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Gourmand

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  1. It's true. I love Dream and Earl but Altuve is next-level clutch.
  2. He's also a Dodgers fan so it makes sense that he's a fucking moron.
  3. helo saying he's a Yankee fan because "pizza" is the funniest shit on this site since @NowThis. some epic responses too. looking at you @DaysOff and @formermav43 I'm dead.
  4. Jose Altuve is the Tom Brady of MLB. For all the superstars the organization has lost to free agency and the roster turnover since the beginning of this generational dynasty, Jose Altuve has been a constant and the leadership he's grown into is a huge reason this team keeps winning baseball games every October. The moment the cameras captured him going over to Singleton in the dugout after his homer to chest bump Singleton on working a walk to set the table for him exemplifies everything about Altuve's greatness in leadership. The Astros keep winning because they created a culture of expecting to win and keeping their cool when the moment gets big, and there's no one better at doing that than Jose Altuve. GOAT. LEGEND. We are so blessed to call him ours.
  5. fuck all that indeed. this is no time for bothsides bullshit.
  6. Here's how it's done, Rangers fans. No slow walk out of the box. No bat slam. No grandiose stomping on home plate, no Joe Kelly/Marcus Semien clown face. The GOAT delivered ANOTHER EPIC MOMENT in the top of the ninth of an October playoff game and shoved it deep up your asses and made y'all cry like a bitch but acted like it was Tuesday. Sucks to be you.
  7. right, I was commenting initially on his HR antics that preceded the brouhaha.
  8. In the 6th inning of a two-run game! And then tops it with his stupidity in the 8th. What a total clown. Take that L motherfuckers!
  9. Man, FUCK YOU Adolis Garcia and FUCK THE ARLINGTON RANGERS. What a dumbass motherfucker. Take your base, assclown. Compare his antics in the fucking 6th inning of a two run game vs the GOAT hitting a go-ahead three-run jack and coolly rounding the bases like it was a routine moment and you know why the Rangers are fucking losers and the Astros keep winning October baseball games.
  10. I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, none of this is real and Jose Altuve is living in his own baseball movie and we're all just extras in the background.
  11. framber is gonna shove
  12. Currently listening to the radio pbp archived call with Ford and Sparks. My dopamine high still hasn't faded. I was working during the game last night and only got to catch bits and pieces but was following along for most of it. I wished I'd been at home online with you beautiful assholes watching in real time because that was a game for the ages. What an epic moment the GOAT delivered and what an epic call by Robert Ford.
  13. Agreed. Just win one game. Then focus on winning the next.
  14. Correct, this lineup has its hands full today against playoff Eovaldi. Imperative to work the count and hopefully he misses his spots early to keep Astros hitters in a favorable position and maybe scratch a run or two and get into their bullpen.
  15. Did you see Harper staring down Arcia!?!?
  16. Congrats Rangers fans on your team making the ALCS! I mean that sincerely. Now I want you all to close your eyes, take a deep breath and exhale slowly as you remember that feeling y'all had on that last Leclerc strikeout. Now imagine that happening SEVEN STRAIGHT SEASONS OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL. And then winning the pennant in four of those seasons, followed by two World Series titles. And all of it was built on organizational greatness, player development, and a culture of kicking everyone's ass and not just bought with massive free agent signings of 30+ year old stars from other teams. Y'all deserve your fun this week because you've had a great season, but you ain't shit compared to the Houston Astros. DYNASTY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! Now kindly go fuck yourselves with Helo's Aaron Judge dildo.
  17. Any of you assholes going to Mimic Maid park for game 3 or 4?
  18. @Wulaw Horn maybe you can suck on it?
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