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Parliament

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  1. When you gotta read the owner’s manual to open a door…
  2. "Now you'll be able to deer hunt in cemeteries." So meta
  3. Agreed on all that. We are responsible for our own actions, not our great grandparents.
  4. Do we have off switches on those Paki F15/16’s?
  5. “What I’m about to tell you is classified. It could end my career…”
  6. That one made it into the Amazon anthology a few years back. Was a good one.
  7. Smart watch data? How are they getting that? And what pops on a smart watch that makes you autistic.
  8. They say a man's character can be gauged by those who call him an enemy. If that's true, I like this guy even more. I'll probably disagree with him on some things, and that's great. I need my views challenged. There's a small, cackling minority of haters. He's gonna come to the US at some point, and say Mass at Soldier Field and similar. Gonna be wild. Can't wait.
  9. From the comments: “A pope got picked in less time than Shadeur.”
  10. Whole lotta new anti-Catholics going on my list.
  11. Food problems are common for many athletes. Gotta ask yourself how bad you want it. And maybe you don't want it that bad. Nothing wrong with that.
  12. So +/-750 more men for the meat waves? ie, "Monday morning."
  13. I feel legitimately bad for him. Obviously his stroke has harmed his personality and made him into an angry old man. And how he's being stage managed by his people, for their own benefit.
  14. Captain America hasn't had any hits since he retired from saving the planet. This one looks good. Good for him.
  15. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdxgx40qvwpo
  16. Wait. Aggy firefighters? Lotsa jokes to write with that.
  17. 20 years from now a 2025 right hand drive Tesla is gonna be an expensive collectible.
  18. Or a skid row prostitution when he was on a heroine bender.
  19. Dogs are for owners who like to pick up poop with their hands.
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