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Blotto

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  1. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    I was looking for a way to send the federation a nicely worded email and found a page that was for "reporting a concern" which seemed to be specifically if you knew a kid was getting diddled by a coach or something. I was going to send them a report that Gregg was seen maniacally raping America's soccer future, but I got distracted for a bit. The page is now down, which tells me others had the same idea, lulz. Fucking pussies. https://www.ussoccer.com/report-a-concern
  2. Just saw that. I stayed in Driggs, ID last fall when I visited GTNP so I drove over and back a couple of times. Scenic as hell, but one evening it was clouded in and snowing and a bit of an ass-puckerer. I remember thinking I sure as hell wouldnt want to attempt it in a full-on blizzard. The reason I stayed in Driggs was because the airbnb's there were so much cheaper than the hotels/abnb's in the Jackson area. This happening right as the summer tourist season arrives is going to fuck over alot of those abnb owners in ID.
  3. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    there ya go weah
  4. Blotto

    USMNT 2024

    I still am not able to process the fact that the federation actually decided to bring back that loser Berhalter. Jerruh hiring Barry Switzer was a better decision than bringing back this fucking dildo.
  5. You're not supposed to weigh more than the offensive lineman you recruit. Have some goddamn pride you fat fuck.
  6. Yeah, if your dream is to return the country to reagan era policies, I'm probably gonna tell you that you're a fucking idiot and end the conversation right there. Its also humorous to me that they think their fellow idiots that subscribe to that school of thought wont line up to lick Trumps asshole in november.
  7. TBH, I doubt blockrock and goldman will have to do much, because GME is doing the work for them. The entire premise of the GME play is a short squeeze of some sort, because the underlying business is complete f'n dogshit ( revs down 30% yoy this qtr). And GME is selling another 75M shares on top of the 45M shares they sold last month. Too sketchy to take a position in, however.
  8. I pulled up his livestream towards the end of it, and the dude was just rambling on about nothing, sounded like an idiot,tbh. He had his portfolio up showing a daily loss of like $250M (price was around 31 at the time), and that loss is calculated against yesterdays closing price. Its twice as bad if you consider the after hours high. That's like a half a billion swing in 12 hours, and the dude was drinking beer on stream laughing it off. Dude has some big fucking balls, I'll give him that. Those options he's holding are what swing the value the most. the Jun 21 expiry leadup will be interesting.
  9. Assuming these numbers are accurate, major lulz at SMU and TCU allocating 5% of the school's total operating budget to paying athletes. The close to 1% at UT is bad enough. What the fuck are we even doing here?
  10. He probably felt it was in his best interest to make the choice to bail on Texas, fucking our roster a bit. I feel it is in my best interest to laugh. Fuck that guy
  11. Pulled up Realtor.com because I was curious about a house for sale next door. This was the first listing promoted for Austin:https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1529-Mount-Larson-Rd_Austin_TX_78746_M94384-63935?ex=2966568728 The $5M is just for the land I think, but the imagined pictures are a hoot. I think this is as good a characterization of whats become of Austin as any Should you be interested, you can give this douchenozzle bro a call
  12. I honestly had no idea that douche ARod was an owner of the Twolves. who would want to hitch their wagon to that loser?
  13. someone should tell the camera crew they arent supposed to zoom in on a little girls crotch. There's gotta be some legal crotch they can scope
  14. If Dallas is gonna let KP drag his nuts all over their face, its gonna be a short f'n series.
  15. What is there to talk about? We already knew about Porter, until we get new names are we supposed to discuss how the NBA can survive the lifetime ban of a two way contract scrub? You would have to be naive to think that every league won't have dipshits busted for this. Just like every league had dipshits busted for steroids, weed (when that was a thing), etc... A good number of professional athletes are dumb as fuck......just like the rest of society.
  16. Scottie fires a -5 (67) in the opening round of the Memorial, currently good for solo 2nd. Hoping for a Scheffler win and for Nicklaus to fall on his fat ass and blow out a hip. Looks like Spieth is up to his usual par-hating shenanigans
  17. I used to shop the Burnet location but moved and now mostly hit-up the Hancock location. While they both have their own issues, they dominate the fuck out of that Rundberg spot. That mad max parking lot is something else. I recently swung by because they had a hot sauce that was sold out everywhere else and was quickly reminded of how much of a fucking dump it is.
  18. Is Uconn really hurting for talent? Using 247 rankings for Overall (HS + Transfer portal), their last 4 recruiting classes were ranked '21 (7th), '22 (39th), '23(4th), '24 (6th) with several 5 stars and mostly 4 stars. If he can consistently get top 100 guys with a few top 10 guys mixed in, thats probably enough for him to keep it going. I cant speak to their NIL situation, but recent recruiting results indicate it cant be terrible. I have a feeling he's wired a bit like Harbaugh (good coach, a little on the spectrum) that might be intrigued by the challenge of coaching the best talent in the world. I dont think he gives that much of a fuck about money, but there will be a lot of it if he makes the jump. The bigger question is if he wants to but up with the Lebron/bronny bullshit as lebron winds down his career.
  19. If getting accepted qualified as a surprise, she might be dumber than I thought possible. What was her safety school, Blindergarden?
  20. I'm sorry James, what was that you said there at the beginning? It sure sounded like "winner", but I mean.....come on.
  21. Because CC is like Steph Curry. Before Steph came along, nobody shot the three like he did with that volume and accuracy. He literally changed the way the NBA is played. people liked rooting for a little guy in a game of giants. At his peak he was hugely popular, and incredibly marketable to the general fanbase. He also did a good job of not being the typical NBA dumbfuck like Ja, Kyrie, etc... Just dont be dumb as fuck isnt a huge hurdle, but one that a lot of these dipshits can't clear. https://thesportsrush.com/nba-news-despite-his-157000000-followers-lebron-james-gets-eclipsed-by-stephen-curry-as-he-features-in-27-27-of-the-highest-rated-nba-games-over-past-8-years/ Same thing with CC. Nobody outside the pathetically small WNBA fan base gives a fuck about any of the other players you mentioned because it was always just more of the same style of boring ass layup/bounce-pass shitball. CC comes along doing things that had not been seen before. And like Curry, she takes care to craft her image in a way that is generally not controversial, so marketers were quick to jump on the hype train. To me anyway, she is unique. She is the only player (white, black, tall, short, hot, ugly) that ever made me voluntarily watch a womens basketball game in its entirety. I didnt give a fuck who won or lost, I just wanted to see if she would go for 50. If she fails to continue that magic in the WNBA, this whole stupid "controversy" will disappear and the league can go back to flying Spirit Airlines once the CC "boost" fades away.
  22. I'm concerned this thread has devolved into a discussion of which sport has hotter chicks. we need to do better Surly 1.) Women of both sports have a lot to offer if you would choose to look past their looks and consider other aspects of their lives like their work in the communities and their dogged determination to overcome obstacles that perhaps men never even have to face. 2.) Anybody claiming the WNBA can match the professional women's tennis circuit on average attractiveness has a water buffalo fetish.
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