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Parliament

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  1. Pro tip: don’t by stuff online. Problem solved.
  2. The guy in charge of sorting this out:
  3. *96 7/8”
  4. Learned at Mass yesterday, “Mary did you know,” is technically heretical to Catholics. Father told us not to overthink it though. If you like the song go ahead and sing it.
  5. Butt plugs. Just hear me out.
  6. Now do it with a cat.
  7. There was an income cap on that thing, right? Like $85k or something?
  8. 2024 owl talk not going away.
  9. Sold my meager TSLA holdings today. Cleared a modest tree fiddy. Sold out now because the stock price has become completely divorced from reality. If I wanna gamble my retirement on a meme stock, I’ll buy GameStop.
  10. Donde es el bibliotecha
  11. Owls are such badasses.
  12. I was ready to go $5. Had the money ready when the guy handed me my keys and immediately walked away. Guys it’s not in their culture here to give/take tips? Dunno
  13. If our Federal Government buys enough bitcoin the price will surge. Hodl a few months then literally pay off the US debt. Just think about it is all I’m saying.
  14. The circle of life.
  15. President Biden dithered and puttered, piddled and puddled, and fucked it all away. God dammit can we get ANYTHING right? https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-12-20/russia-ukraine-us-allies-say-biden-strategy-was-too-little-too-late-for-ukraine
  16. Staying at a nicer hotel in downtown Chicago on my way home to (grits teeth) Ohio for Christmas. This place has valet parking which is a new concept to a lower class rural Ohioan like myself. I have NO idea what decorum is here, but I know that a civilized man will tip my guy Sal. How much? $10?
  17. Neg rep for the terrible dad joke. Even by Surly’s terrible standards, your comments are out of line, Sir. Shame
  18. He died happy.
  19. I’ll kill people before I’ll let you kill my cats. Asshole.
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