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  1. Dogs are for owners who like to pick up poop with their hands.
  2. We can empathize and still disagree with people. North Dakota is filled with the decedents of people who had be oppressed by their governments (kings, czars, etc) for centuries. It is to be understood they carry a generational revulsion to Government.* We all agree that 3 generations in, they need to get over it, generally trust authority, trust science, but we also understand why they struggle to. I'm still gonna judge parents for not keeping their kids safe, but I understand why. *"Germans from Russia" (also called "Volga Germans") People from Germany invited to settle in the Volga river area in the 1700's. The Czar promised they would be left alone. Just farm and produce and pay some taxes and we'll let you keep your language, religion, etc., and TOTALLY won't draft you into our army or anything. RIIIGHT... Not long in, they'd go to the schools and take the kids. "We'll give them back when you "volunteer" to fight for us (meat waves) in the war. The Volga Germans later managed to get themselves expelled from Russia and not to the Gulags. Went to ND because that is all that was left. Tough people, they, and we need to respect that. Also. Russia has always been run by shitbags. Taking kids to compel you to join the army? Yeah they still do that. Man, fuck those guys.
  3. Whole buncha more Navy leaders fixin' to get fired. Are we losing fighter jets faster than the Russians? https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/05/07/navy-fighter-jet-red-sea/
  4. I dry my clothes in 99.9% purified, deionized air from the Alps.
  5. Not for the 98% of vaxxed people who vax "took." Sucks for the children whose idiot parents didn't get them vaxxed, but we can't fix that. ND has Hutterites, not Mennonites but the result is the same. I am not away of any Hutterite colonies in Williams county though. I'm gonna associate it with just rando idiot parents.
  6. Dog's are for owners who need emotional validation.
  7. Not sure I'd put my fingers close to a methed-out trash panda.
  8. North Dakota says, "Hold my caesar!" Kids. All kids. https://northdakotamonitor.com/briefs/north-dakota-confirms-3-new-measles-cases-bringing-total-to-4/
  9. Eggs. Or egg whites if you don't have calories in the budget.
  10. And many (most?) dumb motherfuckers lack the self-awareness to recognize it, and humility to admit it.
  11. And making all the frogs gay.
  12. ...so you've been told...
  13. I’ve recently flipped all my business from Amazon to Walmart. Yeah, that’s how much I hate Bezos.
  14. That cat wants you to take him fishing.
  15. Tobacco is an agricultural product, so I'm throwing Dominican cigars on the list.
  16. We export like 30% of our food on the whole, so nothing at scale. Certain things that can't be grown here should be watched. Bananas, avacados, authentic tequila. for example.
  17. Let him tariff human trafficking.
  18. Well not all of us are Surly 1%. Our holdings a getting walloped by tariffs.
  19. Lol VPN's will negate any of that.
  20. That's great. Why did they not start that 3 years ago?
  21. Motherfucker saw some shit.
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