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weather looks like it could be a problem for Uncle Mike launchpad

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Brantley is supposed to start a rehab assignment this afternoon in Sugar Land. With Whitley on the mound for the Space Cowboys,

After 21 gms the 2023 team has the same 11-10 record as the 2022 team. This stretch of the season last year was when they dropped two straight to even their record at .500, fell 3.5 gms out of first (their farthest behind all year) then went on that 11-gm winning streak to start May and never really looked back. Now is a good time to go on another tear like that and put the Rangers in our rearview mirror.

Btw all you Maton haters can suck his fat one

Bottom of the order tonight getting it done!. Julks/Diaz/Meyers were a combined 5-for-11 with 3 runs scored, 1 BB, and 1 RBI/ I was Team Dirden after S/T but Julks proved me wrong for overlooking him. He's kicking ass right now and needs to play more.

if this team ever gets to .500, watch out Rangers!

this thread had quite a shift in one inning

Abreu flashing the Yuli glove

Is Cavan Biggio done?

Those mitts are getting sillier and sillier Keep talkin shit on Luis!

the next Kendra Sunderland

this applies to yelp/google reviews of restaurants times eleventy billion "Came in on a recent Friday night and no one greeted me at the host stand for twelve seconds blah blah blah WE WON'T BE COMING BACK!!!" Ok cool bye. Just don't come back, no one cares about your pronouncement.

It would really be something if Jairo Solis actually panned out considering how long he occupied a 40-man spot as a teenager and beyond. He's still young (23) and has time to develop but his walk rate is atrocious.

I called this move years ago. This mfer has always mimicked Drellich, not surprised he went there.

Meyers is the 2023 edition of Surly's April 2022 Goodrum

We lost our first game to the Rangers last year as well. Can't win the WS without losing that game to Arlington first!

Here's the full 76-pg document the court released yesterday detailing Perry's social media and texting activities. Anyone defending this guy is defending a classic red-pilled incel pedo loser who was obsessed with right-wing political memes and thought often about how to hypothetically kill those he viewed as his political opponents and get away with it. A lot of conversation with his level-headed facebook friend about what would constitute a "good shoot". Some of his family and friends admonished him for saying crazy shit online even though many of them had similar viewpoints. https://www.scribd.com/document/638145231/Court-filing-in-Daniel-Perry-case The funniest part is on pg 6: Enchantress: "You started being racist first." Outgoing message (Perry): "You said my face looked like mash potatoes you might as well called me a lard ass with a face so ugly it looks like a bowl of potato's." Enchantress: "Calling someone mash potato isn't racist." Enchantress: "YOU actually started calling me racist names." Enchantress: "I don't call you mash potatoes to offend you! You called me names to offend me!" Enchantress: "You wanted to hurt my feelings! Otherwise you wouldn't have said those names." Enchantress: "After you started being racist so did I." Enchantress: "You shared to be racist and until you apologize we are breaking up." Outgoing message: "Look I don't want to lose you but calling me a mash potato is where I draw the line."

Reminder that their record at the end of April 2022 was 11-10. Definitely trending that way, or worse, for April 2023. Can this team reel off an 11-gm winning streak like they did early last May and then finish May with a 32-18 overall record?

hmmm that is weird. did Chas get cross with Dusty?

BOOOOOM

Fucking Adolis