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Fudge Nuggets

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  1. Point of order, saving lives is absolutely NOT what our military is all about. As a matter of fact, it's all about killing fuckers.
  2. I doubt they were going to fork over the Biden money for anything whether or not the weirdos spouted off in the council meetings.
  3. I'm not digging into this guy's past because I give zero fucks; but I wonder what his convictions were for. From what I recall, Canada ain't letting you in with any felony convictions including DUI. G7 and the like should start hosting all their hootenannies in Canada so the dotard can't show up and fuck everything to bolivia.
  4. No, but Bangkok has one. I got a buddy that loves going there and I'm like; bro, why? Just across the street is Nana Plaza and ifykyk.
  5. I would like to hear it. Hurry up 😀
  6. In a sudden announcement following his wife’s equally surprising divorce filing, Ken Paxton today announced he is suspending his Senate campaign for undisclosed reasons.
  7. KL is stocked. All different varieties for every taste.
  8. I don’t know what he had in mind, but he was asking the jury pool if they knew how to estimate the speed of a vehicle based on the speed of your own vehicle.
  9. A couple of doctors here in The Woodlands got arrested for over $90MM in Medicare fraud. They’re free on bail pending trial, even the one with the Mexican last name. I figured they would have kept him locked up or shipped him off to South Sudan. White doctor skating wasn’t a surprise.
  10. Maybe you should.
  11. My latest summons was a few months ago for a drug possession case. Based on the potential juror questioning, it became apparent that the defendant was going to pursue an illegal search defense strategy. He (doing his own defense) asked the pool if we knew anything about physics. Sounded like the cops pulled him over for “speeding” even though it was based only on the cop pacing him. My engineer ass got cut real quick. I was kind of hoping to get picked to see how it all played out especially if it became obvious Deputy Dog fucked up the original stop.
  12. Strike the people that know more about something than anyone else in the room. Great idea.
  13. No wonder the legal system is turbo fucked.
  14. Did Hot Wheels show up with his fake podium panel in front of his sled again? I refuse to watch any of his performative nonsense.
  15. I called him the helo of oil price predictions. He didn't like that.
  16. @rexkramer had his account scrubbed when his old lady decided to ditch him.
  17. I thought the bruin was white?
  18. That judge will be in jail before sundown.
  19. Remember when there were posters that claimed Roberts’ main concern was maintaining the legitimacy of the Supreme Court? They are quiet now.
  20. I turned my alerts off last year when I was awoken at 3:30 in the AM by the loudest damn alert known to man. All because someone near El Paso (I believe, don't remember) took a shot at a cop over there. I'm in the Houston area; not like I'm going to roll out of bed and do anything about it. After the recent tragedy I got to thinking that maybe I ought to turn alerts back on just in case some life-threatening weather situation rolls up; but I forgot to do it. Based on this most recent Blue Alert I'm glad I didn't. We have tornado sirens in the general vicinity so I'll take my chances.
  21. Nah, she was an overpaid figurehead. Hell, she didn’t even receive the turkey baster as far as we know.
  22. Two years? Feels like she’s been there stealing a salary for a decade.
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