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Blotto

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  1. Meh. The comment by itself, while factually accurate, is pretty lame and Potter deserves to catch some shit for it. But pro golfers live in a sheltered world if that's the worst they hear from fans. It was a Tuesday practice round, for fucks sake. And Rory for some reason feels he is entitled to just take a guys phone? As far as golf being a gentleman's game, I can promise much much worse things will be directed at the Europeans during this summer's Ryder Cup, and everyone will think its just good ole american patriotism. USA USA USA. TLDR Rory is a f'n bitch these days. I used to like the guy, but now find myself actively rooting for him to melt down in all majors, just for the lulz. And if thats all it takes to get his cunt inflamed, I'll be surprised if he does win another major. He has the physical talent still obviously, but his mental game is a fucking mess. Bitch Made.
  2. Rumor has it Tesler had to halt cybertruck sales because the glue holding the stainless steel panels onto the piece of shit is failing. What a laughable fucking disaster that thing is.
  3. Yeah that dude better get used to Amtrak and Greyhound.
  4. Rick is f'n toast, and he knows it. Legendary playoff choker vs playoff wizard extraordinaire. I expect to see a lot of this Just don't hurt him too badly RT. He once did good things here.
  5. That mofo makes Brock Cunningham seem sluggish/lazy. When he plays we get several extra possessions. Those are invaluable in post season ball when every game can be your last. Yeah, his offensive game is shit, but the other 4 dudes need to pick up his slack there and let the chaos ensure.
  6. How long before Tiger claims that try as he might, he just cant beat her old FIL on the course. You try beating somebody that had 5 aces on the day. https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/13/tiger-woods-dating-vanessa-trump/ Perfect addition to that family, lulz. He'll probably replace Jr in the holiday photos.
  7. RT's got a full minute to fuck this up, yet.
  8. That is the essence of what it means to be aggy.
  9. I legit worried that Shedrick was gonna jam that right into the rim for the loss.
  10. Its always hard to let them go. But its not fair to keep them alive any longer. We're just being selfish.
  11. Masterful play call. I'll need to watch it a few more times to pick up on all the subtle genius. But damn, you know it when you see it.
  12. is there anybody else you would want dialing up the magic?
  13. Shedrick might be the biggest pussy to ever suit up for Texas
  14. He sort of looks like the byproduct of a night of passion between Jensen and Lisa after a few too many cocktails at a CES afterparty. Buckle up haterz, we're heading to the moon.🚀🚀🚀
  15. Name a better "lost 8 of our last 12 games" team, sir.
  16. Looks like we got us a turd judging contest.
  17. I'll take Surly circle jerks for $500, Alex. Also, this supposedly appeared on Cesar Chavez St here in town.
  18. still got it after all these years
  19. That's a lot of allsups
  20. I dig the banana peel on the dash. You never know when Bowser will be charging hard on your six.
  21. UCF ties it up with 0:10 to go. Fuck KU KJ Adams steps on the baseline, turns it over. UCF with 4 seconds to win it
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