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Blotto

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  1. Its gonna be a 5* shitshow exiting that stadium
  2. It would be miserable to be those cops, lulz. Chasing frenzied soccer fans all over that stadium.
  3. No fucking way he only played 9 this morning.
  4. Sweet. Lets get a transfer portal up and running and talk to the man.
  5. It took awhile to get through all 28 pages of this thread, but congrats on posting the most inaccurate take on here. You can give MNLonghornFUKM an extra 15 IQ points and he still won't sniff 90. Not quite Rocko stupid, but not far from it.
  6. That kid just raised the bar. Its like running a sub-3 min mile. I choose that guy for president over the two geriatric fucks running. He gets shit done.
  7. I know Reynolds cant buy the federation, but I am curious if there is something that prohibits the federation from soliciting donations from wealthy Americans. Do you mean individuals cant donate money?
  8. Almanac says the average temp should by 96 today. 10 day looking solid with no 100's. And most importantly, lows are in the mid 70's in the morning. Last year it seemed it was in the low 80's every morning. Sure it's warm out, but its Texas in July. We're even ahead of average rainfall for the year. So far, no fucking complaints about this summer.
  9. Its amusing to me that money is ever even mentioned when it comes to a coaching hire. The US is the richest nation on earth by far, and you're telling me that we cant find the money to fund a top flight coach for the national team? Dog shit college football programs like A&M will eat a $75M bill to fire a coach. Monty Williams got $78M to coach one year for the fucking Pistons. Livvy Dunne's perfect ass is making $3.5M per year, and she'd probably 10X that figure if she showed her asshole. We cant find a few billionaires to chip in for this hire? Whoever runs the fundraising program for this festering shit-pile of a federation might be the most inept person in the group. If no top flight coach is interested because of politics, etc....I wouldn't be happy, but I would understand. But letting money be the stumbling block to hiring that coach if he is interested is a head scratcher. Say we have to pay the mens AND womens coach $20M-$30M per year total. Thats what a washed NBA veteran like James Harden makes. We cant swing that? Fuck, let Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney buy the damn federation.
  10. Seems like as good a thread as any for this. Just watching the video made we want to take a dump. No non-Polynesian country will ever out-fat the USA
  11. "Should"....yeah, but it wont. With our populace he'd have better luck promising to fund 3 hours nightly of "Ouch My Balls" on network TV.
  12. Everybody sit down. I'll spoiler the update so nobody accidentally falls over in shock before sitting down... Extremely concerning. I thought that Aug 8 date was a sure thing.
  13. Yeah.... she must be beautiful have many orifices.
  14. No problem, I went with TexasTunaCan#2024.
  15. The thing with Zion is that he got 3X more youtube/social media hype due to all of his highlight reel dunks. The recruiting analysts might have liked those other guys better, but I guarantee you that Zion was better known to the casual college basketball fan than all the others. Nobody was watching Nassir Little or Bol Bol highlights on youtube.
  16. When your primary source of income is determined by how many people click on links to hear your bullshit about college football, hyping aggy seems like one of the easier ways to get a raise. Those goofy fucks probably just bought him a lake house.
  17. I'm still a little lost on how his wife hands over an AMEX for a purchase without agreeing to sign up for a store card, the card is swiped for that purchase, she receives a receipt with the purchase transaction details and somehow that charge never hits the AMEX account tied to that card. It doesn't add up. There are some major credibility issues here, and frankly I'm now starting to have doubts that OP can, in fact, slaughter a pack of wolves with his bare hands.
  18. Between the spectrum outage and Surly being down, its taking far more effort than usual to fuck off today.
  19. They just have to plug the extension cord back in.
  20. "And I'm not sure why his pants are around his ankles. If we get to the bottom of that, we may just solve this mystery"
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