes this time. Not bad.....about 18.5 minutes longer than I managed during the DJT/Biden debate. I just cant listen to that orange fuck spew his verbal diarrhea.
  19. yup this bullshit ain't changing anyone's mind unless this is the first time you've seen either of them speak. They will both ignore the questions and hit the stump speech.
  20. manhatten prepared, bowl loaded.....let's see how much I can stomach
  21. that dumb m'fer managed to go broke well before his playing days were even over. you could give him another $50 million today and this thread would be right back to where it started in another 5 years.
  22. Good luck with that. Go with the big bottle
  23. I think I've zeroed in on where your advice starts to fall apart.
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