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Blotto

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  1. Onyema channeling his inner Panama Myers
  2. I dig these script Texas jerseys a lot.
  3. Enjoy him while we've got em boys. That smoove sonofabitch is heading to the league* soon. *Pokemon league
  4. I like how they keep referring to two teams with records so poor we're in the playoffs game as "heavyweights"
  5. Just paid. I'll send pics later when I have access to my laptop.
  6. probably on pornhub
  7. Fans are always gonna be pissed when a player leaves their team for more money (FANatic). That fact that Jeff Teague couldnt sag his pants after a big win isnt going to change that reality. Owners and management get plenty of hate as well (see the Dallas Mavericks). Plenty of douchebags to go around in the NBA and its not limited to just players, just management, or just owners.
  8. which likely outweigh Bevo's dumps.
  9. "Fucking Sweet! Can we get the ones with cajun seasoning? Oh fuck.....you're talking about our next basketball coach?" Did they get him confused with the current Drake coach and somehow fuck this up? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
  10. I pity anybody that makes the decision as to whether or not they wish to attend college in West f'n Virginia based on the NCAA tournament. I figure you're either into fucking hillbilly's and toothpaste optional campuses or you're not.
  11. "That was neat. Oh well, I guess we'll all just go back to swimming at this here swimming hole. See you guys next week in the "horrible ways to die" thread."
  12. Saw this graph of the 68 tourney teams on reddit earlier. I see ya shaka......right in the quadrant I expected you to be.
  13. That porky little fuck wont do a thing. This is just grandstanding for the meth-addled, trailer park yokels that make up his voting base. I remember meatball Ron getting his twat all twisted when FSU missed the CFP and holding a fiery press conference announcing he was setting aside $1M of taxpayer money to go towards a lawsuit. Guess who never sued. That money probably just paid for more stripper boots so he could continue to see over the press podium.
  14. Probably just easier to issue an executive order stipulating Tesla no longer is required to report financials as a matter of national security. Elon will however give quarterly updates on the spectacular success of FSD, his baby mama counts, and his latest conquests playing Path of Exile 2.
  15. And by fruit basket, I assume you mean dragging his nutsack all over buzz's face. Because thats what we do when we face little brother. Its a gas!
  16. The aftermath of that game was awesome. Such a fun night for a drunk fuck freshman.
  17. I thought less than 25% of our national debt is foreign owned, and only about 2% owned by China. Hardly gonna fix the problem.
  18. If we get the call for the play-in, we should 100% start March Manning. The marketing/NIL alone would be worth it. It's not like we're throwing away a chance at the nat'l championship.
  19. Everything will probably have burned by then. I was out on my bike earlier this afternoon for a ride. the difference in smoke/air quality from when I started til when i finished was noticeable. I was actually surprised the fire wasnt closer to town when I checked online to see what was burning.
  20. Yup. Any out of pocket repair work that you have done at Tesla facilities puts money in that human buttplug's pocket. Hell, with the marked up replacement part prices Tesler charges, you're funding that dude even if you have work done at a 3rd party shop. Fuck funding that psycho.
  21. I figured Pitino would do well there, but not this well. Dude knows ball. Been a long time since the days of winning basketball and ugly sweaters for St Johns 50-17 now after todays win.
  22. That would be a fitting accomplishment to wind down the RT era. Those fucking losses to SC and OU were so pathetic, I honestly wont even be mad. If you are seriously arguing over whether or not you should squeeze into the last 4 of 68 teams, who the fuck cares? Lunardi likes rape meatball subs Colorado State.
  23. checked out the texags game thread for the lulz. Someone dropped the highlight video queued up to the top of the 9th. The announcers comment about Rudis as he entered the game is f'n funny. And then they switch to the bama manlet rounding 2nd base in his Mr T starter kit. Followed up by another HR. And then the frisbee comment.
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