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Parliament

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  1. I’m gonna hafta start producing my cocaine in-house. Bummer
  2. I sure don’t. But… You can’t test economic theories in a lab. Can’t eliminate outside variables. I can’t see a single reason this’ll end well for us. But the law of unintended consequences might could help us.
  3. Surly 99% humble brag.
  4. (That’s the joke.)
  5. People who are most affected by this are gonna become food insecure and literally hafta tighten their belts. Not the best way to address the obesity epidemic, but it will be very effective.
  6. And it’s obvious I’m gonna hafta source my cocaine locally.
  7. Thread title is fixin’ to live up to its name real shortly. Good luck. Anyone got the number for that truck driving school?
  8. Do I need a script or doctor's note for a shingles vax? Or just make an appointment at the pharmacy?
  9. Broke. I was in college during the best of their run. Wings were good. https://apnews.com/article/hooters-bankruptcy-hoa-486f75df8ebc1860031e67d18aed5f75
  10. And still get a new man.
  11. Parliament

    Heat 2

    We need Dennis Villnaveu to direct. Mann’s too old. His best work is behind him.
  12. Just saw my favorite hot sauce, Cholula, is imported from Mexico. Heck
  13. Where I come from we’ve never taken out lights down.
  14. She’s gettin’ plenty of pipe regardless.
  15. I’m no Stan, but I am always optimistic. He might actually seek more sanctions on Putin. Don’t say it’s impossible. Slava Ukraine
  16. All those nukes will blow up as soon as they light the fuse. (Elon Musk must be consulting.)
  17. Duhamel is from Minot in NW North Dakota. There are cows up there. He can pass as a cowboy.
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