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Blotto

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  1. It was a savvy move for Trev to throw in ”his and her" refrigerators to close the deal.
  2. Exactly. I'll watch the playoffs because it's college football, and the last of it for 7 months, but since Texas won't be playing I don't really give a fuck who wins. Watching aggy hilariously shit their pants on the national stage will be a nice bonus.
  3. I'm not even sure BTC has an art director, and BTC is a pretty big deal. https://texitcoin.org/Meet-the-Team.html#carousel_9656 Bunch of straight shooters running the show. I feel like you can trust them.
  4. I wonder how many of that group have blocked his number by now
  5. Eat a fucking dick, chiefs. Huge win for the broncos.
  6. If only we had austin peay's NIL budget.
  7. Its the new age of FU PayMe college athlete. They are no longer amateurs, and they think differently about shit. Its just a different sport than I was on campus. Gardere was probably getting paid in pitchers.
  8. Probably a former corp turd. Officer Neidermeyer
  9. Who gives a fuck? When was the last superbowl they actually won? those fucking dorks will be so wound up they will probably shit themselves in the tunnel.
  10. As amusing as the meltdowns would have been, I don't hate A&M rolling into Austin undefeated. 1.) it gives me a shot to bet the ML on Texas as an underdog. 2.) Ruining their undefeated season by tea bagging them on national television as the entire country watches will become one of the high water marks in the long history of our series. With a little luck, maybe we can play them again in the SEC championship game and get a shot at inflicting generational trauma in CS. Its no coincidence that Jonestown, Guyana was officially known as the The Peoples Temple Agricultural Project.
  11. The fur will be flying in CS tonight.
  12. Lulz, he was SEC corch of the year in '24 so they just extended him. Deep down they know they will never be consistently competitive in the SEC, they don't have the money. Firing Beamer in this years coaching market and dumping $30 mil on his buyout will just make it worse. They just have to learn to be happy with the occasional 2024 season.
  13. I remember several weeks ago, his name kept coming up in reference to the Va Tech job, largely because of daddy. I think we can safely put those rumors to rest.
  14. I saw your post, went back and negged him out of principle.
  15. Aggy crapping the bed, the carpet, and the curtains on the very morning word leaks out that fatty's contract extension will make him a top 5 coach is peak aggy. It gets no more aggy. Bravo!
  16. Gigem's bluffing. No way he's going back to the end of that long ass line.
  17. Steph still out there torching fools at the age of 37 (9/17 3FG). By the time most NBA players retire, I'm already well past giving a shit. There's very few I will actually miss watching play. When that dude gets hot, it never gets old.
  18. Looks like that might be expensive.
  19. Clemson will not be defined by their record! They will be defined by the friends they made along the way!
  20. This game is just crawling now
  21. I think we all know whats going to happen here
  22. This is riveting stuff.
  23. Just did it again. He's making that clemson DB his bitch.
  24. Yup, Jim Davis will be sucking Abbot's cock like his bonus depends on it, and it probably does.
  25. Hard to say whether those figures are accurate or not as Netflix looks a little low to me which is why I ultimately dropped it. but college and pro sports are in an inflationary supercyle themselves (NIL, salaries of pro players and coaches, new facilities, etc...) and one of the main ways they seek to pay for that is to encourage bidding wars every time their media contracts comes up for renewal. College fans want the best players, the best coaches, and the best facilities, but that all comes at a cost and your cable/streaming bill is a major contributor that helps pay for the ridiculous spending frenzy. ESPN's previous SEC media deal was about 155 million dollars a year. The lastest SEC media deal is 300 million a year. That's why Texas changed conferences....they desperately need that money. But its a little disingenuous for fans of those schools to turn around and bitch about the networks that absorb those price increases and then raise their prices in response. No free rides when the entire economy seems to be in an inflationary bubble. Its all interconnected and probably due for a hard reset, which I wont hate. Paying fucking meathead coaches $10M a year has its downsides. And its not like ESPN is more profitable now than it was 10 years ago. I had ChatGPT do the legwork because I aint digging through 10 years of disney earning reports....
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