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Fudge Nuggets

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  1. Is he a brown guy? If he is, call ICE on his ass. If not, call 'em anyway and say he's in disguise.
  2. Yeah, no shit Elmo.
  3. Next step is all kids have to be on leashes. Do the black kids have to be in chains?
  4. I wonder if they bothered arresting the driver? You know, the person that actually killed the kud.
  5. He has a black friend or had a black friend. Same difference.
  6. Runs. They score runs in cricket. Ball hits the ground before the boundary that’s four runs. Ball clears the boundary on the fly, that’s six runs. You get one run each time the batsman runs to a wicket. Those are the common ways to score runs. Bowler bowls the ball too far wide, one run. Bowler pitches one up there over the batsman’s head, one run and a free hit on the next ball for the batsman. Fielder overthrows everyone and the ball gets to the boundary, four runs. But my favorite is when the wicketkeeper takes off his helmet and places it way behind him. If the ball somehow hits his lid that’s five runs.
  7. I'm sure one of the 10,000 lawyers on here that do nothing but shit post all day will find time in their busy schedule to help him out.
  8. I'm willing to bet the owners were at his inauguration and his crypto scam conference.
  9. Posters on Ignore: 1. A Euro fascist dipshit. 2. A grocery store mogul trust fund baby 3. A dead guy.
  10. It’s not Harvard’s fault that conservatives are too God damn stupid to get through the hiring process.
  11. NOAA sucks at cooling the Earth's surface. They need their funding yanked.
  12. Last two Presidential elections say otherwise.
  13. Dude, we're going to have a six week reality TV show to find the replacement astronauts that are hardcore and not a bunch of coward ass pussies like the current group. Got it?
  14. Maybe one of the victims will exercise their 2nd amendment rights.
  15. Time for this badass to come out of retirement and follow the dotard every where he goes.
  16. She would get her ass kicked in the election, but at least she would fight them, like really fight them. I could see old dead eye make a snide comment towards her during a debate and the next thing you know, she’s tying back her hair, taking out her earrings and running across the stage to whoop some ass.
  17. Reason #5,823 why I never give to any gofundme shit. It’s all high tech begging and scams.
  18. If I had his money, I'm buying the Yankees and Dodgers and running them in a way that make the Rockies look elite. All home games first pitch at 10:30AM. Major overhaul of uniforms to something that make the Padres City Connect kits look tame. Trade Judge and Ohtani for some single-A bench-warmers and a 2033 18th round draft pick.
  19. Wasn't the last World Cup in Russia? Or was it the one prior? Either way, dumb soccer fans will go anywhere consequences be damned.
  20. Class warfare against the oligarchs and other filthy rich would work.
  21. For every Republican voter that sits out an election or even votes blue, there are enough transplant assholes to make up for them. The crazier those fuckers get, the bigger the margin of victory.
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