Everything posted by Blotto
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Gwenyth Paltrow's Vagina Smell for the masses
I regret not buying a couple of those when they dropped. Something that is that godawful bizarre was always gonna become a collectors item. It was a no brainer. However, I guess you'd probably want to turn them over pretty quick. It would suck to die, and then have your unknowing family uncover your stash of snizz candles. Also, this would not have been my first guess
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Business jet crashes in San Diego, multiple fatalities
I doubt it. The article I posted says he owned a flight school, and another article from the BBC had the following
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Ha! I just saw Douche-Rod sitting under the basket. I forgot he's a T'wolves owner now. Even more reason to enjoy this shit.
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Jim Irsay OD’d and had to be revived with narcan in December
He always struck me as a gigantic tool, but the city/fanbase seems to be bummed about it. Probably had a pretty eventful 65 years getting handed an NFL franchise at a young age.
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Business jet crashes in San Diego, multiple fatalities
https://apnews.com/article/plane-crash-san-diego-a4b2317b8ad16689cc61ed1144b27bd5 Music agent owned the plane and had a pilots license...
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2025 Thread of the Rains
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PGA Tour 2025
How dominant is Scottie these days? After the first round today, he's sitting in a tie for 20th at -2, five strokes off the lead. Here's the live betting odds for tournament winner. Pak is the leader at -7. Hideki (OWGR #7) and Spieth are both just one stroke back of Scottie, lulz. I realize Hideki hasnt been playing his best lately, but greater than 40-1 seems crazy seeing as how he's one stroke behind Scottie and he has already won this year. Probably throw a small wager that way. Shit, I might do the same on Hossler as well as he's in second at -4.
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Pro-Palestinian Nutjob Shoots and Kills Two Israeli Diplomats in D.C.
If one flavor is a cult, they all are. LMAO at picking and choosing which sky fairy tale is proper.
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Trump’s America
lulz, f'n Rocko could probably eviscerate that stupid fucking twat in a debate.
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BYU QB - Soaking it all in, without consent
Your likely 2026 Baylor starting QB
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Caitlin Clark …. Seriously
Well your mom kicks all kinds of ass, man.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Fuck yeah,Indy....helluva a game.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Holy shit. Most overrated indeed
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Hey Steel Shank!
There's a lot of meat left on that bone. I trust you acted on matters appropriately.
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Waiting for the sky to fall (Catch all tornado thread)
These dorks crack me up. They did successfully shoot a probe right into it.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
- NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Listening to the Minny players in the postgame, they are making a hell of a lot fewer excuses than @MNLonghornFUKM is. They know they got whipped in the 2nd half.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
You would think at least a couple of the 5000 lawyers on this board would recognize this as an opportunity to get their dick sucked.- 2025 Thread of the Rains
Yup. Coming up on the 10 year anniversary of that shit-fest in Wimberly. And fuck, how was that 10 years ago?- 2025 Thread of the Rains
- this Andrew Tate dickhead
I wouldn't wager a lot of money on her not having a cock.- NCAA Hoops 2025-26
Are they going to have to launch another investigation?- Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
Sen. Strom Thurmond: I agree with Senator Heflin. Yeah, that’s right! The women like something with more stories and costumes, that’ll transport ’em to another place and time. That’s right! Women don’t like close-ups of oversized genitalia! That’s just never gonna turn ’em on!- Caitlin Clark …. Seriously
Wait til this guy learns that the internet is full of scissoring videos, many with actual hot chicks rather than "WNBA hot" chicks.- New (?) University in Austin
- NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
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