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  1. Gourmand
    You guys should just go ahead and place big money bets on Arlington tonight. You cannot lose.
  2. Gourmand
    You assholes need this right now
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    it doesn't in a 5-2 game with Montero on the mound you fucking clown. and you know it. that game was over before he came to bat. Adolis is Yasiel Puig 2.0
  4. Gourmand
    Adolis had four Ks before a grand slam that was preceded by the Astros failing to capitalize on the bases loaded in the 8th he had no role in this game tonight
  5. Gourmand
    definition of a frontrunner clown do it when it matters
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    It sucks to lose tonight but this series isn't over. FUCK ALL YALL NEGATIVE NANCY PANTS MOTHERFUCKERS This season has been a roller coaster with injuries and dipshittery where the pitching went hot and the bats went cold and then the bats went hot and the pitching stunk. The Astros shit the bed against terrible teams late in the season and we were all mostly resigned to just getting in as a wild card and then seeing what happpens. Lo and behold, we win out at Arizona and win the division title after trailing in the standings all year and here we are, one huge win away from a fifth trip to the World Series in eight seasons. This is not the time for shriveling, this is the time for manifesting all that bullshit negativity into dynastic greatness.
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    Keep talking shit if you must but....... REMEMBER. WHO. WE. ARE.
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    It won't because it never is.
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    of course. i was shocked that he was PH for Pena in that situation and thought it was bizarre old school righty/lefty thinking by Dusty. But my post was about my fingers and toes crossed hopes and prayers of a magical baseball moment for a dude who's had quite the roller coaster ride and had an opportunity to etch a memory for fanbase that's been blessed with quite a few great ones the last seven years. baseball, man. alas.......
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    Nah Dusty wasn't expecting him to just walk, he was expecting him to hit an xbh
  12. Gourmand
    Bring Mike Fast back.
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    aside from the no duh obviousness of it as a homer fan, I really really wanted to see Singleton come through in that huge moment just for his career arc. I was practically shitting myself with nervousness, I can't imagine how a hyped prospect with his rise and fall and return back to MLB as a 31 year old journeyman minor leaguer was ready for the enormity of it. Baseball is a game of failure, sucks that he wasn't able to be the successful side for that one at bat. Part of me thinks Dusty ran him out there for similar sentiments.....
  14. Gourmand
    wut
  15. Gourmand
    It's true. I love Dream and Earl but Altuve is next-level clutch.
  16. Gourmand
    He's also a Dodgers fan so it makes sense that he's a fucking moron.
  17. Gourmand
    helo saying he's a Yankee fan because "pizza" is the funniest shit on this site since @NowThis. some epic responses too. looking at you @DaysOff and @formermav43 I'm dead.
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    Jose Altuve is the Tom Brady of MLB. For all the superstars the organization has lost to free agency and the roster turnover since the beginning of this generational dynasty, Jose Altuve has been a constant and the leadership he's grown into is a huge reason this team keeps winning baseball games every October. The moment the cameras captured him going over to Singleton in the dugout after his homer to chest bump Singleton on working a walk to set the table for him exemplifies everything about Altuve's greatness in leadership. The Astros keep winning because they created a culture of expecting to win and keeping their cool when the moment gets big, and there's no one better at doing that than Jose Altuve. GOAT. LEGEND. We are so blessed to call him ours.
  19. Gourmand
    fuck all that indeed. this is no time for bothsides bullshit.
  20. Gourmand
    Here's how it's done, Rangers fans. No slow walk out of the box. No bat slam. No grandiose stomping on home plate, no Joe Kelly/Marcus Semien clown face. The GOAT delivered ANOTHER EPIC MOMENT in the top of the ninth of an October playoff game and shoved it deep up your asses and made y'all cry like a bitch but acted like it was Tuesday. Sucks to be you.
  21. Gourmand
    right, I was commenting initially on his HR antics that preceded the brouhaha.
  22. Gourmand
    In the 6th inning of a two-run game! And then tops it with his stupidity in the 8th. What a total clown. Take that L motherfuckers!
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    Man, FUCK YOU Adolis Garcia and FUCK THE ARLINGTON RANGERS. What a dumbass motherfucker. Take your base, assclown. Compare his antics in the fucking 6th inning of a two run game vs the GOAT hitting a go-ahead three-run jack and coolly rounding the bases like it was a routine moment and you know why the Rangers are fucking losers and the Astros keep winning October baseball games.
  24. Gourmand
    I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, none of this is real and Jose Altuve is living in his own baseball movie and we're all just extras in the background.
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