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Parliament

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  1. And of course the status of flashing an Amex Platinum card when out with friends.
  2. Doesn't hafta be 55+. I live in a higher-end, larger apartment complex with no age restrictions. We have recent college grads, olds, and everything in between. The olds love it. Zero maintenance and all they gotta do before a long trip is dump out the milk.
  3. Why haven't we invented lasers or flying sharks to take out these drones yet?
  4. And i believe American Oktoberfest is celebrated on his birthday?
  5. I see potato futures on the Moscow stock exchange are spiking tonight. Watching close for spillover into vodka prices.
  6. So they gotta take each one individually, spread out over a period of time? Or they can't take ANY until age 4?
  7. Just gotta try to get a little better, a little happier, a little more fulfilled every day. Rage against the dying of the light.
  8. Just in time for Christmas shopping.
  9. Alien: Earth season 2 is gonna be lit!
  10. Dunno, Man. I think he's guilt. If not of murder then of accessory or illegal possession of a dead body or something.
  11. For their age, each of those guys acquitted himself well.
  12. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2025/09/16/russia-brainwashing-camps-ukrainian-kids/86178414007/
  13. He'll put it in Hermit. Eyeball will pretend to be really cool. So Boy Kavalier wants it for himself. Takes the eyeball, eyeball takes over and makes an evil smirk. Camera fades to black... Looks like next week is the finale.
  14. Darn good episode there. A plot driven by greed and assholishness.
  15. Also long past time we take all of Russia's trapped foreign assets and turn them into weapons to kill Russians with. Every dollar.
  16. What are their Surly handles?
  17. But his house didn't get hit?
  18. NFL goonery has weight classes I guess?
  19. Yeah he might be used up.
  20. Eh. Lemme know when he actually lands a hit.
  21. This is why we can't have nice things.
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