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  1. Gourmand
    Helo is like that married husband who wants to take the whole thing up the ass in a fancy hotel room but settles for a handy in the bathroom at Buddy's. His obsession is obvious and he so badly wants to be an Astros fan but he just can't come out of the closet to admit who he is.
  2. Gourmand
    Maldy wouldve gunned down Harper
  3. Gourmand
    There is no team more battle-tested than the Houston Astros and before tonight's game they should have been up 2-1 after outplaying Philly in the first two games and it took Philly teeing off on LMJ's tipping hole to beat the shit out of us last night. We're four-time ALCS champs for a good reason. Some of yall forget that too easily.
  4. Gourmand
    All you pussies whining yesterday need to recognize who the fuck you were shitting on. The Houston Astros aren't rolling over down 2-1.
  5. Gourmand
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Gourmand
    fify Chrisitian Javier is such a fucking boss
  7. Gourmand
    he's not, he's been hitting opposite field but finding Nick Benillanos
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  9. Gourmand
    and seriously, WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?!??! IT DON"T MEAN SHIT RIGHT NOW. Just win this game. And then win two more.
  10. Gourmand
    as is the Astros radio broadcast. they've said those verboten words multiple times.
  11. Gourmand
    obv we're not gonna score every inning but these last series of at bats have not been great.
  12. Gourmand
    well done
  13. Gourmand
    how bout dem Philly fans right now?????
  14. Gourmand
    exactly what I was thinking
  15. Gourmand
    man i don't a fuckin shit about none of that stuff right now it's the motherfucking World Series. I will happily break every superstition about that if it brings home the W.
  16. Gourmand
    I don;t want them to see Brown too many times
  17. Gourmand
    he already has his way with your wife so thank you for that
  18. Gourmand
    Let's just win one inning at a time. Cmon Stros keep battling.
  19. Gourmand
    I literally love Ford and Sparks too
  20. Gourmand
    in fairness that was a good at bat cmon now. and he pulled one foul that was close to a double.
  21. Gourmand
    shut your whore hole
  22. Gourmand
    FUCK ALLL YALLLLLLLL BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! BREAK THiS SHIT OPEN
  23. Gourmand
    FUCKKKKKK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  24. Gourmand
    NOW DO PHILLY!!!!
  25. Gourmand
    stfu we are going to win

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