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Blotto

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Everything posted by Blotto

  1. Did you type up this sick burn while wearing your pizza-gate pajamas? You obviously have something to say on Soros, so say it.
  2. Man it's fucking awesome out now. I was rolling my trash out earlier and was shocked how pleasant it was. So I headed to woodrows to catch the end of the hockey game. Probably the last evening where it dips into the low 70"s night until Sept/Oct.
  3. Open marriage, huh
  4. The lotion and tissues gets this meme 4 out of 5 warheads.
  5. I wouldn't be so quick to downplay Israel's capabilities. I'm sure they probably have a lot of shit they don't publicly own up to....like nukes, for instance.
  6. Blotto replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    and there's plenty of room up there for us to make ourselves comfortable
  7. His entire administration is comprised of ignorant shitstains. None of those twats have any self awareness. Elect a clown, expect a circus. You don't even need to waste their time. Your dumbest pet could do the same. A steaming pile of your pet's shit would probably be a favorite in that matchup.
  8. The fact that some people even briefly entertained thoughts that the lone survivor managed to do so by jumping to safety from an airborne 787 had me checking whether or not I had somehow been transported to texags. good lord.
  9. Exactly. The reality is you can easily find free streams for any sporting event you want to watch, and the days of 480p/buffering/lagging shitstreams are long gone. They can eat all the dicks if they think I'm signing up for Peacock's streaming service. If youtubeTV keeps fucking around and raising prices, I'll be pirating everything soon.
  10. and the results are in..... At least the LBJ and Buchanan watersheds got a few inches.
  11. Well fuck me. Left for a bit and come back to see The Mummy on my TV. fuck yourself peacock, I'm not signing up for your shitass service. SkySports stream for those like me needing a stream now... https://timstreams.site/watch?id=skysportsgolf
  12. How often would you recommend they sign a new TV deal? https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/40634341/wnba-secures-monumental-media-deal-disney-amazon-nbcu
  13. And a 6 year, fully guaranteed contract giving him the largest coaching contract in NBA history.......again.
  14. Blotto replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    And now closed...
  15. His defiance lasted a few days longer than Cruz, so he's got that going for him. Rafeal was back on sloppy toppy duty about 72 hours after trying to make a stand against Trump.
  16. Hey look.....its a dumbass that believes everything on the internet is true.
  17. This smarmy cunt has been uncharacteristically quiet of late. Thread almost dropped to the 3rd page. Saw this earlier on Reddit and laughed
  18. We'd run out of chili before then.
  19. I'm sure Surly has no shortage of “Boo-cow-cuss” fans historically.
  20. Too many fucking idiots. And if they get removed, there's a horde of bigger fucking idiots waiting in the wings. This is what the country voted for. And now we watch it burn.
  21. Congratulations...... I was testing, and you sir passed with flying colors.
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