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Fudge Nuggets

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  1. Omar Little in triple jump for Italy.
  2. “Handoff Coach” should be fired.
  3. It made my eyes bleed. I’m half surprised the Chinese didn’t win just to really rub salt in the wounds.
  4. Fucking shit handoffs. Can we not practice that shit?
  5. No, the tape some of the runners are wearing when they walk out onto the track. Half of them drop it there at the locker room exit.
  6. That Chinagirl is a dude. Our girl would fuck us up too.
  7. Ain’t got nothing on vintage Flo-Jo.
  8. Guy I'm keeping my eye on in the triple jump is the young man from Jamaica, Jaydon Hibbert. He's the NCAA all-time record holder, world U-20 record holder (set when he was in high school). He was 5th in qualifying round, but his season's best has been up there with some of the favorites. Like I said, no expectations for him to win; but a slight outside shot at a medal.
  9. Didn’t watch it, have no idea what an exclusion is but that’s not going to stop me from saying the refs fucked us.
  10. Imagine being a bad as canoer, qualifying for the Olympics in glitzy Los Angeles then being shipped off to Oklahoma. Also, what’s the betting line that the gymnastics arena has a different name by 2028?
  11. Snoop has to do a bit on this, because LBC.
  12. “Donald John Trump, boy you is cruising’ for a bruisin’. Don’t you keep on lyin’ like that and make me walk over there and slap the shit out you.” If you know, you know. Throw in a hair flip and head bob for full effect.
  13. That’s exactly what the old regime would have done. Fuck that, she needs to scold him like the spoiled brat that he is. No one is going to go looking up a fact check site during or after the debate, but everyone is going to remember what it’s like to get tore up by your mom when you got caught lying.
  14. I think there's still blindfold diving, synchronized blindfold diving, mixed doubles blindfold diving, stand on one foot diving, stand on one foot blindfold diving, mixed doubles stand on one foot diving, etc. i.e. lot of diving medals still out there for the Chinamens.
  15. Dream Team would out physical these guys so bad. This year's team would be grabbing their pussies halfway through the first quarter. Refs and home cooking might make this gold medal matchup a bit interesting.
  16. A couple of sassy finger snaps would get him to stroke out.
  17. He’s broke so the check does no good. He’s going to get his ass kicked in the election so no cabinet position either. He has nothing to offer RFKjr.
  18. The FBI pinched a dude with ties to Iran earlier this week. Apparently he tried to hire hitmen to take out multiple politicians from both sides of the aisle. Said hitmen were undercover FBI agents per usual.
  19. This team would get bitch slapped by the Dream Team.
  20. Bol got her ass kicked. Sydney came out with a seriously pissed off look on her face - all business.
  21. Paki unleashed hell with that javelin throw. Indian dude got his work cut out for him.
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