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Parliament

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  1. Take your CR shitbagging to the shitbags in the CR.
  2. Parliament

    Landman

    When I was in Dalhart they all drank Coors (pronounced "kurzz") Light. That was many year ago. Might be Ultra today dunno.
  3. How the fuck should I know.
  4. Israel (and presumably the US) are taking out all the former Syrian army’s weapons cache’s. Is Iran gonna supply more? Would anyone else? If not it seems like Syria will settle in to a low intensity conflict with competing war lords?
  5. It’s all plastics nowadays.
  6. How do you “kind of beat” an ass? We need some details here.
  7. “You’re a lousy f*cking softball player, Jack!”
  8. Next round’s on me, Boys!
  9. “If I wanted to lay around with shells on my back I’d be the CEO of United Healthcare.” savage
  10. My CV is my posting history on Surly Horns and its skat porn predecessor.
  11. I’m gonna make a run at her. Wish me luck.
  12. Give them no quarter.
  13. Pro tip: don’t by stuff online. Problem solved.
  14. The guy in charge of sorting this out:
  15. *96 7/8”
  16. Learned at Mass yesterday, “Mary did you know,” is technically heretical to Catholics. Father told us not to overthink it though. If you like the song go ahead and sing it.
  17. Butt plugs. Just hear me out.
  18. Now do it with a cat.
  19. There was an income cap on that thing, right? Like $85k or something?
  20. 2024 owl talk not going away.
  21. Sold my meager TSLA holdings today. Cleared a modest tree fiddy. Sold out now because the stock price has become completely divorced from reality. If I wanna gamble my retirement on a meme stock, I’ll buy GameStop.
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