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Parliament

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  1. Bezos polled consumers who they want as the next James Bond. https://www.ign.com/articles/bond-ip-slop-and-the-fking-idiots-taking-over-007
  2. Reminder that today is the consumer blackout. Not sure the details but I think we aren’t supposed to buy anything?
  3. MRE’s make a great in-flight meal.
  4. But they're still broke as shit, right? ...right???
  5. If my TSLA shorts come in, I'm buying a high-end .45. Like way high end. What brand/model do I want? Wish Staccato made a .45. Also. How does one purchase TSLA shorts?
  6. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
  7. So basically all of Texas has been exposed to it by now. So 1-(vax rate x efficacy rate) = active measles infections.
  8. *measles outbreak
  9. Junk food. When the poors can no longer afford Mountain Dew/Lightning we'll know for sure #itshappening.
  10. The Fyre Festival Fuckup thread back in 2017 was awesome. A real-time thread of bad things happening to several thousand idiots. Glorious.
  11. Can any walk-in clinic do that?
  12. If another plane just NEEDS to crash...
  13. They're organic and renewable. I fail to see the problem here. So maybe when the Rasputitsa passes, Ukraine can go on a serious offensive? Would be cool to take more Russian territory.
  14. But it'll be available to people who want it?
  15. Sounds like a Country song.
  16. Only makes it worse.
  17. *Begun the font wars have. And come on. Posting as plain text is not hard. Do better.
  18. Welp, been nice knowing you guys. Has Rogan weighed in on this? My first reacting is to say, “Let them die,” and that’s wrong. Lotsa kids out there unvaxxed because their parents are stupid. (While many of those same parents were vaxxed by their own parents.). So the big losers here will be children.
  19. Insurance agent whose wife is into swinging, but never brings him along.
  20. https://www.wsj.com/world/europe/ukraine-agrees-to-mineral-rights-deal-with-u-s-3bbd871f?mod=hp_lead_pos1 I mean, I guess, sure. If this opens up the floodgates of kickass American weapons that kill Russians... It's incredibly Machiavellian, but much of our foreign policy always has been. Difference here is the trade is public.
  21. I'm signed up as an early adopter of T Mobile's "Starlink on a phone" feature. Living in the boonies this is something I've wanted for 25 years. But it's Starlink. And fuck Elon. This is why we can't have nice things.
  22. Kids these days. Back when I was young, to steal that much money you needed to stab a guy. 'The biggest heist in digital history' helps send crypto plunging Part of today’s reaction appears to be a couple of days late – analysts believe that one of the problems is a hack on Bybit last week, which was the “biggest heist in digital history”. Last week's 1.5 billion dollar (£1.2 billion) theft of ether, the token which powers the Ethereum blockchain network, from the crypto exchange Bybit, dampened sentiment. The Dubai-based platform, which allows users to buy and sell crypto with one another, said an attacker gained control of someone's digital wallet containing the funds and transferred them to an unknown blockchain address. Bybit's chief executive Ben Zhou said at the time that the platform "is solvent even if this hack loss is not recovered, all of clients assets are 1 to 1 backed, we can cover the loss". https://www.the-independent.com/tech/bitcoin-live-crypto-price-latest-b2704170.html
  23. TSLA's board of directors is not gonna be happy with him. (sarcasm)
  24. Woah. They're risking literal lockjaw for fear of a 50 yo vax?
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