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Blotto

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  1. I think that's supposed to read "brown eye"
  2. Deion has worn me out, but those two can play. Hunter is something else.
  3. somewhere Coach O is coked up in a hot tub, sucking on some coed's tittays, laughing his ass off.
  4. The Whiskey and Wine post game show after the game should be a fucking riot. TBob or whatever the fuck his name is will be losing his shit.
  5. legit laughing that they played Wiggy ahead of this guy most of the year. What the fuck were they thinking?
  6. I've seen a couple of baby back bitches today predict a loss vs aggy. Hell, I hope we come into the game a 2 TD underdog, because the moneyline bet will be that much sweeter. We aint losing to those fucknuts.
  7. Lulz at that corndog two rows behind joining in on the dipshittery. Must be trying to score some aggy pussy.
  8. He'd eat 40 of em, if you bust out some syrup.
  9. I almost murdered a dude last week at HEB. dude cruises through the express line to get a couple of packs of smokes. Several minutes later when the checker finally makes it back, he busts out his change purse and starts counting coins. Unfortunately he didn't have a real strong grasp of how to count the coins he likely spent all day accumulating.
  10. Jesus Christ, pull your nuts out of your asshole. Sark wins the game because they are fucking aggy.
  11. Even the slapdicks realize whats coming their way
  12. How much sand can you pack in your cunt?
  13. If you gotta show the reply 15 times and you still aren't sure, it aint indisputable
  14. I just expect every penalty on offense is on his dumb ass.
  15. "opens up Tim Beck's entire playbook".....lulz
  16. Its early yet, we'll have to see how they weather the storm once Bronny goes down to the G League.
  17. Calipari's boys are face-fucking Self's squad right now in an exhibition. On the SEC network if you wanna check out some college hoops.
  18. I'll take milkmen glory hole attire for $300, Alex.
  19. Blotto

    Austin FC

    Wait....did they just fire their HC with a MLS winning percentage of ~34%, only to hire another HC that was just fired for having a MLS winning percentage of ~36%? Lulz.
  20. Here's a blast from the past, one of the OG stonks on this thread. UAVS popped up on the best performing stocks today (up 50%), and I was actually surprised that they were still in business. After looking at their chart since the insanity of '21, it would appear things have been trending poorly. I still laugh at the thought that Amazon was gonna partner with these chucklefucks when Amazon had already invested in their own drone delivery business to the tune of like $30B. This quote from the new CEO after their most recent 50:1 split a couple of days ago is fantastic: Keep on stonkin', sir.
  21. yeah, I think everyone knew this was coming, but it looks like the time is here. They were fun as fuck to watch last year, and that hasnt changed.
  22. Just got back for the evening. This nugs/okc game is the first of the season that I give a shit about. Just smoked a bowl, poured a cocktail, and settled into the couch....feels good.
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